Classy But Pricy

I dropped in the Gold Club one Sunday night around 9:30. The cover charge was $25, and entry was easy, with no pat-down or ID check. The place was pretty slow, with maybe 5 or 6 other customers, although it got busier as the night went on (getting up to 10-15 customers). There were 8 or 10 dancers, and the average quality was decent, with all the girls in the 6-8 range.

The club has a spacious showroom with a clean and modern look. The stage is on one side of the room, numerous tables on the floor, with several booths around the perimeter, and the bar on the far side of the room. (I think you had to pay extra to sit at the booths, but never confirmed that. Then again, maybe not when it's this slow?) I had heard the Gold Club was famous for their chicken, but it was still hilarious to see girls dancing on stage in front of a 15-foot high video screen advertising fried chicken. (Brings a whole new meaning to "breasts and thighs!") It's a topless club, but very few of the girls were taking any clothes off. Maybe because customers weren't tipping very much?

A couple of girls stopped by to say hi and chat me up, but they weren't really my type, so I let them move on. Then a cute, skinny MILF dropped by. She still wasn't quite my type, but she was very handsy, rubbing my arms and legs the entire time she chatted with me for about 10 minutes. She told me they do air dances at your seat for $30, but I never saw a single person do this all night. She said it's better to go upstairs, where it's more private, and you can touch. She said up there, it's 3 dances for $200, which made me almost spit out my drink! Unfortunately for me, all her rubbing had already gotten my attention, and I was flush with cash from a recent bonus at work, so long story short, the little head did the thinking, and we went upstairs. The "private booths" weren't really private at all. I mean, it's hard to see anything from downstairs, but anybody who's upstairs with you can see everything you're doing in these small, open booths. She did give me a good grind for those 3 songs, but I was only allowed to touch her butt and thighs which was disappointing, especially considering the price. She told me they have even more expensive options in the VIP rooms, but I never saw those because she quoted something like $550 for a half hour and a little over $1000 for an hour. Thankfully, I was neither drunk nor horny enough to get wrangled into those.