Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip
8000 SE Foster Rd Portland, OR 97206

Nothing to get excited about today

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Jun 28, 2021, 10:54 AM
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Visited: Sunday Morning

I decided to make the rounds to three strip clubs early on this hot Sunday. Shimmers was my first stop. I pulled in to the parking lot at 10:15 am and there was ample spaces to park at this time of day. Walking in, no bouncer, no ID check, and no mask required. While walking to the bar, I looked at the board and saw only two dancers listed, Violet and Trinity. There was one guy sitting at the rack, one guy at a back table and one sitting at the bar. I got my $3 bottle of water and headed to the rack/stage to enjoy a close-up view of the dancers.

Violet, a white dancer, was up when I sat down and was totally nude by this time, which she was on her 3rd song. She comes off shy and timid, but enjoys sharing all parts of her body with you. She has natural boobies, at least c’s, with nipples that are placed just a little different than normal breasts. She will put them in your face as well as come off the stage and massage shoulders, even give some light knee action. I have had a dance with her ($25/song) in the past and it is just too timid, slow and not enough grinding for me, so when she asked, I politely declined. I asked her when more dancers were coming in and she said at noon. I would rate her on my scale with a 5 in face, 7 in body which is slim, and a sweet personality. I tipped two bucks a song.

Next up was Trinity, an older white dancer with a decent toned body. Again, doing three song set, which by the second song was totally nude. Much more energy, and outgoing/fun personality. She definitely enjoys showing you her goods, but kept her hands and for the most part, her body to herself. I was really hoping she was going to share more of that with me at the rack, but was just a tease. On my scale, about like Violet in face and body, except she had some breast enhancements done. I asked about her dances, $25/song. I figured for that amount I would give her a try. Her dance was fun with a little grinding, full nude, and touching okay except the kitty. Although it got my attention, it wasn’t good enough to do a second dance. Also, songs here cutoff at 3 minutes. I did not tip and after a hug, left the club. It was a quick visit.

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