A Fun Time at Tommy's

I have been patronizing clubs that are letting customers sit at the rack and that is what brought me to Tommys. This club is located in a questionable part of Portland on SE Foster. There are homeless camps a couple of blocks away on the Springwater trail. If you travel out Foster another few blocks, the roadside looks like an old RV camp with broken down cars and honey buckets on the corner. At least someone tried to bring some humor with one car that has all the tires removed, some doors removed, rusting and a sign that says For Sale, Runs Good. Anyways, you get the picture and not sure I would want to hang around this club by closing.

Tommy’s is a small club and the outside generally fits the neighborhood, like mentioned above. A part of the parking lot is not paved. As mentioned in the other recent review, there is a sign hanging on the side of the entrance that says, Lingerie and Modeling, Auditions Daily. I walked through the door, no bouncer, no cover, and head to the bar. The bartender is an older balding friendly gentlemen and I get the feeling he is the owner, but not sure. At the small bar, there are a few chairs that you can sit at. I asked the bartender if they had liquor and he said they gave up liquor for the lap dances. Not sure what he meant by that and I got a $5 coke. I asked a dancer later if this is a lingerie joint or a strip club and she said that once they get their liquor license back, it will go back to being a strip club.

You can sit at the rack, which there is only one and the chairs are spaced accordingly. There are a few small tables spaced out in the club and the rest are piled in the corner. I was there around 1 pm with five dancers and only one other customer. With that many girls, the bartender, one maintenance guy and two customers, the place was pretty full. I was the only guy at the rack. Four of the five dancers were taller, almost spinner size bodies, and one that was shorter, height/weight proportioned with a cute face. Looks are really subjective but for me, most were in the 6 range. It is nice to sit at the rack and get all the attention during their two song sets. Some got totally naked and others would hardly show their boobies.