You're all right.... We have no good candidates - in that case... Juice for president.
I can only imagine what juice would promote:
1. Every restaurant gives out free chacken fangers every Friday.
2. Four loko would be changed to its original recipe and sold in vending machines at elementary schools.
3. Free cover charge at all strip clubs, supplemented by the government.
I think I'm on to something here. We have had a minority as a president, why not a handicapped person?
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You can fuck all the Liberals you want.
I prefer to fuck strippers, myself....
Yes I would have pegged Bigtallbonerboy as a Trump supporter. More proof that Idiocracy isn't 500 years in the future, its already here.
I can only imagine what juice would promote:
1. Every restaurant gives out free chacken fangers every Friday.
2. Four loko would be changed to its original recipe and sold in vending machines at elementary schools.
3. Free cover charge at all strip clubs, supplemented by the government.
I think I'm on to something here. We have had a minority as a president, why not a handicapped person?