Comments by mikeym (page 5)

AFAIK Rick is in Jacksonville, and Juice is in North Carolina with Mamisan, BBBC, and SJG's liberated goat. Your quip would have made more sense if you said that the dilapidated senior citizen mikey got disoriented when thinking about his former wing man minnow bragging about driving his spacious caddy down I-75 to meet him at the Mons couches or in the space ship cubicles.

I LDKed a couple times when the door girl at Follies would pat me down. Usually tipped her $5. At some of the black clubs I'd visit, the male doormen would stick his hand up in there and give my ass and balls a little attention. When my dick got hard, I got scared that I'd turn gay. The top doormen for giving junior some attention were at Lexxx in North Miami, the Office in Miami Gardens, and Club Blaze in Atlanta. Ask papi to tell you some stories for how the doormen realized he was going commando under his shorts.

I agree with demonrats about putting Trump in prison, legalizing cannabis, and leaving strip clubs alone. Otherwise, Im a conservative Republican. I enjoyed when Cruz suggested that both sides call witnesses during the impeachment trial so that the Biden left wing agenda and green deal would be stalled. The Republicans should get back in power in 2024 if they take their collective noses out of Trump's ass and hand over the Trumps to The Hague. Ive always liked the Republican personalities such as Gingrich and Limbaugh, but some of the rank and file Republicans have been annoying as shit recently like America's mayor Jewliana, JCP fluffer bankrupter Ron Johnson, and puta de miedra Ron Goetz from Florida going to another state for a white nationalist rally.

Thank you for your well wishes nice and orange. Since emigrating to the USA from Cuba in the 1950s, I was a life long Republican until last year: Trump Doctrine was to incite white racists such as Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin, who squeezed the life out of George Floyd, and then play golf. Rinse and repeat- incite white racists to come to the Capitol on January 6 and hunt down Pence, and then play golf. The best course of action would be to prosecute Trump like Peru did with Alberto Fujimoro two decades back. More likely is to send Trump to the International Criminal Court in The Hague, Netherlands, with the charges of genocide (killing 500,000 Americans with Covid-19 due to negligence of not wearing masks and suggesting drinking bleach and injecting lysol), crimes against humanity (allowing police officers to hunt down black people), and the crime of aggression (calling for a January 6 protest against one of the other three branches of government and doing nothing to stop the riot against the USA). End of disunity in the world as Russians happy with higher oil prices, Chinese happy with year of the ox and eating rice cakes and fortune fruit, and American people enjoying fuhrer Trump tried as an international war criminal similar to Nazi officers. We will have an international Tuscl meet-up and smoke 420 and fuck whores in Holland's red light distrcit.

You are a very intelligent person scrub and I enjoy when you put the power washer psi 3050 up the asses of people who write reviews as a way to place club ads. I have to go to bed soon because my orderly is going home for the night, and he just set up my stoma bag, and I will hit the clubs tomorrow afternoon. I may not be as smart as The Amazing Kreskin, but is it possible that the Chinese noticed a cabal in recent years involving Zionists and Russians, such as Jeffery Epstein, that have interfered in the American political system and threatened to destroy the civil society and the good strip clubs such as Follies? When Trump AND Pence defeated crooked Hillary in 2016, we were happy. However, the last four years witnessed an attack on strip clubs and AMPs, using online tools such as Tuscl and Twitter. It would have been better if Hillary had become President in 2016! The Chinese were sick and tired of evil defeating good. Remember the Chinese believe in Confucianism and did not want the Russian Zionists to impose their value system over others. They also needed Jen- goodness to balance out badness. I invoke Mamisan to provide guidance.

