Comments by DaOnion (page 5)

Haha. Also funny Subra.

Funny. That would make a good t-shirt.

TUSCL: Where boring ends.

Creepy. Please oh please may there be no trannies present for my first trip to Hi-Liter later today.

Ditto. I'll just get one dance and keep window shopping until I find someone new that I want to try.

What you describe is theft of service. It's a crime and also really bad karma. I'm no lawyer, but I believe if the dollar amount of the theft of service was high enough, it could be considered larceny and a felony. If somebody got caught pulling this stunt at the wrong strip club, they might get the shit kicked out of them too. No bueno.

Yeah, we were going to visit Phoenix the dancer, to see her new, bigger boobs, but her significant other wasn't too keen on the idea. So, we settled for Phoenix the city.

The young folk probably can't fathom that there was a time when you had to get in your car and drive to a store in a remote location to buy or rent porn. Back when a lot of us were younger, we had to work for our porn! None of this instant gratification like today.

Words that have never been written before on TUSCL & may never be written again: "I miss you guys and your saneness!"

I heard it's Dyn-o-mite! Sorry, couldn't resist the Good Times reference.

I'm always nice. Just playfully sarcastic. All in fun.

If your penis isn't big enough, you can't see the whole logo on the condom though. I think GMD can probably only see the T, since he's micro.

That is funny. "Pretty in a 30 year old trailer trash sort of way". Good line. Not sure that compliment will go over so well in person though. :)

Also, more cowbell. Always more cowbell.

My contract states that I'll be paid 100 pesos after I've reviewed 100 clubs. Mucho dinero.

I'm hoping to visit Detroit, Atlanta, and Miami in the next year, so hopefully I'll get to meet some more TUSCL'ers in the future. Enjoyed meeting JS & Bavarian so far.

Hello Putin.

This is a pretty freaking deep question for TUSCL. I don't know the answer, but I think there's some truth in trying to appreciate and enjoy moments while you have them. Life is hard and there are a lot of difficult times, but there are also good times. When times are tough, I try to remember that they won't always be tough, so just get through this tough time. Then, when things are going well, or you're having an especially enjoyable day or moment, I try to savior it. I try to really take it in and appreciate it, knowing it's a special moment and that I went through some tough times to get to that moment. I think being a good person and trying to help others is also important.

Senor Jugo. No comer todos los fangers de pollo!

The Cubans are the ones rolling cigars in between dances. I can usually tell where they are from based on their accent. Before they speak though, sometimes it's a little tougher to distinguish, but there are subtle differences.

Wow, she even looks good in her mugshot. $100? I'm sending her bail money now.

Neon, you seem like a nice dude. Whether this girl is playing you or not, it seems you can do better for your money. If you were going to meet up with her again, maybe she can give you some private dances or something, for the amount of $ you were giving her. Better yet, head back to the club, meet someone new, and replace her. I think your money will be better spent and you'll get more enjoyment and less heartache out of it.

It sounds like you earned it. Enjoy.

Not yet, but one time they made me take off my hat. I sometimes push the dress code boundaries, but haven't been denied entry yet. I imagine it will happen sooner or later, if I visit a "show club".

I'm old school and remained loyal to Yahoo far longer than I should have. That said, I switched over to Google for internet search a few years ago, because their search results were (and are) far superior in every way. I still use Yahoo for email and for Yahoo finance and sports, but not for searching the internet.