NJ 1st Strip Club Tour
If there was a tour that gave you access to five Strip clubs in one night on a party bus with female entertainers and was only $35 for seven hours you can get on and off as much as you want.
You would get picked up at your favorite strip club or participating clubs and get driven around all night and ultimately get dropped off at the same place. Would that be something of interest?
You would get picked up at your favorite strip club or participating clubs and get driven around all night and ultimately get dropped off at the same place. Would that be something of interest?
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A couple problems
Different families of the Cosa Nostra will murder you for fucking with their business.
I am not american, how do I know your tour doesn't end at Hypnose Gentleman's Club?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-…
But for only $35 for 7 hours?
No way.
For me, any way I can go strip clubbing, and drinking, without driving, is something worth considering. That said, my first instinct is always taxis/uber, for both privacy purposes, and because, as someone over 30 years old, "party bus" just isn't a concept that appeals to me or my buddies at all.
I might at least consider this type of party bus, but some important factors for me are:
1. If I'm SCing alone, I'm not doing a party bus, period.
2. If I'm SCing with 2 friends, that means we can each pay for one $35 uber ride and still break even versus the $35 each of us would have paid for the party bus. Which means we can all meet at SC #1, I can buy the 3 of us a $35 uber to go to SC #2, my next buddy can pay a $35 uber to go to SC #3, and the last buddy can pay for a $35 uber to get us back to the initial club. So we can hit 3 clubs for the same total price as the party bus, and if the clubs are closer than a $35 ride, we might be able to hit 4 or 5 -- and still get privacy, and not have to sit around and figure out how ridiculous we might feel on a party bus.
So, in short, I struggle a little bit with this, but this wouldn't be the first time I "lack vision", as they say :)
Age groups for the bus or from 25 to 55 and is a safe alternative to drinking and driving.
Right now the clubs are based in New Jersey
Strip club tours is meant for you to sample different strip clubs in your area and see what they have to offer.
The perks are you have female entertainers on the bus and you can bring your own alcohol as well as you get 50% off door mission to an all nude strip club which is about a $20 value
Unless Uber got into the strip club market I don't see how they can compare?
The bus picks you up and drop you off at the same place
Perhaps if you business model is, for $35, I get no cover/no drink minimum admission to any SC on your bus route, that night. I'll jump for that. That way I can evaluate 50-75 dancers in 1 night, instead of 10-20 dancers in 1 night. 10 dancers means I visited 1 club, and if I am really adventurous, 2 clubs in 1 night, that will add up to 20 dancers over 3 hours. Can you speed up the process with your bus of dancers per hour I get to see? There is a certain investment and risk I make in visiting any SC, because I need to spend $, just to look for what is on sale (I've seen atleast 1 SC that has ***photos*** of all the dancers and their schedules online, I FUCKING LOVE IT, but no SCs in my corner of the USA do that). That makes me have fierce brand loyalty to existing clubs I goto, since I dont want to take the risk of loosing $40, and getting zero LDs/VIP room time. If I came on the wrong day/time/wrong club, there is no refund on the cover charge or drinks if I leave in 5 minutes or less from the SC. No dancers in the windows on the sidewalk of the SC either in the USA. A SC tour bus, or multiple buses like a public transit agency going in a loop between 5 SCs continuously all night would be interesting. The most important fact is I evaluate in such a tour bus is, do I get comped cover+drink minimum waived, and how many minutes before the tour bus comes back to pick me up if the dancers are crap and take me to the next SC. Dancers on the bus are irrelevant unless their point is the tour bus is actually the bang bus and I'm supposed to fuck the chick infront of everyone else (everyone gets naked and starts to fuck). Then the question is, why would I get off the bang bus to visit a SC along the route?
Taxis to SCs in most of the USA cost as much as the VIP room. After sunset, there are less taxis, and they all want $50 a ride or $10 a mile. Your $35 bus for multiple rides in 1 night is very price competitive with taxis. My solution is public transit from the SC to my hotel. A tough logistics challenge as all SCs are open past the last bus of the night, plus in some SCs, most of the dancers come at 10 or 11PM, even though the club opened at 7PM. At 10/11PM the buses stop running, so I get the graveyard shift 7-11PM strippers and not the 8s-10s strippers in the 11PM till 2 or 4 AM shift.
The option to go to the all new strip club which has door admission but if you don't you don't have to with the $35 option there's another tear which is $45 which gives you free admission into the all nude strip club, door admissions usually $20
What were planning on doing is actually giving guess a vote on their favorite stripper to him on the bus .
Here's details of the strip club tour
Just to bring you up to speed on the strip club tour details.
• Experience Up-To 5 of NJ's Hottest Strip Clubs!