I am a conservative Republican. I reject collectivism and the welfare state, support a balanced budget, and strongly support morality in politicians. Like millions of other Americans, I would have voted for the Republican candidate in 2020 if the name was not Trump. My favorites would have been Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Mike Pence, Jeb Bush, or Kanye West. Trump is a Rino- supports corporate welfare and checks to Americans to support election chances, jacked up the national debt by trillions, and openly condoned the white nationalists and did malicious actions to allow our friends in the Capitol building to be bloodied, traumatized, and violated. Are you all too young to remember the Cold War? The Russians installed a manchurian candidate who allowed Follies to get shut down, attacked other Republicans from the Bush era, and allowed and encouraged one of the greatest attacks against this country. Fuck Trump and fuck the Republicans until they eject his ass from the party.

Other than 25, there are not many liberal Dems or socialists on this thread AFAIK. I supported Eisenhower, Nixon, Goldwater, Reagan, Ford, the Bushes, Dole, McCain, Romney, and Trump in 2016 because Republican principles were better for the country and me. I would have been one of the 74 million dittoheads to vote Trump in 2020 just because the R by his name, but I could not support a person who is so full of hatred, had so many bad policies, and was so willing to bankrupt the USA. The solution is to not give money to the Republicans who conspired to condone the actions of a traitor who incited random dumb asses to show up to the Capitol to loot and plunder and cause violence so the piece of shit bad toupee would remain in power. The follow up action could be to hand him over to China or Iran since he broke international law. Chinese courts could prosecute him for slander against the Chinese people and the Communist party. Iranian courts could prosecute him for killing their general Soleimani and for breaking the 2015 nuclear agreement.

The equivalent would be to announce to the world that there would be a protest at Maralago on a certain date such as March 3 (Liberation Day) and invite everyone from groups such as Antifa and Blm and then do nothing if they got into Maralago.

An angry sports athlete will do a crime of passion by himself. The prince or leader of a country, Saudi Arabia or USA, will get a gang of people to do the dirty work of a gang bang so as to not get his hands dirty. The leaders of the country knew when their country's legislature had weak cowards like Florida Senators Rick Scott and Marco Rubio are blowhards. Capish?

If one person does a crime that gruesome, it seems to be that person always knows the other person. Similar to what Seattle Seahawks Offensive Lineman did to his girlfriend and almost killed her. When it is a gruesome crime against someone you do not know, it seems to be that the crazy person tries to get a gang bang. A gang of people brutalized and killed the journalist Jamal Khashoggi. In this impeachment trial, the managers are arguing that when Pence did not hold up the certification, Trump seemed to do stuff around January 6 to get some Proud Boys and other people to come to Washington DC to kill Pence so that Trump would try to remain in power.

Classic ad with praise of the happy hour drink specials, amazing door girl, and the dancer giving her greatest Tom Brady like performance. I wonder what Scrub will think when he realized that he approved the Super Bowl winner, winner chicken dinner of the club ad of the week!

18 years to submit a review, and your first review is a restaurant and not a strip club. Hopefully, it won't be another 18 years before you submit your next review.

Clubber knew when it was time to leave, and now it is time for minnow to leave as he has the lowest review approval percentage of anyone on the website- under 25%. He has no business remaining on the website since all he does is repeatedly review the same turd of a ROB rip off joint and reject others' reviews. Now, minnow is insulting bharlem, nicespice, and other women and not offering an apology. This scary fellow stalked me with his array of DMs asking me to eat a steak dinner with him and invariably drove away papi, shurshot, and shanny by sending them unwanted DMs.

This is the only club I ever saw that was attached to a motel- Budget Inn. You rang a buzzer to enter. In Florida, we have two that are kind of close: Bottom's Up Club in New Smyrna Beach and Diamond Dolls in Clearwater. Not the best looking women but VHM.

