Comments by mikeym (page 6)

Sinsations' cover charge at night is $10 and they're non-alcoholic- I don't think they even serve non-alcoholic beer. This is an excellent spot on review by Dirty of Wackos. This summarizes why I would be happy to swap some of the Cuban dancers to the Atlanta GA clubs if those clubs would have some of the beautiful black dancers come to Florida.

Absolutely not. This place is a factory- it is what it is. No intimacy, fat ass big boobs Cubanas who are mechanical, a wet dream for incels. Florida still has more strip clubs than any other state so I am well-versed in absorbing club ads from Rick's Hospitality (Scarletts and Tootsie's), Deja Vu, and pricey tourist traps in Key West, Orlando, Pensacola, Tampa, and West Palm. This place is the real deal- no need to advertise.

There is no proof that this a fake review. It looks like the OP paid founder in October and November and then decided to review this club first. Excellent choice as, with Follies closed, this is the best club in the Southeast part of the USA. After a night of sitting at the bar and drinking alcohol, it is easy to mix up a few details as many of the Cubanas at this club have various sales pitches about the cost and the lengths of the dances. I have visited this club over 100 times and have never done or been inside a "room" so I can understand why the reviewer would think that the booths are the club's version of rooms. The Dolphins are two wins away from the playoffs so have some Christmas spirit and lighten up Dolfan.

Scrub, did you buy RICK stock or is the winner winner of the thanksgiving dinner club ad of the day?

Oops my bad. Looks like the Cowboys will go back to Dak, if he's healthy, next year after the helmet hit on Dalton: https://twitter.com/MarkBullockNFL/status/1320442135313829890?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

No reverse psychology. Really, don't go there or you might regret your visit and have psychological damage from the ROBs like I do. You will waste a shit load of money for crappy dances, and they'll try to overcharge you for everything and offer shitty customer service. The staff is completely unethical and the dancers look like rejects from the worst clubs. If you want to club in Tampa, try Gold Club, Scarletts, Mons, Pink Pony, or Hush, or drive to Clearwater or Pasco.

Hillsborough County had restricted all gatherings to 10 people maximum, but on some Friday and Saturday nights in May, there were 9 or 10 dancers, the DJ, a manager, and/ or a tech guy (Yoshi) or bouncer. So over 10 people. Hillsborough needs to shut down or fine the club. Also, Hillsborough County, please investigate the club allowing children under the age of 18 in the club, dancers sneaking alcohol in the club, extras that have been accused by vush, and surveillance equipment in the club.

The money ROBbing, soul stealing hell hole 2001 needs to be closed permanently, and all their turds such as minnow and fertilvush need to be institutionalized with the managers, staff, and dancers where they can drink the syrup from my poop bag. My impression is that the shit hole tourist trap 2001 caters to gay men by dealing with the ugliest AF women in the world such as the fat pigs Melissa and Lisa or the male look alike Phoebe. My impression of minnow and fertilvush are sub girly men who would pay $1000 up to sit in the ultra lounge and have gay sex with each other. Maybe for appearances, they'll get Meesha to stick her dildo up their butts or get Nelli to peg them. The worthless money stealing, soul stealing tourist trap 2001 is so pathetic that it has to post its crap on Scarlett's page since that is the best club in Tampa. Has Todd no decency? GM of the year? More like turd of the year. Maybe he can dump an ice water bucket over his head or get DJ Hollywood to spin a sign outside in the heat to beg for customers. I suggest get minnow or fertilvush to stand outside with a rainbow flag and beg to get some fool to step foot in that shit hole joke of a club.

Not a surprise, its football season so ads and comments from the worst money stealing, soul stealing ripoff tourist trap 2001. Bitch, you have no place to talk to me as you and your alter ego vush been on this website for 1 month; I been here for 5 years. Your review is a fraud like your club and your made up ID. You trash the best club in Tampa (per Tuscl ratings and Tuscl reviews) based on the idea that it is costly. Not a surprise that the 20001 tries to attack the Scarletts club as I guess it tried to get it closed fown like Ponytails when it was on Dale Mabry. GFY, you stupid idiot. If you went to the tourist shit hole 2001, you spend $80 in less than 5 minutes ($30 admission, $5 stage tip, and $46 single dance in which the ugly AF smelly dancer starts in the middle of the song and then an air dance. Read: Ahja) At Scarletts, $80 and you're a king and have LDK ($10 admissison, $5 drink, and $65 for three full length songs). The evidence is clear that minnow and his 2001 ROB buddy got to go with clubber. Minnow knowingly published a copyrighted business article on this website about financial advice and should never show his face on the website again. DOJ should put him in federal prison where he can have his Todd Trouse and Charlie fantasies fulfilled. Fertil13 and vush are scum ids trying to get people to go to a shit ROB hell hole and waste their life and their money. 2001 is known for lots of male bouncers all around. I can tell anyone who likes or advocates for that waste of space is a fruit who would enjoy tranny nights at Tampa SKIN. Toodles you scammers.

