Thursday at Crazy Horse

First off there are two Crazy Horse clubs in the Cleveland area, one downtown by the airport and the other on the east side. This is the east side one. The area it's in is perfectly safe although you start getting into some sketchy area if you drive 1-2 miles south/southwest.

The east side club is pretty big, with a roundabout you can use to drop people off. Usually a doorman to greet you and show you a table, 10 cover. On the night I was there I'd say there were between 10-12 dancers who on the whole were very attractive and varied. When you walk in it's a big open area on the first level. To your right there is the main bar and to the left is a bunch of tables (at which you can get table dances, which are basically air dances with little/no contact - didn't get one), with some couches in a back area for dances that are more traditional lapdances (30 each, I got a couple from two different but both attractive black dancers with great bodies). Unfortunately the lapdances were just regular lapdances (nothing too risky, no hint of extras). Up on the second level there are more secluded spaces for the VIP dances (I didn't try VIP).

The dancers and staff were generally friendly. I'd return more if the prices were a bit lower. My overall impression is that this is a good normal strip club that is a little overpriced considering the area it's in.