Comments by nofuglies (page 4)

Eye contact for me is most definitely a plus. As the good Reverend put it, "sustained eye contact during vaginal penetration...". Though it seems some can seperate the physical from the mental, not sure how that works. A pretty face is as much a part of the dancer selection process as anything else whether it be perky breasts, flat stomach, toned legs, yadda yadda. All of these things together make the fantasy of UHM dances in a strip club part of the allure. If I'm not mentally attracted, doesn't matter how good a warmup grind is being given, little willy just isn't going to be turned on and ready to go. Having a pretty young thing 40yrs younger looking into my eyes with a twinkle or mischievous smile while riding me is why I love strip clubs. If it was purely to "get off", there are a lot of cheaper options out there.

My ATF matched my tastes appearance wise in every aspect. 5'5", blonde, perky tits, slim waist, long silky hair, smooth skin, no piercings, no tattoos. Good conversationalist who wasn't afraid to talk about her personal life and experiences. Enjoyed a cocktail or two. After a couple visits, began UHM dances without being asked... just hopped on one day. On the occasions when she would have an orgasm and need to pause for a sec, she had the cutest little blush. Ahhh the memories.

is that an opinion or a fact?

awww little chulo has her panties all in a wad

okay, i stand corrected. my OPINION is when you don't have first hand knowledge of a topic, you shouldn't act like you do.

even after the multiple fuckings, my advice stands. you have opinions on most of the discussions, no problem with that. Just stay out of the discussions you have no first hand knowledge of.

Or maybe just missing out on a good chuckle. One recently rejected review was a total bust but made me laugh. The last line was something like... "we stayed until we left". The rest was garbage and even I rejected it which is rare but in hindsight wish the rest of you could have read it

suffered how? are you from Seattle? how about sticking to what you know, not what you think you know

"sipping champagne and making hundreds of dollars and barely doing much of anything." AVOID!

as usual, tiny fish dick doesn't get it

please get your facts straight. the investigation only involved strip clubs because the feds had been trying to get the owner for 50 years on racketeering charges and it was their only way in.

Hell NO

- unattractive face - short hair - big lips - huge boobs - floppy or saggy boobs - large dark areolas - rough skin or non-shaved legs - non protruding nipples - facial piercings

i totally agree with Pistola. and who cares if someone else is getting free VIP access? if there is something worthwhile in the review, it's good enough to get published. Little fish dick adds comments like "what did so and so look like"? why does he care what someone else's preference in dancers is?

Approved, but you need to read the following about writing a review: www.tuscl.net

minnow, why is it so important for you to know my preference in looks? clearly stated all ethnicities and shapes were available.

if you are pretty and HWP and are willing to hustle instead of hanging out at the DJ booth or dressing room, the volume is there at 5 or 6 of the 9 clubs in town

aww, based on your pics, you would do well in Seattle. Customers love asians here.

if you average 5 dances an hour at 30/dance for a 6 hour shift you should be able to make some really good money. if you struggle to get 10 dances a night, you are not cut out for dancing in Wash state.

donating $450,000 is dodging a bullet? lmao

boo hoo. like a couple of high school kids wondering why they spent so many more hours and pages on their essays only to get a "B" grade on their paper instead of an "A" like the other kids. Maybe for some, it's just easier to figure out and communicate what is quality info and what is just window dressing.

What wld4tatas said! Many reviews have tidbits of good details for locals. They may mean nothing to someone who has never been to the club but if rejected, that piece of valuable information may be gone for good if the reviewer doesn't resubmit. I'll approve those all day just so it is available to review before my next visit to that club.

cost of a dance? cover? WTF? I don't get it. You mean you guys can find where the google map info is but can't see the rest of the words on that same page? At least Subraman gets it!! Ethnicity Mixed Lap Dance Cost $40 Avg. Drink Cost $6 Cover Day $10 Cover Night $20 12PM - 4AM Daily Juice Bar Non-Smoking DJ Bikini Lap Dances Topless Lap Dances Nude Lap Dances Couple Friendly VIP Room

If you're not going to properly "do your homework" when choosing a club to visit that you aren't familiar with that's on you. That means using all available resources to research the clubs you would most encounter what you like. Not just the latest review, but many reviews of the same place as not all reviewers have like opinions. You may even find some suggestions on who to keep an eye out for... and who to just keep any eye out (robs). Maybe some of you guys would like google maps included so you won't get lost trying to find the club?

The customers who tell themselves these may not be lies are the reason dancers continue to fabricate. If familiarity or a common ground is found in the course of a conversation, most dancers would jump on it to develop a rapport with the customer in hopes that leads to a better chance of selling dances.