I am glad that I found Tuscl a few years back so that it warned me about the money Robbing, soul stealing worst tourist trap 2001. I had clubbed for a long time all over the world before that and have only submitted reviews for a fraction of the clubs Ive actually visited. I now know of clubs in the Clearwater, Pasco, and Tampa area that are actually good. I like going to clubs and chatting with people- bar tenders, customers, dancers, etc... Ive met quite a few tusclers through the years and don't actively identify myself to them such as papi, 25, shurshot, eve, shadowcat, whomever. The scuttlebut about you minnow is that you are gay. Based on this post, you have an unhealthy or gay obsession with me. I have some indication that you have a "thing" for todd trouse such as you wanted to rub his bald head and like his hair dresser Charlie. I had at least one conversation with a customer from 2001 (possibly bathsalts/yellowbus), and the belief is that you prefer men or are bi-sexual. If your prefer men, that is fine, except if it causing you to do irrational behavior such as reject reviews on tuscl for personal reason (which I suspect you have done), pursue your gay love for me (which I see you have done and YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO ASK OTHER TUSCLERS ABOUT ME. I suspect you drove shurshot away from this website with your inclinations), and be an unapologetic marketing shill for a club that has pursued extremely questionable business practices and should be shut down permanently.

2001 betrayed the trust of people and should be shut down to protect the public health of Tampa residents, Florida, and even out of staters like minnow. The marketing tactics you are using are a betrayal of trust. You and vush are obviously the same thing- a creation in the Tuscl world of last month. You mention other clubs like you're a regular person and use that a ploy to compliment 2001. We've seen this song and dance before. 2001 is a ripoff tourist trap that relies on the lowest forms of humanity to step through its doors, suspend reality, and accept that it is something more than a hellish money stealing, soul stealing shit hole where the dancers will promise the world, charge whatever the hell price they want, and then under deliver and call on one of the brutish bouncers in the basement size room to enforce their brutality. The experience is prone with a constant call for tips by the krusty the klown dj and the underpaid bar staff who are the most ethically challenged miscreant bunch I've ever encountered. Typical experience: $30 for admission and nasty red bull drink; sit in uncomfortable stool, krusty the klown dj begs for tips for the smelly af dancer with pooch belly and dog face. Then a tip parade, wanna dance convention. Okay i'll go back with the least ugly, least smelly one just so they'll leave me the fuck alone (a 5 if Im being generous). Pay $6 to the bouncer who monitors the dance area- he'll flirt with the dancer. Fuck you Nick- hope you enjoy Jenna prick or Mike/Matt, glad you enjoy thinking Stephanie or Vivian will look at your ugly faces. Then the bitch starts in the middle of the song and begs to upgrade for $300 to space ship (another dance area) or $600 to the champagne room (another waste of money). She makes vague promises so I go to CR. One of the desperate waitresses, Calla, Milo, Mystery, Tequilla, Morgan, Shayla, Elizabeth, Lisa, then beg for a tip. Here's $100 so $700 total. I get no champagne and then a 20 minute air dance which involves fidgeting with the panty hose and stripper shoe shoes. Then the waitress says your time is up. This is has not happened once or twice but multiple times through the years. I've wasted tens of thousands of dollars at the Dale Mabry shit hole that could have gone to my current retirement. I could have gotten a better catheter or cleaner poop bags or paid more money to my orderly who takes care of me. But I did not know about all the great clubs in Ybor (Gold Club) and Clearwater (Oz, DD, Atlantis, Oasis) or Pasco (Bare Assets, Vue) that have cheap alcohol and truthful and nice dancers who do VHM dances for a reasonable amount. I am currently in my retirement and have not much to do all day. I usually club 4 days to 5 days per week and drink alcohol and have fun at one of the aforementioned clubs. Thankfully, my blood pressure stays low except when I read some ridiculous club ad for 2001, which should be shut down for, not only abuse of elder customers, abuse of all customers and staff. Tell us about Shzanna East, a 2001 dancer arrested by the police who did crimes against a child. How about Athena Bunny, who was allowed to dance with a virus, passed away- did she pass on the virus to customers? Why was 2001 allowed to operate in April and May when all the other clubs had to shut down? The place seemed to have more than 10 people more than once during April and May (broke the law) when the pandemic was killing thousands of Floridians and the I-95 and I-85 borders were shut to New York and New Jersey residents. The OP's title is that Scarletts is costly. Not really even for someone in retirement. However, the little ripoff tourist trap that fertl13 and vush (both created in September 2020) are advertising for is very costly for no alcohol, uncomfortable stools, wanna dance tip parade, Krusty the Klown dj, start in the middle of the $46 dance song, bouncer drama, upsell to the waste of time waste of money VIP. So yeah just like the police, fire fighters, and military protect Americans, mikey will protect the other PLs on here, especially the Floridians, from getting ripped off here and humiliated.