I agree with 25, mack, muddy, and nicespice. Minnow is out of control and should apologize to nicespice or have his IP addresses banned. Founder has a stated goal of making Tuscl more inclusive of and welcome to dancers, and Minnow has seemingly soiled them with harsh and inflammatory rhetoric. For example, Minnow recently downvoted a poignant dancer's review and seemingly targeted her with his evil ways because the reviewer is a dancer: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=372596 My gut has been that minnow is a member of the FBI or some quasi governmental organization that is trying to suppress strip clubs by making them seem banal, dull, and hackneyed. For five years, he has only posted reviews for one club, which happens to be the most overpriced, disgusting rip off joint not only in the state of Florida, the continental US, but the entire globe. He acts like a club employee under the brawn of Mr. Trouse who rationalizes the catastrophic misuse of land ROB central club and makes the unsuspecting simps who enter its egress yearn to be anywhere else- I mean even the local watering holes in Sanaa, Yemen, or Kabul, Afghanistan. I propose that we form a board of directors comprising an eclectic swath of Tuscl users with an equal composition of the fairer sex such as nicespice and bharlem (https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=689621 ) and to include a fair share of weathered PLs such as myself and 25 and some young bucks suck as mack and muddy. Each board member will receive stock options and or warrants to purchase Tuscl stock. The board of directors will advise the CEO (founder) on pertinent matters and press for urgent matters such as the permanent banishment and expulsion of user minnow. The ultimate goal will be to help Tuscl do an Initial Public Offering (IPO) that will allow Tuscl and its users and share holders to unlock its billion dollar valuation to humanity.

Yeah, you're back in high graces for confirming takeout is available. However, other senior members and I have done cost benefit analysis and feel that you get better bang for your buck in other places in Florida. If you've never read his work, Dr. Evil makes an excellent case for the Daytona Beach clubs.

25 is correct: This is a video that dugan, my favorite astrophysicist, and I made a few years ago as a promotion for how "The System" works. That is why we were not wearing masks. The video was shot as we were cruising down US-19 in Pinellas County. The club scenes were shot in Lollipops in Hudson. I am not sure who the 3rg guy in the video was because I was not a member of Tuscl yet- possibly muddy, pistola, or shanny but definitely not minnow.

If ITC action is not the priority and you prefer prettier women and OTC, the better option is the night clubs in St. Pete, Ybor, Pasco, Orlando, or Daytona Beach.

I've been clear that the clubs on or near Dale Mabry, including Mons, Pink Pony, Penthouse, Dollhouse, Risque, Lipstixx, Truth Lounge, Envy, were excellent or great several years ago, but they have gone down hill: prices up and mileage down. The OP is an experienced Tuscler who has has written many incisive reviews, but this one, while full of details, fails to call a spade a spade: Whatever you spend here, you're almost certainly gonna leave with blue balls. Also, the OP probably wrote the review too soon after his visit. He seemed to experience the "afterglow" effect in describing the dancers as "10"- too high. Finally, the OP described the "typical fucked up Strip club customer creeps." I get liquored up and act like a jackass, but I am a regular at the clubs I visit and am a paying customer who generously tips. Although it's great this club serves alcohol and food, a better alternative are the clubs in Ybor (Gold Club, Vixens), Clearwater (Oz, DD, Atlantis, and Oasis), or Pasco.

If you had done the ultra lounge, maybe Raven would have stayed at the club and PB would have invited you over for bbq in Lake County? Instead you got a chip on your shoulder to prove that mikeym is not the best tuscler. I mean maybe I'm not the best? You got wallanon, sinclair, muddy. Hmmm... I'd say I 'm definitely top 5. I have been clubbing since the 1970s and only joined tuscl in november 2015. I never "knowingly" met anyone. I happened to be in some clubs when an Archie Bunker looking guy at some clubs in California and Florida walked in with a notepad thinking he'd be cool with lame ass game such as that he was going for a midnight swim, cruising town in his Cadillac, and sitting in the cheap seats throwing dollars at the stage. When you club a lot, you just talk to people and make assumptions. I did not go to the clubs to meet them. They just happened to be there: 1. Old guy in the back of an awesome Atlanta club who is wearing a funny t-shirt and baseball cap 2. Friendly medium build black dancer who introduced herself at the Doll House in Jacksonville 3. Distinguished gentleman at Rachels and Cheetah WPB who drank top shelf liquor, smoked a cigar, and had a distinctive gold chain 4. Energetic fair skin Cuban who is the only other white person at south Florida black clubs Body Club, Cocos, Lexxx, Tootsies, and then who you see a handful of times at Inner Room Cabaret 5. Short Vietnam vet who stick his finger in the twat of the stage dancers at Atlantis and Oasis.

