Cubana fun

Been a while since my last review of this place. I’ve reviewed it for afternoons, this stop was maybe about a month or two ago on a weekend night. Can’t remember if it was Friday or Saturday. For the review nazis here who are too lazy to read multiple reviews, parking is free, cover is $10, downstairs is no smoking, upstairs you can smoke, drinks are reasonable I really don’t remember what the bottle of water cost but it wasn’t egregious (less than $10 with tip) and the carpet is black and red. I arrived late, as in 2-3 am as a lot of Tampa clubs shut down at 2, I think this stays open until 4 or 6. But I was at the Gold Club earlier and didn’t like the night vibe (it’s highly recommended for afternoon shift, see my other review on it).

I was definitely looking for some action when I walked in and had little interest in hanging out until close. Upon entering I noticed that there was a good mix of guys to gals, maybe 1.5 to 1, so it wasn’t a sausage fest. Most of the talent was Cuban, and the typical overinjected, need to go on a diet Cubans. Not judging if that’s your type, it’s not mine. I made my way to the bar which is to the left upon entry and bought a water while scanning the talent. After two minutes a cute Cuban gal came out from the dressing room looking for her next victim. This one was good looking, all natural body and a spinner. Unlike a lot of strippers in the state of Florida who seem to suffer brain damage when a guy smiles at them and just stand there, this one made her way over. While chatting for 3 minutes I scanned the rest of the talent and realized I’d stumbled upon one of the three best looking gals in the club. Factor in the late time and that it was a few hours past my bedtime and I was only staying up on account of blue balls, what was the point of turning this hottie down.

So, we went for some dances and this means checking in, having the bartender ask you if you’d like to buy the gal an overpriced drink. It’s best here to say yes as, it appears, the gal probably gets a small commission off that $15 drink. Tipping $2 we headed off to the normal rooms which are 3 for $60, these were the rooms directly across from the entrance. After one dance some small talk was made while we talked about a $100 tip. After the money was exchanged she had us swap booths with her friend that was dancing, this swap was so we could be further back and so her friend could watch her back. Obviously this guy wasn’t paying an extra tip lol. DO and the covered opera began with her curled up on my lap. It would’ve been better if she could be less discreet (as having her almost curled up on one side of my body was slightly uncomfortable), but I wasn’t about to complain. To explain this better I would’ve preferred her to bob for apples on her knees versus on my lap. She didn’t watch the clock and after the third song she didn’t ask for more money, we just finished during the fourth song. She was a really hot piece with a near perfect spinner bod and minimal tats. $160 was owed and technically $180, since once you’re back there and finish the 3 for $60 each additional song is normally $20. I gave her $200 because she didn’t ask for more money for the extra song and didn’t try any Cuban hustle bullshit. I figured that was because there were so many other girls working the hustle probably got shelved due to supply and demand economics. She seemed appreciative and I like rewarding and reinforcing the good stripper etiquette.