Reviews by pistola

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If you haven't seen me on the Discussion board lately, it's because it's a tough read due to Crackhead Slurpee-Boi. Anyway, on to the review... Do I really need to describe the place, there…

Man... How the mighty have fallen. I've written a couple of glowing reviews about Gold Club but the TLDR version is that the beat Cuban contingent have taken over this club and the…

I’ll keep this review fairly brief. Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon, The Bucs were playing so the ratio sucked. 2 dancers and 12 or so guys sipping beers watching the game.…

After a short jaunt to 2001 with some expected tame dances, I still had over a G of house money in my pocket from THR so made my way west over the bridge to the…

Yoyoyo! First we all know Mikeym is going to post some dumb ass comments to anyone giving a positive view of this club so in advance: Mikeym nobody cares about your alkie innards and…

Been to this establishment a few times, it’s a VERY hit or miss place. Besides the operators and employees always being very amiable, besides the fact that the DJ never shuts up about tipping…

After my stop at Ybor (see previous review), I headed 10 minutes west to Mons. Let me preface this review by saying I spent all of 5 minutes in Mons one time. Hot…

Visited this club late Saturday night, around 230 am. Cover was $15, security watching the lot out front as it’s in a shady hood. It’s not unsafe, but the area isn’t full of…

My first post-Covid stop in a club was a Friday mid-afternoon shortly around 4-5 pm. Can't believe it's been about 8 months!! The club itself is nice enough, not gaudy and not divey.…

This is from a visit in early February, my last clubbing day since the virus shut the world down. ‘Twas a Saturday afternoon and I was in Tampa. Not only was I screwing…

Been a while since my last review of this place. I’ve reviewed it for afternoons, this stop was maybe about a month or two ago on a weekend night. Can’t remember if it…

This will be sort of brief. Maybe it gets downvoted, maybe not. I just reviewed this club so please see that for a description. In that review I had wondered about the prices…

Before I start my review, please know that I have two stalkers who are likely going to add asinine comments below. One likens herself to the queen of TUSCL and is mad that I…

This club has high marks for a reason, I get it. This club is the furthest out from Tampa between this, Bare Assets, and that dive Allire. It’s adjacent east of the 19.…

Wanting to check out all the Pasco clubs, I checked Allure off the list. Now, I’m not a prude by any means. I’ve been in some small dives, but this is just an…

Been spending some time in Tampa and finally said to hell with it I’ll drive the 45-50 minutes to this club. It was a coin toss between this and Flamingo I think it’s called?…

Was in the area so decided to pop in. 5 minutes later I was out. I scouted about 7-8 gals, one onstage, two headed to the back, and a few more sitting on…

TL;DR Now THIS is a strip club, but unless you’re in a rush fork over dough for extra time so you don’t feel rushed. Walked in and it was jumpin. No cover but there was…

Spacious place with a large parking lot even though there are a shitton of homeless and tweak era milling about the immediate area. Seems to appear that they know that behind the chain link…

Fucking Tampa. I love Tampa. Between the hot tail, massage parlors, bikini modeling, and strip clubs this is a hell of a place. So I decided to check this club out after…

Been to the DH a few times so time for a review. This place is as hit or miss as it comes... Located in a semi-sketchy area (but I've done a lot worse) it doesn't…

Was in the area and chose this over Mons based on the tuscl reviews and advice of a trusted pervert. Stopped in on a weekend afternoon close to opening. Looks like a shitboz from…

Look, I know it's San Diego and Im mot expecting much.. However, Ive been there 4 times over the past 6 months or so each time early afternoon. I usually like…

During the afternoon this is LDK and high mileage heaven exceot dont expect any extras other than aggressive, clothed grinding and rubbing. However, at around 630 pm this club goes to shit. Yeah the gals…