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7 years ago
I love home cooked grits. I'll never order them in a restaurant because they are never right. They need to be smooth, buttery, and a little salty.
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7 years ago
Scrubs are thin and soft. No chance for an LDK for me though. They usually untie them and pull them down anyway!
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7 years ago
Is The System recommended reading?
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7 years ago
Another interesting fact. They look embarrassingly like an all denim jumpsuit under black lights. Lol
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7 years ago
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a whore with diarrhea?
The oyster gets shucked between fits.
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7 years ago
I like your style, man!
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7 years ago
She's part of the suicide girls I noticed on her IG. Has anyone here ever gone to their shows? Are they bullshit or a good time?
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7 years ago
I would lose it if some guy had 8 condoms fall out of his wallet in front of me at checkout! That's pretty optimistic!
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7 years ago
PPWH. The problem was I was ill prepared and had just the one trusty Trojan. We were both shocked because those things never break. She offered a manual finish but that doesn't work on me.
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7 years ago
I like the idea of a spray on condom 25! I just might have to invent one.
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7 years ago
I'm not too worried but I suppose I'll get tested in a few weeks. If your fun was interrupted in such a way and you were unable to complete the deed would you negotiate for a reduced rate follow up?
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7 years ago
Do you think it would fit with the flashlight on?
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7 years ago
Take them to chipotle and your in like Flynn. As long as they don't start shitting themselves.
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7 years ago
Danger is my middle name.
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7 years ago
Good point dawg.
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7 years ago
Next time should be free right? Or at least half price?
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7 years ago
I didn't cum, so no baby. Thank baby Jesus.
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7 years ago
Yeah. Things got a little too vigorous and for the first time in my life a Trojan ripped. Right away we both felt the difference. She said I have nothing to worry about so I'm totally good right? Lol
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7 years ago
She had it surgically split so it would reptilian. It freaks me the fuck out. I wouldn't kiss her but I would let her hold my cock in her mouth until the swelling went down.
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7 years ago
I feel like Velma from Scooby Doo without my glasses or when I get them knocked halfway off. I would take them off but I like to enjoy the scenery without the effect of when I would try to watch the scrambled porn channels as a kid.
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7 years ago
Those Sabo specials would pull so much action lol!
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7 years ago
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BBBCFucking Pussy into J.E.L.L.O
How do you manage all these alternate profiles?
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7 years ago
BJ. I see your point. What I meant by SS is that I'm literally just any dick. Nothing makes me different from anyone else on this site, except I may be a few decades younger than some/most.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Do the maggots in my coconut count?
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7 years ago
I don't know what I'd do without you mamisan. Thanks for your dedication to our penis's...peni?