@minnow I started wearing a guayabera recently. When you, porkbut (guardian), and I did an ultra lounge with raven, devon, and penny, I was probably wearing a polo. Good to know that you think it's all business. I haven't been to these two touristy clubs in a couple of years so Im not sure we'll ever meet again. I go to Vixens Ybor every once in a while but I don't see you there anymore. Ive started seeing less Tusclers. For example, since I don't go to Atlanta anymore, I haven't seen shadow or goldmonger. I haven't seen shurshot in this area. Papi used to love to drive to Inner Room Cabaret and get the $10 dances, but I don't see him either. I plan to get plastered today at the bar. Happy mongering.

Older Tusclers, especially those in Florida, need to know about the bathroom situation at clubs. Plus it would be horrifying to walk into the bathroom and see bare minnow's big fat hairy ass; that's why I got so much tail when he was my wingman a couple of years. Stripper logic: fuck the old Spanish guy over the fat American who looks like he could have a heart attack if she road that dick real hard. But minnow got his fair share of tail. I think he's upset at me because he saw Raven kiss me and Kendra give me a massage and he thought I overstepped my bounds taking his faves. Opposite thing happened with papi. The young Cubano came over from Dallas and initially canabilzied all the fine young chocolate at Club Cocos Living on the Edge, Club Lex, Secrets (Body Club), etc... when he came to Miami. But then the strippers realized that the old viejo could go 60 minutes while the young brash Cubano with his gold chain and hairy chest was petering out with gout. Later on,three goons neck collared him in the small VIP section at Body Club and forced him to pretend suck dick, long trips to Philadelphia and Georgia made him go loco, and then 25 persuaded him to write a positive review of Vixens because the manager bought him a free drink. Sounds like something minnow would do if given a stack of half off admission cards from him favorite club. Anyways, now I am in Clearwater because the clubs serve alcohol. The review was also down voted because it failed to mention that the PL is paying $30 to enter a club that does not serve alcohol. So basically you're just going to this club or the shit hole across the street and paying a $30 entry fee to drink water or a red bull and to find a hairless ape to sit on your lap for fifty bucks a pop. No thanks. I'm older than Redner and shadowcat, my penis doesn't get hard much anymore, but I bet I'd kick your ass if you said that stuff to my face, son. Just come to the Clearwater clubs tomorrow and look for the guy wearing a guayabera and loudly speaking in Spanish.

Pistola likely the marketing director for this club as minnow's the marketing director for the shit hole across the street. Both are overpriced, low mileage, ROBs on speed tourist traps that should be avoided like Covid-19. Probably trying to get Super Bowl suckers to go for the Bianca, Redner, Todd, Melissa, JK bullshit special. Why would a PL want to come to the two hell holes and wind up face down on Dale Mabry at four in the morning with a dildo sticking out there ass? In the words of Muddy, avoid this hot mess and go to Ybor's Gold Club and Scarletts or learn some tricks as I run the scene in Clearwater at Oz, Diamond Dolls, Atlantis, and Oasis.

1. Eve 2. Detroit 3. green 4. Spearmint Rhino 5. Sinclair 6. Liwet 7. BBBC 8. Mamisan 9. Clubber 10. Skibum

In the early and middle 2010s, this was one of the top 3 clubs in Florida. There was a fire at the club and some of the bar maids and dancers who were hired were extremely pushy and undesired by the loyal customers. In the last two years, the staff complained about the poor reviews the club received. I did not review the club but agree with the poor reviews in the last two years.