reverendhornibastard

Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

Reviews by reverendhornibastard

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  7 years ago
  Treasures Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Things are looking up

  Not too long ago after a particularly gruesome experience I described Treasures as the place where old strippers go to die. Recently after an unusual disappointing foray at Centerfolds I decided to drop...
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  7 years ago

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  Heellover
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  7 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  A Dull Time

  I've often written in praise of this place - a place where high mileage experiences are commonplace. But today I dropped for a swell time, my pants bulging with cash and bad intentions. ...
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  7 years ago
  The St. James

  Houston, Texas
  The Scenic Route

  I used to be a regular here at St James (aka "the Church") but hadn't been back in quite a while. I decided to return for a fresh look. St James has a...
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  7 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Ready for Anything

  We are always warned that, in the realm of strip clubs, your mileage may vary. Even in the better clubs, you are always at risk of having one of those "low mileage" experiences...
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  7 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
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  7 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Cute Girls! (in a cheap, slutty sort of way)

  I will be the first to admit, despite Centerfold's shortcomings, I just keep coming back to this dingy place. The explanation is simple and boils down to one word: "Reliability." In the dark and musty...
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  8 years ago
  Chicas Locas

  Houston, Texas
  No hablamos inglés

  The club itself is nice enough - spacious with numerous stages. The girls are eager to please. But most of them have eaten a few too many tacos. The private dance area...
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  8 years ago
  The St. James

  Houston, Texas
  An unexpectedly high mileage event

  St. James is one of Houston's better clubs. It's clean, the prices are sensible (by titty bar standards), they don't serve rot-gut liquors imported from countries whose names end in "... stan" and,...
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  8 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Now THAT'S entertainment!!!

  Centerfolds has become my "go to place" when I'm in the mood to go out and come in a public place. I'm not going to suggest that desploogination services are officially offered at this...
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  8 years ago

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  jusflor
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  8 years ago
  The St. James

  Houston, Texas
  Houston Clubs - some comparisons

  People sometimes ask "why should I drive all the way out to St. James when there are so many clubs available in more central Houston locations?" I will attempt to answer that question. For quite...
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  8 years ago
  Treasures Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Still Kicking

  Treasures has endured its ups and downs. Lately, there have been more downs than ups. Last time I visited and contributed a review I described Treasures as a club where old strippers...
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  8 years ago
  Chicas Locas

  Houston, Texas
  You Can't Beat that Gator Ade Champagne

  Despite the language barrier (lots of the dancers speak very little English), I find myself cumming back here over and over. Although its always true that YMMV, at Chicas Locas you can always...
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  8 years ago

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  Neobwh
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  8 years ago
  Vivid Live

  Houston, Texas
  Vivid Dead

  I had not been in this building since it was Caligula's. I'm sorry I went in today (May 6, 2016). The place sets new standards for tackiness (and, in the world of strip clubs,...
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  8 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
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  9 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  A Swell Time and More

  Centerfolds is well on its way to becoming my new favorite den of sin. This is very surprising because, until recently, I regarded the Greyhound bus station as a more prospective and appealing...
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  9 years ago
  The St. James

  Houston, Texas
  The St. James Religious Experience

  It's been quite a while since I've been back to St. James (sometimes referred to as "the Church"). I have to confess that I have strayed from my religion and have been frequenting...
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  8 years ago

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  rogertex
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  9 years ago
  Treasures Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Where Old Strippers Go To Die

  Treasures had its heyday. I think that may have been back during the Clinton administration. Sad to say, it's been mostly down hill for Treasures ever since. From time to time you...
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  9 years ago
  Chicas Locas

  Houston, Texas
  Havana comes to Houston

  I hadn't been to this club in over 10 years. It is as good as (or better) than ever. Drinks are incredibly cheap during their afternoon happy hour but the cover charge...
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  9 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
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  9 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  A Little Slice of Heaven

  From outside appearances, you would be forgiven for thinking this little dump was a waste of time. But you would be wrong. Admittedly, I have been to this place and felt like...
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  9 years ago
  Men's Club of Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Gave them another chance

  I was here about a week ago. I found the place rather boring last time even though the women were mostly gorgeous. I was back in the area (I'm rarely in this...
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  9 years ago
  Men's Club of Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Classy but soulless

  It's been a long time since I visited the Men's Club of Houston. The place is really rather ancient as titty bars go. I have to say, they've kept the place up....
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  9 years ago
  Treasures Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Letting My Fingers Do the Walking

  Went back to Treasures for first time in about a year. Overall, not much has changed. I really don't recommend it as its all hustle and the girls are mostly not that appealing. That...
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  9 years ago
  Cover Girls

  Houston, Texas
  Who is Exploiting Whom?

  It's been a while since I went to Cover Girls, but my last visit was memorable. I don't like clubs where the women are too pushy. But neither do I like them to...
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  9 years ago
  Cover Girls

  Houston, Texas
  Who is Exploiting Whom?

  It's been a while since I went to Cover Girls, but my last visit was memorable. I don't like clubs where the women are too pushy. But neither do I like them to...
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  9 years ago
  Malio Club at Malioboro

  Jakarta, Indonesia
  A Little Slice of Heaven

  I lived for many years in Southeast Asia and developed a taste for what it has to offer. I admit to having come down with Yellow Fever that I can't shake (and see...
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  9 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Not what I initially expected

  Visited Centerfolds during off-peak hours (about 2 PM on a Saturday). It was dead inside. I might have been the only customer in the place. Worse yet, no dancers to be seen...
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  9 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo