Comments by Bigtallbonerboy (page 7)

You prick

Shit dawg. Don't bring up my past. Not cool...

I'll shit on Bloomberg. He is a liar. Wants to outlaw guns and destroys the republican tent. All I like about him is his cash. I would vote for him too if he were not a pussy.

How many times do these entertainer get me off exactly. That's a good deal. I can't even get off for that in denver

Good for you John smith. Poke her in the hanus for me please. Love the emotion bro. For real.

Your family tree must be a cactus shay cause you and everyone on it is a prick

Your birth certificate is a sorry note from the condom factory for when it broke when I made you.

I'll drink yo motha fuckin milk shake bruh

Hey bro would you smoke a french fry?

Hey fuck you tiggles

Mother fuckers probably never rolled in the club with a stack in their life cause they too busy given it to the government.

Hey hugh? Suck the nuts of a motha fuckin legend

Lord of the g string was fucking awesome. Dildo saggins was hot and all of the throbbits were pretty dope too. Good storyline

I would also create national blumpkin day where every man gets a good morning blumpkin by law on February 14

I would make the best president out there honestly. I would legalize trolling of all forms for starters. Then I would make it legal to breed the same way any animal with antlers does. Ie go battle some asshole and fuck your hereim of women. They get no say so.

Mikeya thankyou and shailynn that's called a fucking corndog dammit. You are not helping me sell dildos here.

That pussy was so tight tho bro. Hadn't been tampered with for 40 years

Ya if I met a stripper that thought she didn't need to be shaved Id give her the boot. Next please!

My aunt worked there.

So basically shailynn sits around thinking of "hotter men" all day and subaru lets his "atatf" get banged by all the guys in the office "bending the rules" aka their weiner inside of her. Awesome. I'm surrounded by a bunch of cuckholding fags.

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I fucked Chaz's mom.

I sell purple dildos and yes the benefits are good but at 14.50 and hour I have not really been able to contribute to my 401k, especially where has prices are and the cost of self lhbrication.

Love the breast. My local Ruth's Chris needs to hire some scantily clad waitress to go with my bomb ass ribeye

Don't you mean nicer bitches too? These hoes out here in colorado are as frigid as the weather. Some are as ugly too. I'll hook it up with that cron Don Juan bro