Reviews

Yesterday I had a meeting not far from that infamously dirty den of depravities known as Centerfolds. I don’t often have to travel to that part of Houston, but when I do, I usually make…

I visited Baby Dolls about two years ago. I was expecting a lot but, as a result of my poor health on that particular evening, I didn’t really get to enjoy myself. I recently had another…

My close friend, “Spanky,” rarely has much to say. But when he talks, I listen! Yesterday, it being Hump Day, Spanky said he desperately wanted to be desplooginated, preferably by a gorgeous young woman he’s never…

Even though Centrrfolds was a reliably high mileage club, I don’t go there as often as I did in years passed. Houston is so damn big and the traffic is worse than ever. Although you…

My last two visits to The St. James (a.k.a. “The Church”) were both a total waste of time. Although I had long said that the Church featured the best looking dancers in metro Houston, my…

I had read great things about Baby Dolls in Dallas. I had been to this club decades ago (at its former location on NW Highway) but had not ventured into it since it relocated to…

I came to San Antonio recently and decided to try to cum in some of the Alamo City’s strip clubs. Sugar’s was the first of my three stops in San Antonio’s dens of depravity. It…

I was in San Antonio recently and decided to try out some of the Alamo City’s strip clubs. My second stop was at “Perfect Ten.” Whoever named this place was obviously terrible at math. While the…

Tiffany’s Cabaret was my third and final strip club stop in San Antonio during my recent weekend visit. Look for my other recent reviews of “Perfect Ten” and “Sugar’s.” The prettiest female in Tiffany’s Cabaret was…

It has been a while since I’ve been back to Diosas (which means “goddesses” in Spanish). I’m not entirely sure why I went back. Diosas is a thoroughly grungy dive and my very few visits…

Once again, I awoke with a burning desire to be desplooginated by a woman of questionable morals whom I had never met before. I am unsure why I so often awake with this strange fixation…

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been in this west side dive. But had to be in the area anyway so I thought I would give Centerfolds a try. This is one of Houston’s…