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Reviews by pistola

• review

  2 years ago
  Diamond Dolls

  1401 N Powerline Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
  Yee Haw Y'all

  TL/DR VERSION: FFFFF U U CCCCC K K Y Y EEEEE SSSSS FF U...
  Comments: 8

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  2 years ago

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  sfrsox
• review

  3 years ago
  Scarlett's Ybor Strip

  3819 E 7th Ave Tampa, FL 33605
  Hit or miss delivered a memorable visit

  If you haven't seen me on the Discussion board lately, it's because it's a tough read due to Crackhead Slurpee-Boi. Anyway, on to the review... Do I really need to describe the place,...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  Nitrogen
• review

  3 years ago
  Gold Club

  6222 E Adamo Dr Tampa, FL 33619
  Should've Jerked Off At A McDonalds

  Man... How the mighty have fallen. I've written a couple of glowing reviews about Gold Club but the TLDR version is that the beat Cuban contingent have taken over this club and...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  pistola
• review

  3 years ago
  Emperors Gentlemen's Club

  5718 E Adamo Dr Tampa, FL 33619
  Tired of these Florida Extras Ladies

  I’ll keep this review fairly brief. Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon, The Bucs were playing so the ratio sucked. 2 dancers and 12 or so guys sipping beers watching the...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  gammanu95
• review

  3 years ago
  OZ

  13577 US-19 Clearwater, FL 33764
  'It's a very nice!' : Borat

  After a short jaunt to 2001 with some expected tame dances, I still had over a G of house money in my pocket from THR so made my way west over the bridge to...
  Comments: 11

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  3 years ago

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  kennyisbriscoe
• review

  3 years ago
  2001 Odyssey

  2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
  Just set proper expectations and it's fine....

  Yoyoyo! First we all know Mikeym is going to post some dumb ass comments to anyone giving a positive view of this club so in advance: Mikeym nobody cares about your alkie innards...
  Comments: 6

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  3 years ago

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  pistola
• review

  4 years ago
  Doll House

  6105 Philips Hwy Jacksonville, FL 32216
  Hit or miss place delivered a miss

  Been to this establishment a few times, it’s a VERY hit or miss place. Besides the operators and employees always being very amiable, besides the fact that the DJ never shuts up about...
  Comments: 3

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  4 years ago

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  codemonkey
• review

  4 years ago
  Mons Venus

  2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
  Surprisingly good... this visit...

  After my stop at Ybor (see previous review), I headed 10 minutes west to Mons. Let me preface this review by saying I spent all of 5 minutes in Mons one time. ...
  Comments: 14

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  4 years ago

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  mikeym
• review

  4 years ago
  Scarlett's Ybor Strip

  3819 E 7th Ave Tampa, FL 33605
  Not up to typical Ybor Strip Standards

  Visited this club late Saturday night, around 230 am. Cover was $15, security watching the lot out front as it’s in a shady hood. It’s not unsafe, but the area isn’t full...
  Comments: 8

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  4 years ago

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  pistola
• review

  4 years ago
  Gold Club

  6222 E Adamo Dr Tampa, FL 33619
  GC Rarely Disappoints

  My first post-Covid stop in a club was a Friday mid-afternoon shortly around 4-5 pm. Can't believe it's been about 8 months!! The club itself is nice enough, not gaudy and not...
  Comments: 6

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  4 years ago

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  Backseatboy02
• review

  4 years ago
  Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

  11600 66th St N Largo, FL 33773
  Strike #2

  This is from a visit in early February, my last clubbing day since the virus shut the world down. ‘Twas a Saturday afternoon and I was in Tampa. Not only was I...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  That guy
• review

  5 years ago
  Scarlett's Ybor Strip

  3819 E 7th Ave Tampa, FL 33605
  Cubana fun

  Been a while since my last review of this place. I’ve reviewed it for afternoons, this stop was maybe about a month or two ago on a weekend night. Can’t remember if...
• review

  5 years ago
  Gold Club

  6222 E Adamo Dr Tampa, FL 33619
  Update to my recent review

  This will be sort of brief. Maybe it gets downvoted, maybe not. I just reviewed this club so please see that for a description. In that review I had wondered about the...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
• review

  5 years ago
  Gold Club

  6222 E Adamo Dr Tampa, FL 33619
  Surprisingly good time.

  Before I start my review, please know that I have two stalkers who are likely going to add asinine comments below. One likens herself to the queen of TUSCL and is mad that...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  Longball300
• review

  5 years ago
  Brass Flamingo

  9034 US-19 Port Richey, FL 34668
  Yes.

  This club has high marks for a reason, I get it. This club is the furthest out from Tampa between this, Bare Assets, and that dive Allire. It’s adjacent east of the...
  Comments: 15

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  5 years ago

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  pistola
• review

  5 years ago
  Allure Gentlemen's Club

  4233 US-19 Port Richey, FL 34652
  Scarred for Life

  Wanting to check out all the Pasco clubs, I checked Allure off the list. Now, I’m not a prude by any means. I’ve been in some small dives, but this is just...
  Comments: 15

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  5 years ago

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  MackTruck
• review

  5 years ago
  Bare Assets

  1406 US-19 Holiday, FL 34691
  The reviews are true

  Been spending some time in Tampa and finally said to hell with it I’ll drive the 45-50 minutes to this club. It was a coin toss between this and Flamingo I think it’s...
  Comments: 3

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  5 years ago

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  will42
• review

  5 years ago
  Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

  11600 66th St N Largo, FL 33773
  Sausage Fest

  Was in the area so decided to pop in. 5 minutes later I was out. I scouted about 7-8 gals, one onstage, two headed to the back, and a few more sitting...
  Comments: 4

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  5 years ago

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  txtittyspice
• review

  5 years ago
  Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

  16361 US Hwy 19 N Clearwater, FL 33764
  Review from a newb to this club

  TL;DR Now THIS is a strip club, but unless you’re in a rush fork over dough for extra time so you don’t feel rushed. Walked in and it was jumpin. No cover but there...
• review

  6 years ago
  Diamond Dolls

  301 Madison Ave Daytona Beach, FL 32114
  This is a good club

  Spacious place with a large parking lot even though there are a shitton of homeless and tweak era milling about the immediate area. Seems to appear that they know that behind the chain...
  Comments: 3

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  6 years ago

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  kingofstrippers
• review

  6 years ago
  2001 Odyssey

  2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
  I liked it

  Fucking Tampa. I love Tampa. Between the hot tail, massage parlors, bikini modeling, and strip clubs this is a hell of a place. So I decided to check this club out...
  Comments: 3

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  4 years ago

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  WavvyCain
• review

  6 years ago
  Doll House

  6105 Philips Hwy Jacksonville, FL 32216
  Hit or miss

  Been to the DH a few times so time for a review. This place is as hit or miss as it comes... Located in a semi-sketchy area (but I've done a lot worse) it...
  Comments: 1

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  6 years ago

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  BigPoppa99
• review

  6 years ago
  Scarlett's Ybor Strip

  3819 E 7th Ave Tampa, FL 33605
  Im confused.

  Was in the area and chose this over Mons based on the tuscl reviews and advice of a trusted pervert. Stopped in on a weekend afternoon close to opening. Looks like a shitboz...
  Comments: 4

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  6 years ago

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  pistola
• review

  6 years ago
  Pure Platinum

  4000 Kearny Mesa Rd San Diego, CA 92111
  Afternoons are horrible

  Look, I know it's San Diego and Im mot expecting much.. However, Ive been there 4 times over the past 6 months or so each time early afternoon. I usually...
  Comments: 1

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  6 years ago

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  WetWilly