Comments by mikeym (page 4)

The federal government should immediately arrest the police officer and charge him with homicide because it appears like the local and state governments are not going to do that. Many of us older folk on Tuscl have had jobs where we carried guns and we know the guns do not just accidentally kill someone. If Biden's DOJ does not arrest the officer, then Biden is no better than Trump. At that point, you are blowing smoke up your ass if you think America is still special. The P4P and other laws are better in every other country. In the US, you have to fear driving around with your girlfriend if either one of you is black. So basically you're stuck here because you bought a home, only speak English, and are too lazy to move some place else that does not have lead in the pipes and crumbling infrastructure.

According to the club employee's alibi- Joined tuscl today and it decided to pick this afternoon to finally write a review after 5 years. But the problem is that it is written in the same style as the other club ads for the last five years including the review submitted minutes earlier by Jewish cock sucker ski bum. The genuine reviews for this place paint a so-so picture so the verdict is that the Rhode Island governor must shut it down and it is a STRONG AVOID.

No. I ate the matzo out of your daughter's pussy while your wife gagged on my cock and your mom sang Hava Nagila.

Old White Jew = ski bum . ski bum = Old White Jew .

Certified club ad of the day. Scrub, this is the club that used to submit all those one review ads. You can apply the power washer PSI 3050 on this radical Jewish lawyer who is probably the guilty party.

Dances are running about $51 for 3 minutes. You pay the bouncer troll at the entrance of the dance area, and he watches you get the dance. No fun happening. Dancers starts midway in the middle of the song and often prepay.

OP wrote: "Attendant requested me to pull my mask down, and step back (~ 3 feet) until my face fit inside the framed square. Whereupon, machine voice said "temperature OK, please wear mask." This gave me some unease, but I got past it." I would not step foot in a club that asked me to put my face in a machine like such. I frown on even showing my Florida issued id card since I am an octogenarian, and there is no point for those shenanigans since I do not want my identity stolen. Also there are multiple cameras in the club, including in the launchpad dance areas, and I do not appreciate being videotaped as I am paying $51 for a 3 minute dance ($6 to the bouncer and $45 to the dancer who starts in the middle of the song because the staff admit to me that there are no consequences to her). Furthermore, the OP came to the club at a time when the nearby clubs allow me in for free. If the OP did not have his "discounted pass," he would have been asked to pay $20 entry, $5 tip to the attendant, and $10 for a non-alcoholic drink. I cannot see paying $35 for entry to a money ripoff tourist trap at 7 pm on a Wednesday. The OP is rumored to be friends with the General Manager of the club- Todd Trouse- and has discussed hair maintenance tips with his special buddy so I imagine he got special treatment. When others step foot in the ripoff, they have to worry about being roughed up. I fear that the bouncers would try to do violence against me, and it makes no sense why this little claustrophobic closet has so many bouncers. The DJ plays terrible music, the waitress and bathroom troll are miserable people who beg for tips. The dancers have bloated bellies, caked on make up, smell terrible, and do not provide the mileage I get at any other club. Why have no concern for the humanity and bring up this wretched hell hole? Tuscl is supposed to help PLs not bring them closer to their demise and mental break down. Lord, Mikeym is a God fearing good- hearted Christian who gave up cursing for Lent. Could you do right by me and shut down this soul crushing, ripoff tourist trap in 2021?

Okay thanks. I am 81 years old and I club at some high mileage places, but Ive never had anything up my ass. I was thinking oh gosh I don't know if I would try that before I croaked. But I had some good ass jackings at Babes and Wax with some of the fine chocolates in Fulton Industrial Circle. Thanks for the clarification.

ass job/ass jacking- are you saying that she is putting her finger in your ass?

I've been on tuscl every day for many years and have reviewed over 200 different clubs and have seen and approved the reviews for thousands of clubs. As an adjudicator, I have deemed that your review is biased and your club should be permanently closed for many reasons. In your initial review, there were glaring omissions such as $20 admission fee, $10 for a non-alcoholic drink, $6 to a bouncer every time you get a dance in which the dancers are permitted to start in the middle of the song, do an air dance, or charge fifty dollars and upwards. There are cameras and bouncers all over the little ripoff tourist trap watching you, an annoying tip parade to the bloated, smelly caked on make up ROB dancers, waitresses, male bouncers, parking attendant. There are about 200 strip clubs in Florida and so far all I see is steve727 writing about the WORST CLUB IN THE USA. Admits no shame in "sneak away from the wife" even if it gives Covid, gonorrhea, syphilis to the wife, mother, and children. The OP has the cred of a vial of a piss until it adds content to the website that shows that it is something other than a shill for the RIPOFF TOURIST TRAP HELL HOLE TRAP JOINT CLAUSTROPHOBIC CLOSET HAS USED DIRTY BUSINESS PRACTICES FOR YEARS. Meanwhile, I am letting others know about what could be their fate if people from the ripoff clip joint target them like they targeted me for my age, my religion or culture, or just because the club employees are a bunch of sadistic assholes. Will the fate be as bad as I imagined with the Pittsburgh motherfucker being drugged and getting sodomized by the six large male bouncers taking turns forcing him to suck dick and take it in his ass without lubrication. Then maybe the manager will take a piss on him as the DJ uses his face to put out his cigarette. Then, if he is lucky and still alive, the bouncer will toss his stretched out ass and cum drenched face in the dumpster on Dale Mabry to rot with chimichangas and burritos from the nearby Mexican restaurant. Who knows?

