I liked it

Fucking Tampa. I love Tampa. Between the hot tail, massage parlors, bikini modeling, and strip clubs this is a hell of a place. So I decided to check this club out after getting drilled at the likely-rigged Hard Rock. Now I knew this club from the reviews wasn’t too extras friendly, so I went in for the first time with mild expectations but hoping for some heavy petting and maybe a ldk. Well, I thought this was one of the best layouts of a club I’ve ever seen. It was intimate with a lot of nooks and crannies to get lost in. Just wish there was more than one gal in the floor. This was Sunday around 5 or 6. Had there been a few more gals it would’ve been perfect. So, not wanted to waste time I chatted up the only gal n the place that was a Cali 5 and a Florida 6.25 than could’ve been a solid 7.5 with more routine trips to the gym to tone aka skinny fat. She made me a 3 for 2 deal so $20 a song plus another $5 for the VIP host and $5 for her to tip out so 3 dances for 70. She got naked in the regular LD booths that are basically walls of mirrors which is a huge turn on. She grinded ok, never left contact with my mini me but also never petted and got into the proper position for a proper ldk. After 2 songs I’d had enough and wasn’t disappointed by any means because she got me hard but let her finish the 3rd song. Since I didn’t see any talent I left, but the facility I liked, except the two bums hanging outside a hundred feet away and will return someday with full intent to see what they really have going on when it’s busier.

I’d give this a solid 6.5 on the bonermeter. It’s hard not to cop wood when the mirrors let you see the action from multiple angles. Rating may increase on a future visit as I left with a feeling that I didn’t get the full experience and with the right gal, the spaceship she shall see.