Comments by Stognasty (page 3)

I love home cooked grits. I'll never order them in a restaurant because they are never right. They need to be smooth, buttery, and a little salty.

Scrubs are thin and soft. No chance for an LDK for me though. They usually untie them and pull them down anyway!

Is The System recommended reading?

Another interesting fact. They look embarrassingly like an all denim jumpsuit under black lights. Lol

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a whore with diarrhea? The oyster gets shucked between fits.

I like your style, man!

She's part of the suicide girls I noticed on her IG. Has anyone here ever gone to their shows? Are they bullshit or a good time?

I would lose it if some guy had 8 condoms fall out of his wallet in front of me at checkout! That's pretty optimistic!

PPWH. The problem was I was ill prepared and had just the one trusty Trojan. We were both shocked because those things never break. She offered a manual finish but that doesn't work on me.

I like the idea of a spray on condom 25! I just might have to invent one.

I'm not too worried but I suppose I'll get tested in a few weeks. If your fun was interrupted in such a way and you were unable to complete the deed would you negotiate for a reduced rate follow up?

Do you think it would fit with the flashlight on?

Take them to chipotle and your in like Flynn. As long as they don't start shitting themselves.

Danger is my middle name.

Good point dawg.

Next time should be free right? Or at least half price?

I didn't cum, so no baby. Thank baby Jesus.

Yeah. Things got a little too vigorous and for the first time in my life a Trojan ripped. Right away we both felt the difference. She said I have nothing to worry about so I'm totally good right? Lol

She had it surgically split so it would reptilian. It freaks me the fuck out. I wouldn't kiss her but I would let her hold my cock in her mouth until the swelling went down.

I feel like Velma from Scooby Doo without my glasses or when I get them knocked halfway off. I would take them off but I like to enjoy the scenery without the effect of when I would try to watch the scrambled porn channels as a kid.

Those Sabo specials would pull so much action lol!

How do you manage all these alternate profiles?

BJ. I see your point. What I meant by SS is that I'm literally just any dick. Nothing makes me different from anyone else on this site, except I may be a few decades younger than some/most.

Do the maggots in my coconut count?

I don't know what I'd do without you mamisan. Thanks for your dedication to our penis's...peni?