Fertil13 and Vush both accounts created in September 2020, and both accounts praised the worst money stealing, soul stealing shit hole 2001 that should be shut down immediately. News flash- you are a worthless asshole and can suck my flabby grey haired nut sack. It is important that Tuscl has experienced members who have memory, and that is what I and others serve. We know in the past that the Dale Mabry racket has created false accounts to compliment their $30 admission (with $10 non-alcoholic beverage), $46 per dance, start in the middle of the song, get the roided bouncers, listen to Krusty the Klown DJ, upsell Melissa fat blob in the space ship, get the minimum wage waitress to ask for a big tip and undercount the time in fake champagne room, yellow teeth skowl Todd Troupe, and Klownhaus beard and jeans with wife verbal diarrhea. Fuck off with the fake reviews on Google and the fake reviews on Tuscl and the fake votes on nightmoves. 2001 club sucks, staff should be institutionalized, and place closed permanently.

I can name five stripper names: Crystal, Tiffany, Brandy, Angel, and Lola, but that don't prove shit. Bottom line is top clubs in Tampa are Gold Club, Scarlett's, and Mons. Bottom line is worst club in Florida and biggest ripoff clip joint tourist trap is 2001 should be shut down forever for robbing customers of money and dignity. Dadillac got Flashers got shut down and mikeym should get the Dale Mabry hell hole shut down by Tampa mayor, deSantis, or FBI. 2020 already the worst year in history history with the shut down of Follies. Only year that may have been worse was 0 CE when Jesus Christ was crucified. But you ain't gonna make 2020 any worse by jamming that rip off toursit trap 2001 down our throats and slam Scarletts which is actually a great club.

I am saying don't list this place on tuscl or google. Cancer works that way in that it is a disease that affects any otherwise healthy body. Or maybe this club is like the New York Jets of the NFL but way worse. AVOID! There are plenty of healthy good clubs in Tampa like gold club and scarletts in ybor that are real clubs. Or head to oz, diamond dolls, atlantis, or oasis in clearwater. Or make the longer drive to Pasco or Daytona or Jacksonville or Orlando or save up your juices and head to Pompano Beach, Miami, or West Palm Beach. Cheers shanny.

Worst awful ripoff tourist trap in Florida. There is absolute no reason to step foot in this shit hole. This club ad is saying go ahead and spend $200 to basically terrorize yourself- no alcohol, smelly ROB dancers and waitresses, high pressure sales tactics, and crap dances. The ad, reads like something that part time manager L--- would write, saying it is okay to spend $20 for less than a handful of dancers and then be hounded for another $10 to get a non alcoholic drink. One of the last times I gave this hell hole a shot, bitch charged me $20 to enter the club and it was before 8 pm. There were three dancers and then the waitress hounded me to get a $10 non alcoholic drink and then tip her and tip on stage and listen to the lousy piece of crap DJ and sit on an uncomfortable stool. This club listing should be removed from tuscl and be removed from google. There is no reason to terrorize people and think that it is okay to step foot in this racket. This is not an acceptable club. If I was the governor, I would shut the place down and declare eminent domain. Klownhaus and wife are shameful. There is a pandemic and this place stayed open during the pandemic per an article posted by head shill minnow. The place had more than 10 people in the club at a time. There is no reason Tampa or Florida should have let them stay open or why the place should be allowed to stay open. Has the club paid a fine for allowing dancer Shzanna East to do a crime against a child? Per soul kid, dancer Athena Bunny danced at the club with some sort of flu that later killed her and potentially exposed the customers to the flu. Did the club pay a fine? Meanwhile, they attack other clubs and are the biggest threat to the public health and the public welfare. No, don't step foot anywhere near this shit hole. Tell the Tampa mayor or the Florida governor to have some self- respect and shut the shit hole down.

