Reviews by reverendhornibastard

Apart from being trapped in a massive bowl of Jello with a horny Chrissy Teigen, what could possibly be better than some free lap dances? This is the stuff dreams are made of. On a...

Not too long ago after a particularly gruesome experience I described Treasures as the place where old strippers go to die. Recently after an unusual disappointing foray at Centerfolds I decided to drop...

I've often written in praise of this place - a place where high mileage experiences are commonplace. But today I dropped for a swell time, my pants bulging with cash and bad intentions. ...

I used to be a regular here at St James (aka "the Church") but hadn't been back in quite a while. I decided to return for a fresh look. St James has a...

We are always warned that, in the realm of strip clubs, your mileage may vary. Even in the better clubs, you are always at risk of having one of those "low mileage" experiences...

I will be the first to admit, despite Centerfold's shortcomings, I just keep coming back to this dingy place. The explanation is simple and boils down to one word: "Reliability." In the dark and musty...

The club itself is nice enough - spacious with numerous stages. The girls are eager to please. But most of them have eaten a few too many tacos. The private dance area...

St. James is one of Houston's better clubs. It's clean, the prices are sensible (by titty bar standards), they don't serve rot-gut liquors imported from countries whose names end in "... stan" and,...

Centerfolds has become my "go to place" when I'm in the mood to go out and come in a public place. I'm not going to suggest that desploogination services are officially offered at this...

People sometimes ask "why should I drive all the way out to St. James when there are so many clubs available in more central Houston locations?" I will attempt to answer that question. For quite...

Treasures has endured its ups and downs. Lately, there have been more downs than ups. Last time I visited and contributed a review I described Treasures as a club where old strippers...

Despite the language barrier (lots of the dancers speak very little English), I find myself cumming back here over and over. Although its always true that YMMV, at Chicas Locas you can always...

I had not been in this building since it was Caligula's. I'm sorry I went in today (May 6, 2016). The place sets new standards for tackiness (and, in the world of strip clubs,...

Centerfolds is well on its way to becoming my new favorite den of sin. This is very surprising because, until recently, I regarded the Greyhound bus station as a more prospective and appealing...

It's been quite a while since I've been back to St. James (sometimes referred to as "the Church"). I have to confess that I have strayed from my religion and have been frequenting...

Treasures had its heyday. I think that may have been back during the Clinton administration. Sad to say, it's been mostly down hill for Treasures ever since. From time to time you...

I hadn't been to this club in over 10 years. It is as good as (or better) than ever. Drinks are incredibly cheap during their afternoon happy hour but the cover charge...

From outside appearances, you would be forgiven for thinking this little dump was a waste of time. But you would be wrong. Admittedly, I have been to this place and felt like...

I was here about a week ago. I found the place rather boring last time even though the women were mostly gorgeous. I was back in the area (I'm rarely in this...

It's been a long time since I visited the Men's Club of Houston. The place is really rather ancient as titty bars go. I have to say, they've kept the place up....

I lived for many years in Southeast Asia and developed a taste for what it has to offer. I admit to having come down with Yellow Fever that I can't shake (and see...

It's been a while since I went to Cover Girls, but my last visit was memorable. I don't like clubs where the women are too pushy. But neither do I like them to...

It's been a while since I went to Cover Girls, but my last visit was memorable. I don't like clubs where the women are too pushy. But neither do I like them to...

Went back to Treasures for first time in about a year. Overall, not much has changed. I really don't recommend it as its all hustle and the girls are mostly not that appealing. That...