Comments by nofuglies (page 6)

To put so much time in effort into "winning" on a strip club forum, and then being so proud of it is so pathetic. Maybe when you leave, you will have time to do something worthwhile.

How refreshing that would be!!

no. body would be a maybe but the face makes it a definite no

From the mid 1990’s until they closed in the mid 2000’s, I visited this one club about once a month. During those 10 years, I saw what I thought was the most attractive dancer (face and body) only twice. Neither time was I able to get a dance from her. Once, I was about to leave for an appointment and the other time she was stacked up with regulars. Fast forward to 2010. I was looking for another dancer who had recently left another club and was told to try Club X. Well, lo and behold, the first dancer that I saw on stage at Club X was this dream of a dancer who I recognized instantly from 15 years ago, even though I had only seen her twice and had never gotten a dance from her. It took a couple of visits to get the time of day from her, and that was only after another dancer vouched for me assuring her I wasn’t some undercover cop. She became my ATF with me visiting her at the club about every other week. Her dances were playful, erotic and consisted of being unzipped with her giving me a handy while sitting on my lap. One night about a half year later, we start as usual, then she stands up and puts little junior in as she sits back down and says “happy birthday to me, it’s been a while and you’re just my size”. This then became the norm… ahhh the memories. Sadly she retired a few years later.

I'm a sucker for the slingshot outfit.

Late 1990's and not yet a total PL, I had made an extremely rare visit to a club during the day. As I was about to leave, saw a dancer on stage that was my definition of a perfect 10. 5'5, 115lbs, long blonde hair, large B cup (which I didn't know were man made until later), no tattoos or piercings, flawless skin. I eventually became a semi-regular at that club as well as others owned by the same group, almost always at night, but only saw her again once a couple years later. Again during the day shift and she had a line up of regulars so never did meet her. Fast forward to 2010 and I'm at another club meeting another dancer and who should take the stage? You guessed it. Even though over 10 years had passed, recognized her immediately. Saw her exclusively for 2 years until she quit dancing again.

Guess it's all well and good for you locals. I am not from the area, but wanted to give and share intel since I do travel to LA a couple times a year. I wrote several reviews, then made an inquiry to what I need to do to get access to the AR section. I was told that since I wasn't from the area, I had no need and would never be given access. F that! I then removed my reviews and got written the riot act.

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Wasn't she the one who never really danced on stage?... just cleaned the mirrors.. every time!!

Larry's Villa?

Ditto what Club Goer said. In addition, the dancers at the Sands will in general be a little older and relatively ink free. At Pandoras, 85% of the ladies will have multiple tattoos with many there to socialize and party with their co-dancers as much as they are there to make money. That being said, you can still find several young, hot GND types to give you a good time if you are patient.

Sorry, only went to Centerfolds a couple of times. The only dancer I remember from there was tall Mason

Where is this "upstairs vip lounge"?

Where are the "upstairs" vip rooms?

another useless review by poster

Rick's doesn't seem to cut their dances short during the special

No bars even close to this club

seriously? this club has been closed for over a year. this user also has other questionable reviews for seattle area clubs. this is a troll trying to get free access