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ATM card with $0, dance and dash?

s88

New York

I am at an high density urban city SC that is pushed to the sidewalk. No parking lot at this SC. Metered city street parking shared with other businesses on the block is the only choice. Security is minimal at this SC, no metal detector, no patdown, no ID computer swiping, no photograph posing, the bouncers are twinks, not ex-wrestlers. Customers are very classy at this SC and all are upscale dressed, no thugs or gangbangers. Today I think I saw a customer hustle. Come to the SC with little $ and make sure your ATM cards in your wallet are either terminated or near $0 balance in the bank account. Leave your real CC/ATM card in the car or at home. Get a bunch of postpaid semi private LDs, then have not enough $ in your wallet to cover it. Go with the stripper to the SC ATM. The card is declined. The stripper was panicking as if she already knew she wont be getting the $ and it happened to her before. After this point I went back to watching girls and not club drama so IDK what happened next. Say to the stripper/bouncer you have the extra $100 or $200 in your car. Leave the SC and drive home grinning all the way. Similar to the good old "go outside to have a smoke" in a restaurant.

Does this $0 balance ATM card hustle work in real life? I know it works on TUSCL troll land ("dances are $20 cash, $25 credit, or 7 pieces of fried chicken"), but does it work in real life?

What would happen at a high security SC (many musclehead bouncers) if a customer tried to pull this? With valet parking, no matter how divey, I can see this being impossible. Would a SC tie a customer to a chair in the backroom and pull out a taser? Call the cops for theft of services?

OH SHIT, now I know why that one SC had a uniformed armed detail cop inside the lobby of the SC." For my safety and your safety you are being cuffed. Now you have two choices tonight, either call someone to bring the money to the club, or call someone from jail after you are booked and have a record". I find that funny, you will be making a phone call tonight. It will be either your wife, your bro, or your bondsman. Someone will bring the $ tonight.

But seriously, "go to my car and get the $"? Other than the detail cop and theft of services, there is nothing the SC can do, and the stripper is limited to kicking you in the nuts, but that for sure means she wont get paid, so she probably wont? What the hell happens in this situation if you plan never to come back to that SC? Nothing?