doorman is a ballplayer

i go into encore at 11pm on a friday night.

should be the perfect time to have a good time.

i pay the 10 dollar cover charge for the little dive bar with one stage.

then the guy has a metal detector wand and he wands me down. but wait there's more he doesn't stop with that. he pats me down, feels all my pockets and literally plays with my balls. like he put his hands on my dick and moved it around like I was hiding drugs there. WTF