So have I become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Galatians 4:16) RIPOFF TOURIST TRAP HELL HOLE TRAP JOINT CLAUSTROPHOBIC CLOSET HAS USED DIRTY BUSINESS PRACTICES FOR YEARS. --- seems to be confirmed in this thread that "Steve727" is a club employee. The alias that wrote this shill review used 727, which is the area code for where I club in Pinellas County (Clearwater). The OP claims to be from Pittsburgh, though. Doh. Ripoff tourist trap was already in the Tuscl penalty box because, a while back, one of the club ads wrote that there was a football game on the television in the review even though it was not football season. Who wrote this ad? Todd, Melissa, Kleinhans wife, a DJ, a waitress, a bouncer? And you know the truth, and the truth will set you free. (John 8:32)

@ minnow I hope you've come around and realized it was wrong for them to be open in April and May 2020 (even with only 10 or 12 in the club) when everyone else was closed. This article was posted during SuperBowl weekend: https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/super-bowl/2021/02/04/super-bowl-2021-business-usual-inside-tampas-strip-clubs/4390732001/ Jim Kleinhans said 12 of his employees tested positive for COVID-19. “It was in the clubs,’’ Jim Kleinhans said.

RIPOFF TOURIST TRAP HELL HOLE TRAP JOINT CLAUSTROPHOBIC CLOSET HAS USED DIRTY BUSINESS PRACTICES FOR YEARS. This iteration of a club ad is another piece of shit who joins with some crap story and then is never to be seen again: Steve727 Joined March 2021 Reviews: 1 Comments: 6. Came from Pittsburgh to cheat on its wife and decided to go to the WORST CLUB IN THE USA. Admits no shame in "sneak away from the wife" even if it gives Covid, gonorrhea, syphilis to the wife, mother, and children. Hell, the scum of the earth already smokes and proudly got up from its metal stool 40 times to go smoke outside. I mean this piece of shit doesn't care if he gives lung cancer to his wife, his mother, his children. The POS being portrayed is the most fucked up, ethically challenged motherfucker on planet earth. Reminds me when we learned that the 20 terrorists who plotted the 9-11 terrorist attacks against the USA were using Tampa strip clubs to plot their attacks against this country. This guy is who 2001 advertises to- a piece of shit who cares about nothing. I mean even this waste of air had to get up 40 times from his seat- he couldn't smoke in the club, he couldn't drink alcohol in the club. All he could do was sit in one of the hard as fuck metal stools as the cellulite dancers with stretch marks and caked on makeup and fishy smelling pussies were putting on a show for the cameras. Even in the shill ad, this poor prick couldn't take the endless dollar parade and krusty the klown dj, waitresses, bouncers, bathroom troll, parking attendant, and homeless bums begging for tips for doing nothing. So it couldn't sit still and think... Man, I'm a real asshole for wasting thousands of dollars dealing with these bitches who have piss poor attitudes and could instead be face timing my wife, my mother, and my child. Nope... I'm going to be a chump and pay a $20 entry fee, $10 for a water/non-alcoholic beverage, then $6 to a troll every time I go for a dance, and then $45 for a 3 minute dance with some ungrateful bitch who the club admits it cannot tell what to do so she'll charge whatever and do whatever. And this chump wants to impress some people on the world wide web so he will say that he didn't complain even though the ROBs were cheating him. But wait for the the third visit/club shill ad from this motherfucker, and I'm guessing we will hear (or likely won't hear it because it'll be too ashamed to admit it) the story of this motherfucker being drugged and getting sodomized by the six large male bouncers taking turns forcing him to suck dick and take it in his ass without lubrication. Then maybe the manager will take a piss on him as the DJ uses his face to put out his cigarette. Then, if he is lucky and still alive, the bouncer will toss his stretched out ass and cum drenched face in the dumpster on Dale Mabry to rot with chimichangas and burritos from the nearby Mexican restaurant. Sir, there is a special place in hell that God has reserved for you for endangering your family, your self, and the community by not only steeping foot in this ripoff tourist trap hell hole but also coming on to this website and trying to get other members of humanity to risk their lives by spending one second or one penny supporting the terror that Todd, Melissa, and the bunch at this hit hole are propagating. Let me tell you there are hundreds of experienced mongers who live and travel to Florida and know that there are many handful of excellent clubs in the Tampa, Ybor, Clearwater, Orlando, and other surrounding cities. Your attempts to jam this shit hole down our throats have not gone unnoticed. If you in fact do live in Pittsburgh, I pray that you beg for forgiveness from your wife, your mother, and your children from what you did to them and the years of suffering that you likely have inflicted on them. As we enter the holiest week of the calendar year, I will let you know that Jesus Christ died for our sins for all- for the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God (Pet 3:18). However, without repenting for your sins, you likely might be headed straight to Hell.

