reverendhornibastard

First, let me make something clear. I didn’t have anything to do with the hardships the woman in this story has undergone. Moreover, I can’t help her. ...

During a global pandemic, you have to get your kick wherever you can. Yesterday I went to the dentist for a checkup and some professional dental hygiene. By the standards of dental...

Women often complain that men have a one-track mind. They say all men ever think about is sex. There is some truth to this. Most guys (me included)...

Last night I watched “Samsara” with Mrs. Hornibastard and our 11-year old twins. Samsara is a non-narrative cinematographic tour de force by Ron Fricke (who also directed “Koyaanisqatsi,” another non-narrative...

There are plenty of reasons to love TUSCL. Here are just a few of my reasons for enjoying my TUSCL membership. 1. It’s fucking wonderful to have a bunch of world-class degenerates...

Mrs. Hornibastard received a phone call from Indonesia late yesterday that kept her on the phone jabbering incessantly for more than an hour in our formal, front living room. When...

I have not been to a strip club since before the COVID-19 scare came to America. Before the pandemic, it was very unusual for me to last two weeks without sneaking...

I stopped praying when I was in elementary school. I was still at a tender age when it became clear to me that praying was, at best, a colossal waste...