No, it wasn't a solid review. It failed to mention the camera at the door that seems to take a picture of the customer (for Covid-19?), the annoying waitress begging the customers to order a $10 non-alcoholic beverage, the annoying AF krusty the klown DJ asking the customers to make it rain and insulting the customers who paid $20 to enter the club, the wanna dance hustle for tips and dances, the added $6 (not $5) charge to go to the dance area, the constant upsell in the dance area to do a VIP room, the plethora of cameras all over the club including in the dance room, the myriad of bouncers, and the shady AF ROB atmosphere. Scrub has been posting on this website longer than about anyone except Founder and a couple others. He keeps it 100. You wrote some good reviews in the past dr. evil of clubs we like in Florida and Georgia and focused on some important details like the restrooms which is important for old geezers. I have been to every strip club in Florida, and at my advanced age, I talk to other customers, waitresses, managers, bouncers, and others to get the skinny at clubs. I believe this looks like a club ad, possibly placed by one of the woman with the club such as Melissa, Lisa, or Klownhaus wife. The diction in this review and other details leads me to believe that a woman might have written this review. I would glad to be wrong if the OP submits reviews for other strip clubs. Based on my experiences and my conversations, this is the worst club in Florida, a ripoff tourist joint full of ROB dancers who charge random prices for songs and dances and often start in the middle of songs, bellicose bouncers, rude staff and DJ, and the worst most uncomfortable club.

Minnow, you have to have to agree from the past that the ripoff tourist trap tends to post some club ads where the person posts one review for the club saying it is fun and not a ROB place and then the OP never posts again to tuscl. In our discussions in the past, I wondered who posted for the ripoff clip joint: a manager, a DJ, or one of the waitresses? Based on the writing, the OP is a vile kunt. Who could it be? Possibly Melissa got out of the space ship and did PR. Lisa, the part time manger? Not sure if she still works there. Maybe the Klownhaus wife. There seems to be an agenda to make the money ROBbing, soul stealing place seem like it is worth visiting. Minnow, you also seem to worry too much about me and not about the failings of the ROB tourist trap. You are talking to other guys about me (a male). Are you gay? Why not reach out to mets and tell him that you too want to touch elle's plastic boobies or play nosies with her gigantic nose? Minnow, you seem to have become a jaded pathetic bitter person who rejects reviews for no particular reason. You seem to shill for a place that ROBs all the time and have your nose up the Klownhaus butts. What's your angle man?

Vush is now basically a confirmed shill who probably works for the ripoff tourist trap- just joined tuscl, only wrote one review, and already speaking on behalf of the club like spokesperson soul pedo. Vush, you have no bearing to speak ill of scrub, who is a long time valued member of tuscl. I would gladly watch him insert the magic wand 3050 into your mouth to shut you the fuck up. Doctor, its been a while since I traumatized myself by going into the shit hole. I was told about the camera machine at the entrance by another Tuscler and/or maybe read about in a review from mets or some one else. Glad to see that mets had a good time at mons which still has some great looking dancers so I head there every once in a while. I noticed that I omitted the name of the tall dancer who was outed as a ROB on Tuscl- her name was Storm, a tall red head. I have nothing against red heads in general, though. At one point, probably my last time in the ripoff tourist trap a while back, I considered an offer to do a 6-way with minnow: minnow and raven, guardian/porkbutt and devon, and mikey and penny. It never happened so the only time that minnow maybe saw mikey jr. was when he walked in when I was in the pisser.

Doctor, I wouldn't say one dancer but just the overall fall from grace of the clip joint. We know in other parts of the country how certain clubs have hard falls like Hi-Liter in Phoenix or Masters in Myrtle Beach. But the absolute cratering of this place into a ripoff ROB tourist trap has been disgusting and shameful. When I first met Minnow at this place a few years ago, the feature dancers were two hot blondes named Rose and Platinum who did cool pole tricks, dance/VIP room prices were reasonable, and VHM. I believe that Rose went to Scores across the street and Platinum aged so it seemed like the newest feature was Paris and London, who also were well proportioned dancers, prices went up, and still decent mileage. Then the feature seemed to become two very tall dancers (like over 6 foot tall): one of the towers was outed on this website by another Tuscler for being a ROB and the other tower named Phoebe looked like a dude. The prices seemed to skyrocket for everything such as $46 for a single dance ($40 for a dance and $6 to the dance room troll). Furthermore, the mileage went way down as dancers were given many requirements such as having to dance with at least one foot touching the ground. The focus seemed to be on sucking the pole instead of putting it in the hole with multiple bouncers looming in the small shit hole. The club now is basically a waste of space that has brought down the nearby businesses. It is a shadow of its former itself, and minnow seems to think it is still the early 2000s and the place should not be shut down as a public service to prevent ROBs.

