Comments by EastCoaster (page 3)

Excellent review – well-written and informative. Thanks for taking the time to submit this.

Nice review, Spamalot. Pjoshua98pr, if you're going to adjudicate reviews, you should read them more carefully. There are plenty of details here, incuding -- very clearly -- that dances are $10.

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^ Yeah, the one he went to must have been Blu Sapphire's Gentleman's Club in Menasha, Wisconsin. He mentioned visiting Appleton and also reviewed Peppermint Hippo in Neenah WI.

^ mogul1985 (and others) have offered good advice on how to keep from getting found out, and others have exlained why you shouldn't expect the girls to provide condoms. I have said this before here, but I never go to a club without a condom or two, even when visiting a supposed non-extras club because you never know. If a girl says, "Do you have a condom?", there is only one good answer, and it's not, "Gosh, no. I wish I did!"

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Nice first review on TUSCL, Frellin -- well-written and informative. Thanks for taking the time to submit this. I look forward to seeing more reviews from you, hopefully (for your sake and ours) regarding visits to clubs providing you with a more enjoyable experience.

Nice review, railroadguy -- well-written and informative. Thanks for taking the time to post this.

Not a bad first review, letsgotocabo, especially with the details you added in your follow-up comment. Welcome to TUSCL. Now that you have VIP status (for four weeks, anyway), check out a bunch of reviews of clubs around the country and see what kinds of things other reviewers include.

I will steal from what jackslash said and apply it to myself: "I have only gone to strip clubs with other TUSCL members... TUSCL members know what the deal is, and they are fun to talk with." I have visited about a dozen clubs with a stripper, but she was an active TUSCL member and a self-described pansexual who liked couples' dances (me, her and another hot female). Other than that, I usually prefer to club on my own. In my world, TUSCLers know what I'm up to, but I don't need anyone else to know.

Great review; thanks for taking the time to provide all the details you included. I've been here several times, so I know what to expect, but for anyone who has not visited before, your description is a must-read, as this place is very different from pretty much any other club in the U.S.

Welcome to TUSCL, blanksolo. Nice first review -- well-written and informative. I look forward to more from you. BTW, the spaces between the paragraphs are greatly appreciated!

Excellent review – well-written, entertaining, and informative. Thanks for taking the time to submit this.

@ggofv, there's lots of very good advice here from seasoned mongers. You seem to be somewhat new to the hobby, and it may take you a little time and practice before you're able to read the girls and be able to tell what's for real and what's not. She wasn't a Door Vulture, exactly, but I did have a great time with a Cuban I met very soon after walking into Bare Assets in Paco County FL on a first-and-only visit two years ago when I was passing through and pressed for time. Among other things in my review, I said I talked to her for just a few minutes. mostly to inquire about the parameters of the experience. "I asked about dance prices; I don’t remember what she said about single dances, but she said it would be $100 for 15 minutes or $150 for 30 minutes. I told her I wanted the half-hour. She was up front in telling me that if I just wanted dances, there was no additional charge, but if I wanted more it would be $100 for half service [she was a bit more explicit than what I wrote in the review] and $200 for full service." If she had been vague at all, I would not have been so quick to take her to the VIP, but geez, it doesn't get much more specific than that -- and I was all in (in more ways than one). "I was in and out of the club in 40 minutes, spending maybe one minute in the restroom, four minutes getting settled at the bar, five minutes in conversation with Miss Cuba [the only girl to approach me], and the remaining 30 minutes in the VIP with her before heading out. She delivered as promised and was amazing in every respect." Practice makes perfect, @ggofv. Your time will come.

^ Kudos to Assmanjoe for 1) mentioning “In memory of elizabeth reed” and 2) correctly pointing out that in popular music (define that however you want), versions of musical compositions that do not include singing are called "instrumentals." There are definitely quite a few outstanding instrumentals posted in this discussion, a few of which actually have lyrics that are sung in some versions.

Great review, londonguy. Glad you had a good time. A couple of thoughts... I'm from out of state, and I've been to this club a couple of times. The valet is mandatory. If you park on the street nearby, they stop you in the parking lot and won't let you enter as a walk-in. If you say you Ubered there, they ask you to show your Uber receipt on your phone. Very, very annoying, but I like everything else about this club. The $20 VIP rooms are small and dark; the $40 rooms (not sure how many of those they have) are a little larger and have better lighting. To me, the better lighting alone is worth the extra $20.

Outstanding review – well-written, entertaining, and informative. Thanks for taking the time to submit this.

Excellent review – well-written and informative. Thanks for taking the time to submit this.

^^^ @motorhead -- Dating yourself? You and me both. Great list of classic instrumentals. One of my all-time faves is "Birdland" by Weather Report from 1977. The fretless bass is just incredible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fm10whccto Joe Zawinul – Yamaha grand piano, ARP 2600 and Oberheim polyphonic synthesizer, melodica, vocals Wayne Shorter – soprano and tenor saxophones Jaco Pastorius – fretless bass, mandocello, vocals Manolo Badrena – tambourine Alex Acuña – drums

Nice review. When the cost of regular dances was raised from $25 to $30, the behind-the-beads dances went from $45 to $50. The beads offer very little in terms of privacy, and in my experience, the mileage is similar no matter which side of the beads you are on. Generally not worth the extra cost, especially if the LD room is not crowded. Afternoons are good for that. Just sayin'.

Welcome to TUSCL, Threesongs. Nice first review.

Excellent first review, thewalrus – well-written and informative. Thanks for taking the time to submit this.

Wow. "'In each one of these cases, an American Express card was used and in virtually every case, the credit limit was exceeded,' he said. Bobby’s American Express credit card limit was around $22,000, yet his charges totaled more than $180,000." I just looked, and my AMEX credit limit is $22,600, so this seems to fit. Dolfan, whose opinions I respect here, said "I seriously doubt Amex themselves was involved in any wrongdoing..." I dunno. It was only AMEX cards involved, and the number of victims and the astronomical amounts charged were so outrageous, I really suspect that there was someone at AMEX who was in on this. I have a hard time believing that any credit card company would routinely and blithely allow charges that so far exceeded any existing limits or -- if there were soft limits or no limits -- would even allow such high charges (like $180,000) to be made at a strip club. My Visa company called me once and asked me if I had really just charged $550 at Papa Johns. I had, in fact, done just that, as I had pizza delivered for several hundred people at an event (the cost of which I was being reimbursed). There was no fraud involved, but I appreciated getting the call and having my credit card company looking out for me. On the other hand, maybe I'm just naive to think that charges of $180,000 at a strip club are not routine.

onehunglo, I see paragraphs, but the key to better readability is to put a blank line between each of them. Good review, though. Thanks for taking the time to submit this.

Excellent review – well-written and informative. Thanks for taking the time to submit this.