Your application to have your scree name changed from OldWhiteGuy to OldWhiteJew has been denied. Your absurd insults will not be Passovered. You have been leavened and cancelled. You have multiple aliases and have submitted fake reviews for years. Your tactics of submitting fake reviews and taking out ad homimem attacks against gentiles- that you likely learned in your Jewish radical training school- is not acceptable here. Claiming that it is a top 40 strip club based on the numerous fake reviews you have submitted is unacceptable.

I see a couple of club employees trying to defend the crap hole, but it is inevitable that this "closet of a club" shitter will be shut down by Biden (probably won't drop a nuclear bomb but might call in the national guard to put chains on the door), DeSantis (might want to defend the people in his old stomping grounds of Hillsborough and show that he is worthwhile to be president), or Mayor Castor (could want to show that Tampa is not a joke like Key West compared to Miami and Orlando and would shutter the ripoff soul stealing tourist trap). Since I spend several days a week at the alcohol serving strip clubs in this area like Atlantis, DD, and Oz in Clearwater and Gold Club in Ybor that serve alcohol, I can assure you that the women are prettier, friskier, and far more truthful at those clubs than the smelly bloated ROBs at 2001. In fact, your ripoff tourist trap is the worst alcohol free club in the Tampa area. In the clubs near Raymond James that do not serve alcohol, Mons and Pink Pony are far superior in terms of the looks and the attitudes of the ladies. In Ybor, I would take Scarletts (Vixens), Deja Vu, and Emperors (nude, non-alcohol) anytime over krusty the klown DJ, shzanna doing crimes against minors, dancer dancing with the virus and dying and possibly infecting customers (per the head shill sk), uncomfortable stools, video cameras everywhere, employees such as bouncers and waitresses harassing the customers, and massive covid outbreak at said shit hole (per media reports). So I am not being dramatic when I say this is the WORST CLUB IN THE USA: REASON 1: Video cameras all over the goddamn place. Fuck, when you enter the shit hole, you put your face in a thing. Then you are told that there are cameras all over the place, stage, dance room, everywhere. Then there all like six or seven male bouncers watching the dance like hawks making sure there is no fun to be had. Girls have been instructed in the past not to sit with the customers. You are told as a customer just give up your money and wallets and don't expect shit but a shitty time and to be talked to like you are an ant. REASON 2: The dancers at this clip joint are all lying cunt ROBs. Even if a couple of them aren't dinosaurs with caked on make-up, cellulite, fish smelling pussies, beer guts, horrible weaves, I mean the bitches all act like shit at this fucking place. I mean the club employees even say that they can't control the bitches so they do, say, and charge whatever the hell they want. There is no order. Bitches will charge $50 for a 3 minute song, start in the middle of the song, do an air dance, and say fuck off. Then on top of that, you pay $6 to the bouncer in the dance area on top of whatever the bitch ROB charges per song. That bouncer then goes back there with you and like a perv watches the crumby dance. REASON 3: The dollar parade at this ripoff clip joint is the worst anywhere. The reviewer bemoans the "D^^^^^ was a snotty bitch, she came up and asked if I wanted a dance and I said the usual not right now but... she gets a huge attitude." Even the positive shill reviews show that you are going to get hounded by the DJ, the managers, the bouncers, the bathroom troll, the parking attendant, the waitresses, and the UGLY AF dancers to tip. I could go on but let me just re-iterate my closing catch line: If you want to be emasculated and be a fucking soul less slave for the rest of life who licks feet and is the salt of the pigeon shit, then go ahead and fuck your life with covid times 10 and give a big hi to the orange teeth bald headed turd todd when you're paying that $20 cover on a tuesday night to see seven fat and smelly ROBs dancers and another bunch of con waitresses and nefarious bouncers who will do who knows what with your $10 water/drink and credit card space bucks. Basically go to Ybor strip clubs or Clearwater strip clubs or anywhere else, and have a nice life.

