Comments by ricktheturtle (page 4)

I'm only offended if they're showing the muffin top. That's an ugly look for a hairless ape. Sort of like a formerly sexy lady turtle that can't pull her head inside of her carapace properly. Aah...yup

Dickless George is already on the wildebeest list and he won't see it coming because he puts everyone on ignore. Aah...yup

I suspect my lion bud will want to go all wildebeest on Juice and his fictional crew. Aah...yup

SMH. Pan depilis should not try to be intellectual. Unless you're a rick. Leave that for superior creatures. Like lions and turtles. Ash...yup

Married, schmarried. You hairless apes and your stupid rules. Part of turtlestyle loving is that if you can't be with the one you love you should love the one you're with. As a rick I love myself. The way I express that self love is to convince as many slutty hairless apes to do it with me turtlestyle. Aah...yup

Wait, I just read that this was Cleveland. I wouldn't be caught dead in that craphole. I'm a high class turtle. It was some other hairless ape whore that likes it turtlestyle. Aah...yup

I think I got the number of that one. I am "that turtle". She told me she liked it turtlestyle. Aah...yup

You hairless apes have such small genitalia that you really can't lose any and still be considered males. My advice is to make sure that you never get a BJ from a snapping turtle. That is not how you do it turtlestyle. Aah yup

I do not think the James hairless ape was insulting you krystal. He was simply making a general observation that butterfaces do not bother the blind. On the other hand, I am disturbed that you refuse to acknowledge that you are a hairless ape. I presume you are one of those pro-Homo sapiens bigots. Homo sapiens...rolling my eyes. More like Pan depilis Aah...yup

There is a rabbit posting on here? Rabbits are disgusting animals. They eat their own shit. Disgusting...aah yup

John Smith, I want to do it turtlestyle with as many hot 18-year old hairless apes as I can. Aah...yup I guess you're one of the guys to come to for advice. You and the smartest hairless ape on the planet, rickdugan. Aah...yup

George, I presume there a problem with your dick. Given your handle I suspect it is less than 25% of your snout-vent length. The female hairless apes must hate you. Turtlestyle is a problem unless your dick is at least 50% of your snout-vent. Aah...yup

Aah...yup I'm a suit-wearing turtle and turtles just wanna have fun. Though the male hairless ape was a bit harsh. We turtles are nothing if not polite. I always say "thank you" when a female hairless ape is willing to do it turtlestyle. Aah...yup

At the turtle clubs you'll often see a gravid female lay her eggs in the dancing area. We turtles are very sexual beings. Aah...yup krystal, are you a hairless ape? Do you like to do it turtlestyle? Maybe I can visit you at your club. Just look for a turtle wearing a suit. Aah...yup