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reverendhornibastard
5 years ago
Front Room
5 years ago
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
I recently received the wackiest job offer of my life. I’m quite certain no one will ever give me a wackier proposal.
By way of background, I am an attorney...
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Front Room
5 years ago
Reverend Hornibastard’s Covid-19 Fashion Tips
Just because we should all wear masks to protect ourselves from the viruses that others are spreading and to protect others from the viruses we may be unwittingly carrying and...
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Front Room
5 years ago
Making ‘Em Squeal & Grunt in the #metoo Era
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
I keep hearing how the “Me Too” movement has changed the sexual playing field forever. It is probably politically inappropriate...
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Front Room
5 years ago
Dealing with a Mouthful of Splooge
Only naïve or hopelessly inexperienced men believe that dealing with a mouthful of splooge is strictly woman‘s and a gay man’s dilemma.
It just ain’t so.
I consider myself a...
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Front Room
5 years ago
What Do You Think of While Canoodling? (Part Six) I Should Have Fucked Yuni!
PART SIX:
I Should Have Fucked Yuni!
... continued from Part Five: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71665
“You know which of my friends we never included that I really wished we had?” Mrs. Hornibastard asked...
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Front Room
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What Do You Think of While Canoodling? (Part Five) Fucking Our Guests
PART FIVE:
Fucking our Guests
... continued from Part Four: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71650
. . . when Mrs. Hornibastard found herself fantasizing about watching me fuck her friends while we were canoodling, she...
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Front Room
5 years ago
What Do You Think of While Canoodling? (Part Four) -Breaking the Splooge Barrier
PART FOUR:
Wiwik Breaks the Splooge Barrier
and Show Time Gets Underway
... continued from Part Three https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71641
If Sri was the champion among our guests for giving me a raging boner...
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Front Room
5 years ago
What Do You Think of While Canoodling? (Part Three) Skinny Dipping Paradise
PART THREE:
Skinny Dipping Paradise
... continued from Part Two: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71623
After our return from Bali, Mrs. Hornibastard began asking if she could invite a friend or two to join us...
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Front Room
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What Do You Think of While Canoodling? (Part Two)
PART TWO:
How Mrs. Hornibastard
Became Such a Flaming Exhibitionist
... continued from Part One: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71605
“Yes, I remember our wild days,” I said calmly as I wondered if...
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Front Room
5 years ago
What Do You Think of While Canoodling?
PART ONE:
Mrs. Hornibastard Poses the Question
Women love to talk. The current (third) Mrs. Hornibastard is no exception. During a recent, post-canoodling cuddle she suddenly asked me, “What do you...
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What Do You Think of While Canoodling?
Women love to talk. Mrs. Hornibastard is no exception. During a post-canoodling cuddle session, Mrs. Hornibastard recently asked me, “What do you like to think about while we’re making love?”
I immediately sensed this might be a trick question and frantically tried to come up with a safe, plausible...
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