1 review troll placing club ad so mikey m is about to go nuclear as foreshadowed by minnow. This ripoff tourist trap is why mikeym is such an asshole so basically avoid and save yourself and your family from a lifetime of HELL. Here's the rap: $20 to enter, $10 water/drink, small little tourist trap shit hole that is widely considered to be the worst strip club in the USA. $40 for a three minute dance and $6 to the troll goon who monitors the dance area. Annoying AF krusty the klown DJ pressures to tip the waitresses, male bouncers, parking attendant. You have a better chance for a good time at the nearby Sonic or running through the nearby car wash naked like the worthless piece of shit who tried to con PLS to come to this shit hole who wrote this worthless drivel and waste of bandwith. If you want to be emasculated and be a fucking soul less slave for the rest of life who licks feet and is the salt of the pigeon shit, then go ahead and fuck your life with covid times 10 and give a big hi to the orange teeth bald headed turd todd when you're paying that $20 cover on a tuesday night to see seven fat and smelly ROBs dancers and another bunch of con waitresses and nefarious bouncers who will do who knows what with your $10 water/drink and credit card space bucks. Basically go to Ybor strip clubs or Clearwater strip clubs or anywhere else, and have a nice life.

@BitCoinHodler If I took him to VIP, I'd want him to stick that big Jewish nose in my ass and to lick the toe jam out of both of my feet. OWG's anti-Semitic, hate filled rhetoric is idiotic, especially that he is denying being Jewish. @Rockie If you want to be anything in the Tuscl universe, you should stay in your basement instead of chasing down alligators in the swamp.

@ Scrub Because Atlanta has more black clubs than any place in the world. When I got into my 70s, I would wake in the morning and be in the mood for only chocolate and head to Blaze, Wax, or one of the black clubs. If I was in the mood for a mix, head to Follies, Fannies, Rileys, Tattletales, Mardi Gras.

You're a big nose radical Jewish lawyer with a filthy mouth like all your haverim at that club. The only construction you ever did was put up a mezuzah because you're happy to flaunt your religion so that you can claim everyone is persecuting you. Give it a rest bitch boy.

Fucking twat allying your club and yourself with Skibum, the worthless sack of scum who hopefully gets Covid. On countless occasions, that low life crumb has attacked others and I on the discussion board. When I saw that turd mother fucker endorse this club, that was my cue that this club is a waste of space that Biden should shut down just like Trump shut down Follies. You ain't shit OWG since you hang out with skibum. $300- 500 for a crap dance from some smelly fat ass Brazilian- This clip joint sounds like a ripoff shit hole that should be avoided. Based on past reviews, it appears that one or two guys, who use various aliases, list a bunch of dancers and make it seem that this club is something that is better than a tier 4 (bottom of the barrel) sink hole. Well, since you want to defend skibum, I'll feed you back some insults that your butt slamming buddy told me that can go apply to yourself- you're a government cheese sucking tranny who can go suck Muslim ass.

Skibum biggest nose on the website and best speed chasing after them pennies. Flees down to Florida like the other low lifes of the universe Trumps and Sean Hannity. Always crying about Haman or some other perceived evil. When the malignant carcinoma bring down, crush, and devour the evil trilogy of Hannity, Skibum, and Trumps, God will hath wrought the happiness and peace that humanity deserves.

I agree with desertscrub certified club ad of the day and stay away. Since he peddles Quanon theories, did skibum609 make up this alias to promote the club (by writing fake reviews) or is he trying to disparage the club (by making it seem like the club needs club ads and shill reviews) because one of the dancers gave him an STD gonorrhea, hepatitis, or syphilis?

Tranny, muslim ass eating, jewliana loving skibum609 posting again after being in the closet for a week (probably dressed up like a whore for a purim and sucked off everyone at CPAC including the bathroom troll and dishwasher). Hopefully when he gets his $1400 of government cheese, it'll buy some petroleum jelly and go to Maralago to let ron jonhson fuck his ass while he licks trump's feet. This is a strip club website, not a politics website. Message to skibum- Fuck off with your Russian funded Nazi agenda and made up aliases.

When you were on your "fly, travel, golf, ski" (code word for gay sex), I fuck your wife. Your hero Rudy joins the list of your other deviant heroes- Bernie Madoff, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Ron Jeremey, Richard Dreyfuss, Dustin Hoffman, Oliver Stone, David Copperfield, Israel Horovitz, James Levine. Get covid you dirty fuck. Fuck you Jewliani piece of shit. Fucking get your tongue out of muslim ass too while you're at it.

All of the cells under his yarmulke are full of dishonesty. The Jewliana loving, Muslim ass eating sack of shit is likely in Orlando sucking off all his CPAC haverim. If this shill says to go, do as the motherfucker desertscrub says and stay the fuck away.