Should've Jerked Off At A McDonalds

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

TL/DR VERSION: FFFFF U U CCCCC K K Y Y EEEEE SSSSS FF U…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

If you haven't seen me on the Discussion board lately, it's because it's a tough read due to Crackhead Slurpee-Boi. Anyway, on to the review... Do I really need to describe the place, there…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, FL

I’ll keep this review fairly brief. Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon, The Bucs were playing so the ratio sucked. 2 dancers and 12 or so guys sipping beers watching the game.…

Walked in a few weeks ago early Sunday afternoon. Club wasn’t too busy, only a few dancers and patrons. I immediately had to use the restroom when I got there and passed by a hot…

It was a pretty low key visit overall, especially for a Wednesday afternoon around 5 PM. There was no cover charge to get in, which made it feel casual right from the start. The place…

Walked in the afternoon, around 1:30pm, and the cover was $10. They were really nice at the front, very friendly, and I walked in and sat at the bar. There was a dancer on the stage…

Layout: seemed to be a very dark aesthetic with some neon lights around. Had the bar to the right when you walk in and the stage right ahead. And around the stage there are some…