Sausage Fest

Was in the area so decided to pop in. 5 minutes later I was out. I scouted about 7-8 gals, one onstage, two headed to the back, and a few more sitting on custies laps in the elevated seat in area behind the seating next to the stage. Problem was this was a dick show. Pistola don’t do no dick shows. When the ratio is 5-6:1 Male to a Female, I bounce. Me and my wallet ain’t fighting over stripper scraps. Anyway, the talent that was there wasn’t that bad, quite nice actually. But getting dances looked like too much of a hassle. Don’t get why this place was so poppin unless the drink specials were really good.

Boner rating -5, too many dudes. Pass.