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I mean really, you’re on here rapid-fire posting like all the frickin’ time. What is your malfunction? Did you shove some chocolate-covered coffee beans up your butthole and then shotgun 20 cans of Red Bull? Maybe…

I think I found his picture: https://phun.org/index.php?id=20842&u=17

This lion’s rickvice to Baristafan is to focus on writing fewer posts but making those posts higher quality. One way Baristafan could do this is by finding his spirit animal. You’re not up to having a…

I mean really… https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1ksls1d/lion_invading_tigers_personal_space/

…to ask permission: https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/comments/1kf5azz/this_raccoons_got_zero_selfcontrol/ — I think ricktheraccoon may know this guy. ROAR!!!

Have you ever seen a parrot help a stripper remove clothing? Well check this out: — https://thumbs.pro/a/burleskateer.tumblr.com/post/40915123817/ https://thumbs.pro/a/burleskateer.tumblr.com/post/73522014643/ — That parrot is a superfreak. If he was wearing a stylin’ suit he’d be downright rickish. ROAR!!!

Sometimes this lion is amazed that you damn dirty apes ever went to the frickin’ moon. I mean really, look at Katy Perry’s new spacesuit: https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2024/06/24/katy-perry-vogue-world-paris-revealing-look-photo/74193734007/ How is that practical? I mean really, if she wanted to…

What do you weirdos think about Jeff Bezos sending his fiancée into space with Katy Perry for her bachelorette party? Was he trying to keep her from banging the male strippers? Or was she planning…

Incels are the scourge of the interwebz so this lion is planning to help the incel community. Let’s take it as a given that any loser can get laid if they ask enough females. It may…