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The Federal Code of Titty Regulations

Laws and regulations are essential to the maintenance of safety, social stability and order. We need traffic laws, regulations governing the safety of airlines, the practice of medicine, the marketing & sales of drugs,…

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started 6 yrs ago
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How My Peepee Led Me To Atheism

I was a nerdy, bookish child. That probably explains why I grew up to be such a nerdy, bookish adult.

When I was about 9 or 10 years old I learned that Proxima Centauri, the…

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started 6 yrs ago
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Addressing the Kiwi in the Room

In case you missed it, IceyLoco, that paragon of erudition, social justice and political correctness, held a press conference today. At the press conference, attended only by his mama and his pet parakeet), Dr.…

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started 6 yrs ago
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The Importance of Math When Searching for a New Main Bitch

Some genius (I don’t remember whether it was Newton or Einstein), determined that for most men the ideal age of a female companion is equal to half his age + 7.

That formula generally has…

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started 6 yrs ago
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The Horror of Hair Pollution!

Men have plenty to worry about. They are expected to put meat on the table, keep a roof over their family’s heads, pay for medical costs, clothing costs, educational expenses, buy and maintain automobiles,…

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started 6 yrs ago
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A Prescient Barber Predicted My Golden Era

Barbers often get chatty while they cut your hair. Some barbers regard lively chatter an essential part of the barbershop experience that they must provide to keep their customers happy.

When I was in my…

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started 6 yrs ago
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Will Somebody Please Comment on Icey ‘s Posts?

The sound of crickets chirping on those posts kept me awake last night.

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How Did You React When You Were First Told About Sex?

I remember the day my dad decided to burden me with the ugly truth about how babies are made. I was 10 years old at that time.

Immediately after breakfast my dad asked…

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started 6 yrs ago
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A Solution to Racism

Racism is a poisonous brew. It should be eliminated.

I have a suggestion: Let’s bring back the miscegenation laws! Only this time, instead of prohibiting miscegenation, let’s make it mandatory!

The benefits are obvious.…