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41 reviews by pistola

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Yee Haw Y'all

8.0/10

TL/DR VERSION: FFFFF U U CCCCC K K Y Y EEEEE SSSSS FF U…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 2 8

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

Hit or miss delivered a memorable visit

7.0/10

If you haven't seen me on the Discussion board lately, it's because it's a tough read due to Crackhead Slurpee-Boi. Anyway, on to the review... Do I really need to describe the place, there…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 1 3

Gold Club

Tampa, FL

Should've Jerked Off At A McDonalds

5.3/10

Man... How the mighty have fallen. I've written a couple of glowing reviews about Gold Club but the TLDR version is that the beat Cuban contingent have taken over this club and the…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 2

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, FL

Tired of these Florida Extras Ladies

4.7/10

I’ll keep this review fairly brief. Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon, The Bucs were playing so the ratio sucked. 2 dancers and 12 or so guys sipping beers watching the game.…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 1 3

OZ

Clearwater, FL

'It's a very nice!' : Borat

6.3/10

After a short jaunt to 2001 with some expected tame dances, I still had over a G of house money in my pocket from THR so made my way west over the bridge to the…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 5 yrs ago 3 8

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

Just set proper expectations and it's fine....

6.3/10

Yoyoyo! First we all know Mikeym is going to post some dumb ass comments to anyone giving a positive view of this club so in advance: Mikeym nobody cares about your alkie innards and…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 5 yrs ago 2 6

Doll House

Jacksonville, FL

Hit or miss place delivered a miss

4.7/10

Been to this establishment a few times, it’s a VERY hit or miss place. Besides the operators and employees always being very amiable, besides the fact that the DJ never shuts up about tipping…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 5 yrs ago 1 3

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

Surprisingly good... this visit...

7.7/10

After my stop at Ybor (see previous review), I headed 10 minutes west to Mons. Let me preface this review by saying I spent all of 5 minutes in Mons one time. Hot…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 5 yrs ago 2 14

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

Not up to typical Ybor Strip Standards

6.3/10

Visited this club late Saturday night, around 230 am. Cover was $15, security watching the lot out front as it’s in a shady hood. It’s not unsafe, but the area isn’t full of…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 5 yrs ago 2 8

Gold Club

Tampa, FL

GC Rarely Disappoints

6.3/10

My first post-Covid stop in a club was a Friday mid-afternoon shortly around 4-5 pm. Can't believe it's been about 8 months!! The club itself is nice enough, not gaudy and not divey.…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 5 yrs ago 2 6

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, FL

Strike #2

5.0/10

This is from a visit in early February, my last clubbing day since the virus shut the world down. ‘Twas a Saturday afternoon and I was in Tampa. Not only was I screwing…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 6 yrs ago 2 1

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

Cubana fun

6.3/10

Been a while since my last review of this place. I’ve reviewed it for afternoons, this stop was maybe about a month or two ago on a weekend night. Can’t remember if it…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 6 yrs ago

Gold Club

Tampa, FL

Update to my recent review

8.7/10

This will be sort of brief. Maybe it gets downvoted, maybe not. I just reviewed this club so please see that for a description. In that review I had wondered about the prices…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 2 1

Gold Club

Tampa, FL

Surprisingly good time.

7.3/10

Before I start my review, please know that I have two stalkers who are likely going to add asinine comments below. One likens herself to the queen of TUSCL and is mad that I…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 2 1

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, FL

Yes.

6.7/10

This club has high marks for a reason, I get it. This club is the furthest out from Tampa between this, Bare Assets, and that dive Allire. It’s adjacent east of the 19.…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 5 15

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, FL

Scarred for Life

3.0/10

Wanting to check out all the Pasco clubs, I checked Allure off the list. Now, I’m not a prude by any means. I’ve been in some small dives, but this is just an…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 3 15

Bare Assets

Holiday, FL

The reviews are true

8.3/10

Been spending some time in Tampa and finally said to hell with it I’ll drive the 45-50 minutes to this club. It was a coin toss between this and Flamingo I think it’s called?…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 1 3

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, FL

Sausage Fest

6.3/10

Was in the area so decided to pop in. 5 minutes later I was out. I scouted about 7-8 gals, one onstage, two headed to the back, and a few more sitting on…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 3 4

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, FL

Review from a newb to this club

6.7/10

TL;DR Now THIS is a strip club, but unless you’re in a rush fork over dough for extra time so you don’t feel rushed. Walked in and it was jumpin. No cover but there was…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 5

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, FL

This is a good club

7.0/10

Spacious place with a large parking lot even though there are a shitton of homeless and tweak era milling about the immediate area. Seems to appear that they know that behind the chain link…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 3 3

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

I liked it

7.7/10

Fucking Tampa. I love Tampa. Between the hot tail, massage parlors, bikini modeling, and strip clubs this is a hell of a place. So I decided to check this club out after…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 3 3

Doll House

Jacksonville, FL

Hit or miss

7.3/10

Been to the DH a few times so time for a review. This place is as hit or miss as it comes... Located in a semi-sketchy area (but I've done a lot worse) it doesn't…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 2 1

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

Im confused.

4.7/10

Was in the area and chose this over Mons based on the tuscl reviews and advice of a trusted pervert. Stopped in on a weekend afternoon close to opening. Looks like a shitboz from…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 1 4

Pure Platinum

San Diego, CA

Afternoons are horrible

5.0/10

Look, I know it's San Diego and Im mot expecting much.. However, Ive been there 4 times over the past 6 months or so each time early afternoon. I usually like…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 1

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Night review

5.7/10

During the afternoon this is LDK and high mileage heaven exceot dont expect any extras other than aggressive, clothed grinding and rubbing. However, at around 630 pm this club goes to shit. Yeah the gals…

pistolapistolaVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 3 5
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