I am a kind-hearted angel who is helping all the members of tuscl not get abused. There are so many good clubs in nearby Ybor, Clearwater, and Pasco. Why would anyone step foot in this money ROBbing ripoff tourist trap? There is nothing but trouble all around at this place from the pot holes and thugs in the parking area to the camera machine in the entrance that seems to take your picture (claims it tests for Covid-19?) to the bathroom troll to the waitresses that hound you for overpriced non-alcoholic beverages to the pudgy dancers with flat asses who do the wanna dance routine and beg for tips to the dance room bouncer troll that takes $6 for the dance and then watches you to the cameras all over the place (who wants cameras every where in a club?) to the crusty the klown motherfuker DJ who insults the customers to the nasty AF managers who troll around to the aforementioned bouncers. This shit hole needs to be shut the fuck down. Proof that 2020 has been the worst year ever is that Follies was shut down and this hell hole is still up and getting club ads on the day of Tampa Buccaneer football home games.

I didn't respond to the Friday review so, what a surprise, like cancer spreading the worst ROB stealer of money and souls has an obvious club ad for ripoff tourist trap that has all the usual Covid-19 induced verbal diarrhea of club shills (orange teeth Todd Trouse, lard ass Melissa, piece of worthless crap minnow). Shit hole place is the opposite of fun and should be shut down for repeated deception, evil, and lies. Pay $20 to enter to ugly as bitch who wants a tip for sitting there. Then hounded to pay $10 for non-alcoholic drink. Then sit on uncomfortable stool and listen to broke or broke ass bitch DJ crusty the clown insult customers for not making it rain on ugly as fuck smelly cows on stage with beer guts. Then she sat with you for 20 minutes? Bullshit, you lying cum sucking sack of shit. Dancers are informed to not sit with customer for more than 5 minutes or they get in trouble. Heavy on wanna dance bullshit. Then pay $6 to troll who monitors the dance area. No fun there and this club ad POS says it not to ask for dance price first. Big mistake if you ever want to lose your soul and your sanity. The dancer in reality probably would have said $120 for 2 and a half songs. Modeling how to be a target at the ROB hell hole. Then the lying sack of shit cunt ROB asked for $750 for 30 minutes. But it would have gotten worse if this hypothetical piece of shit would have agreed to that. THE STUPID MF WOULD HAVE BEEN ASKED TO PREPAY THE $750 BEFORE THE DANCE IN CASH OR SPACE BUCKS (CREDIT CARD- WATCH THE MYTERIOUS CHARGES) TO CALLA, ELIZABETH, MILO, MORGAN, MYSTERY, SHAYLA, OR WHOMEVER AND SHE WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR A TIP TOO. NO TIP AND 30 MINUTES PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BECOME 20 MINUTES. THEN WHATEVER THE BITCH ASS DANCER PROMISED PROBABLY WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED OR IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LAME ASS EFFORT. SO AFTER PRE-PAYING $850, YOU GOT NOTHING BUT BLUE BALLS. THEN TRY TO COMPLAIN YOU IGNORANT PRICK. THERE IS A REASON WHY THIS RACKET HAS BIG ASS BOUNCERS BULL, MATT, MIKE, NICK, STACEY. THE DANCER PROMISED YOU EXTRAS AND YOU GOT NOTHING. IMAGINE THE BOUNCERS THROW YOUR ASS IN THE MEXICAN RESTAURANT DUMSTER. ENJOY THE CHIMICHANGA AND VOMIT BAG MF. There is a reason this place is the most despised ripoff tourist trap that makes people think clubs are crooked. Other reviews of Florida clubs mentioned paying $ and whatever shit happened. If a stupid PL had paid the $750 or more, there is a high chance he would have gotten a lame ass ROB experience.

