Hit or miss

Been to the DH a few times so time for a review. This place is as hit or miss as it comes...

Located in a semi-sketchy area (but I've done a lot worse) it doesn't look like much from the outside. But the inside is nice... sorta. It's basically a stage and a row of dance cubbies behind smoked glass. The bathrooms are extremely clean so that's a plus however the seats behind the smoked glass leave a lot to be desired. Yeah, you don't want to take a black light in there but they are uncomfortable as all get out. Surprised that management hasn't spent the few grand to just make the seats more comfortable. And as far as management I'd reckon this is owned by some biker a Sons of Anarchy group or something or at least it feels that way, which is cool because you get a 'treat our gals nice and we'll watch your back vibe'

As far as the gals, total hit or miss. Haven't seen anything stronger than a solid 7 (ok maybe Je is a 7.5-8) but sure as he'll have seen some 1s and 2s. One gal in here looks like Joe Dirt's big ass hulkish cousin, so apparently they don't have any hiring standards except 'are you willing to spread eagle for $5?'