Comments by Pussylicker2 (page 9)

So I guess some of you pathetic losers are all butthurt because I'm proven right again. Bubbles is actually a valet dude, he's not a dancer. So lets hear how this is a good policy that is never an issue, blah blah blah. Let's hear all the legitimate reasons they insist on holding your car hostage. No, it's easier to just trash me for being right and pointing out what's going on. The valet dude won't accept your cash without your car keys. That's because he might get a message from a bouncer to hold your car until they can shake you down for more money. If the valet dude (bubbles?) says he doesn't have the keys, he's fired. And that is what's going on.

Did the club make you show them your uber app on your phone like landing strip does? Is there mandatory coat check?

What time did you go? Taylor gives a good dance.

Is there mandatory coat check (as well as mandatory valet)? A girl who'll fuck you bareback will fuck anyone bareback. If she's not concerned about gwtting aids it's because she's focused on the present and the immediate future, and her next high. She can give you syphilis or gonorrhea, you can give her aids.

$225 and you got nothing.

Electroman - a "dancer" with one review, no pictures, and instead of saying when she works at her club "please come see me it's a great club" we get "this club is a rip-off, don'tcome here". Makes no sense.

When someone asks for a tip I like to say "I never tip when asked to". It's just plain rude. Or, after I pay, if she asks for a tip I ask for a rebate.

A dancer loses points for being old, or fat. A 50 year old hottie does not have the market value of a 19 year old hottie. If you don't over-price yourself, provide good value and are easy to deal with you should do fine.

I worked a 6 month contract at Brown University (ivy league rhodes island). Brown students could take every class "pass/fail". If they failed they could retake the class as many times as necessary to pass, and their official transcript only showed the time they passed. When I went to college, if you dropped a class it was a permanent mark on your transcript.

What is especially gratifying is the margin of victory was so great that ohio fell to #5. They won't be in the college football playoffs. Michigan is guaranteed 2 more games, Purdue and 1 or 2 bowl games. OSU will have a minor bowl game. I'm thinking national championship.

Caucasians are second class citizens. They don't have the same rights as the people whose lives matter. People whose lives matter can call second class citizens anything they want. They can assault second class citizens and use the defense "he said the n word". A black jury will not find a black person guilty of a crime against a second class citizen. "Diversity" is code for get rid of the second class citizens.

Bogies is open everyday except xmas. I've never tipped the doorman, what's the point? You should have gotten a free pass to Henry's.

It won't be long before they can take the guys semen and compare it with 23andme. He won't be in their database but lots of his cousins will be.

I get called pathetic all the time right here on tuscl and i don't even have to pay. lol.

I get right to it, if she opens with "what brings you here tonight" I'll say "I was hoping I could get my dick sucked".

"In and out in less than an hour". She made $140. The customer was satisfied, he'll likely return. Even if tip-out is $100, that's still $40 / hour, plus the drink. As for the "psychological stress", if your job is too stressful, find a job you can handle. Giving the parking guy your keys is "no big deal", until it is a big deal. I would have asked "why do you need my keys? Are you going to drive my car?" I'm happy to give the guy $7 to watch my car but he doesn't need my keys to watch my car.

Bogies doesn't hire valet parkers but bubbletroll might get a job as doorman. More money valet parking dudes. I wonder if bubs every kept a guy's keys hostage? He could probably shed light on the issue.

Bubble-troll, hey dude, your impersonation of a female, and a dancer, is starting to fail. I suspect you're actually a parking valet dude, or maybe a bathroom troll. If you really are a dancer you're a strange one. I've never read any kind of report from someone who claims to have seen you at a club (or anywhere). You're a "dancer" who doesn't want people to know where or when you work, or to come tip you, and you have a lot of time on your hands to do your trolling. And you talk like a man. But hey dude, as sooner as you stop your childish and lame personal attacks on me, the sooner I'll stop outing you and just let you go on pretending to be a female and dancer.

There is NO legitimate reason to scan a customer's id. When I buy beer at walmart the clerk signs on my machine which asks if the customer is over 40. Sometimes I'm asked if I'm over 40. I'm never asked for ID. Walmart is a big company, they operate in all 50 states and they have lawyers working for them. If I'm ever asked for my id I'll ask why? Someone said it's to see if you've ever been thrown out before. When someone gets thrown out of a bar does the bar enter their driver's license in a database? I don't think so. So why would a quasi-legal operation such as a strip club require ID scan? What are the possible reasons? Perhaps to help protect the dancers. Dancers do get raped and sexually battered in the vip rooms, a bad character may be less likely to misbehave if he knows his id was scanned. Another reason could be that the local police asked the bar to scan IDs, probably "off the record". Pimps and drug dealers frequent strip clubs. Cops could find a record of all the people who went to a strip club useful. Now before you start telling me how little my dick is and how cold it is in my mom's basement, I'm not saying any of this happens, I'm merely speculating. What bad thing could happen? They sell your information. You start getting mail from them. You're contacted by the police as a witness. A crime is committed by a bar patron, the patron looks at photos of all the bar patrons and picks yours. Now they have a witness and you have no alibi. A dancer claims you owe her money and threatens to sue. You're added to a nationwide database of strip club patrons, which is sold to anyone who'll pay. Yes, I'm paranoid. It's better to be too paranoid than not paranoid enough.

All some ohio clubs want is valid ohio ID, and the girls only pay for trips to the private area, $5 per song.

I went back again Saturday about 11pm. About 6 dancers, 6 PLs. Dancers don't really strip. The same skinny dancer asked me if I wanted a dance. I said are you kidding? After last time? She said something stupid. Another dancer asked if I wanted a dance. I said last time I got a dance it was a rip-off.

You're right, I misread it. My bad.

ok wildrover, you say "i don't want any company", and she says "why not? don't you like me"? You say "I'm waiting for someone", she says "who"? Maybe you haven't experienced a girl who wouldn't leave.

My bank (chase) makes me receive a text message and enter their code to withdraw my money. If I forget my phone I don't get my money.

I think reviews should provide information that is useful to a pl. If I'm in a new town and thinking about hitting a club I want to know what things cost, is it safe, what kind of experience will I have. It makes no difference if the bar is on the right, left, in the back. If makes no difference if the reviewer got out of a meeting, had a long drive, etc. I won't go to a club that scans driver's licenses or requires you to surrender your car keys. I like getting extras so I'd like to know if they're available. I've accepted very short reviews that provide good information, and rejected ones that were so long it was a pain to read.