Dak was already having a tough year with depression as his brother committed suicide in April (https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/cowboys/2020/09/09/dak-prescott-opens-up-about-brothers-suicide-his-own-battles-with-depression-in-new-interview/) In addition to the pain from the injury, Dak lost the starting qb job to Andy Dalton. When Jerry Jones sees the success that Dalton has, I believe that the Cowboys will pick Dalton. As a mobile qb, his rehab will harder than some seem to think and his future to be effective is in question based on what I saw from Alex Smith. Finally, $31 million before paying taxes and all the leaches that surround NFL players. I believe the Cowboys offered a 5 year deal, and he wanted a 4 year deal. Based on his track record of being a fantasy football stud but not a winner (think Jameis Winston), I would not offer him more than a one year deal for next season.

@Minnow Any club in Ohio or in Florida or in any place, for that matter, is better than this ripoff tourist trap. The OP has been a member of Tuscl since 2015 so he knew enough to avoid wasting half a grand on Chelsea, a decent looking goth but would have overpaid by $400 for what he seems to got for $81. The OP seems to like clubs like Baby Dolls and Cheetah so it was a wise move to head over to Mons, which still has some 8s and 9s, and flee the eclectic mix of ugly fish smelling robs. I would have just headed to Ybor, Clearwater, or Pasco for UHM dances and alcohol, but that's just me. If the 25th Amendment is invoked by the Cabinet, maybe Pence will declare eminent domain and shut this place down.

Sometimes you can't help stupid. Even if the brown nosing, boot licking, turd smelling idiot is not in Miami, it has better options in Scarletts, Gold Club, Mons, Clearwater, Pasco clubs. Pretty much anything else as coming here is like voluntarily eating a prison guard's cock meat sandwich in a Guantanamo prison cell. Does it and its sister likes the smell and taste of cum jammed in the back of its throat and nose? Maybe instead of spending $300 on admission, a non-alcoholic beverage, and a stupid bouncer troll ogling you in person or on many of the video cameras in the said rip off, money burning tourist trap, it could save up for a lobotomy.

Thanks minnow for throwing the initial jabs at this punk and calling out that this hell bound, canker laden turd has crapped out two reviews in three years and they were both for the worst one star money stealing, soul robbing, shit eating ROB club. Then d-scrub did a solid job of inserting the magic wand 3050 in the torn ass of this scum sucking prick who likely has serviced every tranny at SKIN Tampa on Adamo Drive and drunk the cum out of the condoms at the Lois Avenue dumpster for Lipstixx. Finally Rod sees $600 for an air dance as being excessive and MrEddyG notes the bullshit rip-off tourist trap. Worse yet, this is karma that the hell hole has robbed unsuspecting tourists for years and the Tampa Bay Yuccaneers have been the joke of football since 2007 and has brought the GOAT Tom Brady and made him look a high school quarterback running around in high heels without his jock strap. And everything around the club has turned to shit. The club is like cancer spreading... the bed bug and roach laden Howard Johnson turned into a deplorable Airport Inn with who knows what inside. Nearby Dennys, Joes, Wendys failing. Dancers going to the Jewelry Pawn to pawn their crap to pay the house fee so they can lose their souls and try to ROB a customer into doing an air dance at the mobile home being hocked as a ship that is really a shit. Did they not learn the lesson of dancer Athena Bunny who, per spokes person soul pedo, had a virus, was allowed to continue dancing at the ripoff tourist trap, and died. Or dancer Shzanna and her crimes against children. Can anyone take seriously a club that charges $20 admission on a Tuesday night, $10 for a non-alcoholic drink, and $41 for a two minute air dance including $6 to troll bouncer who monitors the dance area from fake boob prick dancer Ahja? Instead of their ridiculous advertising, why cant the Klownhaus brothers, Todd Trouse, Melissa, Phil take the dancers en masse and run their nasty fish smelling yeast coochies to wash themselves in the Mister Car Wash? Why cant Chris and Twisted Tom go to the Best Buy, purchase Cardioid Condensers and jam it down each others' throats so that the poor souls who drive by the inferno dont have to hear their shock jock broke or broke back routines? Why cant the wait staff Calla, Milo, Morgan, Mystery, bathroom troll have some self respect instead of being clown boy subordinates? And maybe the do boy head bouncers matt, mike, bull, nick can use their muscles at a real job like moving sofas at Ashley Home Store instead of being douce bags and collecting their $6 troll fees and being pervs by looking at the dance areas? Donald Duck has been a complete and utter disaster for the last three and a half years. As a conservative Republican, I still have hope that he could do something right and not be the worst president in history. I suggest that he declare eminent domain at this blight club that is hell frozen over. Then the land could be something useful... a place to store vaccines for the covid-19 at negative sixty degrees celscius and a vaccination site for this long suffering Himes and Macdill neigborhoods.