• Featuring the Area's Hottest Exotic Dancers
• Luxury Limo Party Bus with Sound System, Disco Lights, Flat Screens, Dance Poles, Private Room and restroom
• Round-Trip Shuttle to and from all clubs; get on and off as much as you want!
• BYOB! Drink & Party we will handle your transportation!
• Starts @ 8pm, last pick up @ 2:30am
• Certified VIP Host
You still are going to experience a lot of different strippers
• Experience Up-To 5 of NJ's Hottest Strip Clubs!
It turned out to be one club, not five, the promoter gets $10 for every person he brings from the doorman.
• Featuring the Area's Hottest Exotic Dancers
On the bus, or at the SCs you stop at?
You have a dress code or not for the bus. What is the crowd like on the bus? upscale dress code collared shirt required, or everything but timberlands and flat bill hats, or timberlands and flat bill hats are okay. I might need to pass piss test at my parole officer tomorrow. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4aELnPY…
• Luxury Limo Party Bus with Sound System, Disco Lights, Flat Screens, Dance Poles, Private Room and restroom
2 axle Sprinter van style or 3 axle Greyhound style? Seating capacity? What are the financial terms of the private room on the party bus? It is a bit useless if a "a high roller reserved it for the whole night" and its the same line every time. It actually is the promoters office with a file cabinet and liquor bottles in cardboard boxes, that is why nobody can use it.
• Round-Trip Shuttle to and from all clubs; get on and off as much as you want!
What is the frequency of the bus/schedule? If the names of the club are a secret for marketing reasons or they change week to week based on what SCs you could negotiate a quota with and meet it that week, atleast publish a schedule with "Club A", "Club B". Since you are a promoter, the paranoia in me says all 5 clubs have the same owner, perhaps this chain of SCs in NJ http://www.laceclubs.com/ . I've seen a chain of SCs that has a SC branded not-party regular 15 passenger van that goes between different outlets of the chain in the same metro area. If I have to sleep in the grass next to the SC for 20 hours for the next "get on" time for the bus....
Does the bus only pickup at SCs, or is there a non-SC location on the loop to meet the party bus, or the party bus does direct house pickups within distance limits?
• BYOB! Drink & Party we will handle your transportation!
Appetizing to some, to me, meh. I almost never drink alcohol when visiting SC.
• Starts @ 8pm, last pick up @ 2:30am
Hours are reasonable. The only NJ SC I've ever been to closed at 2 AM, so IDK if 2:30 is the last entry to a SC that is open till 4AM on the loop, or the "return home/to hotel" trip.
• Certified VIP Host
WTF does "certified" mean? NJ doesn't license pussy inspectors nor pimps http://www.nj.gov/njbusiness/documents/l…
There's no promoter nor doorman we do everything in house.
As for The dancers
Everyone has their own opinion of a pretty girl what might not your idea pretty might be someone else's.
We hand pick the girls on the bus, The clubs we tour we try to have them keep a standard of pretty girls.
There's really no dress code for the bus but some clubs don't like you wearing hats.
The bus is a full-blown three axle greyhound party bus it holds up to 50 people with state-of-the-art sound system, club lighting many bars five flatscreen TVs and the restroom
It also comes with a private room in the back
The strip clubs are all different, there not owned by one guy there's a list of participate strip clubs for each tour that you can pick from.
You have to choose your pick up location so we know where to get you.
The bus goes around every hour and a half from each club to pick people up and drop people off
There are two locations that are not strip club locations that we pick up from.
BYOB is totally up to you some people drink some people don't
The hours from 8 o'clock to 230 the all nude gentleman's club closes at three here in New Jersey. That's why we say last pick up is around 230 which runs about to 3 o'clock.
Certified host mean somebody who knows the club owner and the club
And yes is a pussy inspector.
The way I see it, any dancers on the rig itself are more like filler in between strip club stops, so even if their quality wasn't top shelf, I wouldn't mind as long as they were friendly and gave decent mileage.
I don't drink when clubbing, and only visit non-alcohol nude clubs so driving has never been an issue. But where I live (not Jersey) there are tons of clubs scattered all over the place, and the idea of a party bus that would drive me and my peeps all over creation on the cheap would be fun.
I'll keep an eye out and see if you guys ever set up here in LA :)
Renting the whole bus to yourself is a little pricey but not impossible if you have the right amount of people
Personally I don't see this being worthwhile anymore than having a party-bus hit different dance-clubs.
Check out the FB Page https://m.facebook.com/stripclubtour
And if your in the least bit interested why threaten to sue? Makes no sense. Lol
Will you have male strippers on the party bus? I like to go both ways.
IDK many instances where people that have a car rather take other forms of transportation – perhaps a sporting event is somewhere where people may like to use something like a party-bus; but in that case the timing is pretty-much set by the start and end of the game – and even then most people choose to drive.