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54 reviews by TheOne&Only

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

Deans Gold is worth the visit

7.3/10

If you are going to Deans Gold, there are several upscale and mid-range hotels nearby, but fighting through the traffic on I-95 to get there is grueling.  I looked around on TUSCL to see where…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 8 mos ago 2 6

OZ

Clearwater, FL

Oz on Monday after season

7.0/10

Oz is a club which reliable provides attractive dancers, high mileage, and plentiful extras opportunities for those mongers who partake. This past Monday I arrived in the huge and well-lit parking lot just past…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2

Reign Ladies and Gentlemen's Club

Clearwater, FL

Upscale, cleaner version of Oz

7.3/10

Can't miss this place with a huge road sign. Decently sized and well-lit lot. $13 cover. Huge club area with perfectly dim lighting. Upstairs and downstairs VIP rooms to the left,…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago

Crazy Girls Pinellas

Largo, FL

No reason to return

5.3/10

I went here because there were no reviews. It is in a bad neighborhood. There were vagrants everywhere. It is in a strip mall with a very small parking lot. I…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 1

OZ

Clearwater, FL

Early Tuesday evening at Oz

7.3/10

Oz is easy to find and well lit. They have a large parking lot, with uniformed security. There is also a food truck always parked outside, but I have never tried the food. Inside…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 1

OZ

Clearwater, FL

Is this what a strip club should be? Or as good as it gets?

7.7/10

I actually visited here twice, Sunday afternoon during the Pro Bowl and Tuesday night. This is on a frontage road for an elevated highway, but easy to find. It is colorful, large signs,…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 2

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

without a doubt, the most fun I have had in a while

8.7/10

Cheetah Pompano has a large parking lot which can fill up just from the after work crowd, as it had this evening. I wound up parking pretty far back. The doormen seemed to be…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 6

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Not their finest moment

6.7/10

Diamond Dolls can be a bit tough to get into. It looks like the only entry is a left turn just before a stoplight at a fairly busy intersection. The parking lot was…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 1 1

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, FL

A 24K turd

7.7/10

I pulled into Solid Gold around 5 PM. The were more cars in the parking lot than I had seen during my last visits which I took as a good sign. The club…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 2 4

Allure

Fort Myers, FL

Still pretty bad

4.0/10

After uneventful visits to Lookers and Vixens, I wondered if the talent might have migrated to Allure. The parking lot was packed, with only one spot available for me to pull into. The…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 1

Lookers

Fort Myers, FL

Not as good as I had hoped

6.7/10

I thought i had heard good things about the Sunday dayshift crew at Lookers, so I checked it out for myself. The parking lot was about half full. The door girl was average.…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 3 1

Vixens

Fort Myers, FL

No hustle makes a boring visit.

7.0/10

The parking lot was pretty empty when I arrived. The very hot doorgirl loved to flirt and compliment while scanning my ID and offering to change a $20. Inside the club was dark…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 2

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, FL

Slow night, typical low mileage

6.3/10

Arrived around 6:00PM. The parking lot was mostly empty with the front spaces reserved for valet. I self-parked, but the valet said hello back after I greeted him. It was a…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, FL

Slow and mean bar service, ugly dancers, and no mileage. How does it stay open?

4.0/10

If you are not a local, getting here is a pain in the ass. There was a lot of traffic, probably because of snowbird season beginning, and people who were in the area for…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 2 1

Lookers

Fort Myers, FL

If Zoe Saldana and EmRat had a love child

4.0/10

Lookers is the most blue collar of the three Fort Myers clubs, and only one of two worth talking about. This is a Hispanic leaning club, and BLOWS up with migrant construction workers after…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago

Gold Club

Tampa, FL

Not worth the effort

6.0/10

Plenty of free parking on-site. No cover when I arrived, but there is a front desk attendant. It's not terrible dark inside the cavernous club. There are multiple levels and raised areas,…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 2

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, FL

Definitely worth a return visit

7.0/10

Diamond Dolls Clearwater is located on a frontage road for a major highway. The sign is easy to spot and the parking lot has two entrances, so even if you miss the first one…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 2 3

Lookers

Fort Myers, FL

I found a CF here

7.3/10

Lookers is a club which is never consistent in anything but the tendency towards Latina dancers and Hispanic clientele. A little Spanish language skill really improves your visit. The last time I was…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 5 yrs ago 4

Allure

Fort Myers, FL

All-new Allure *at Babes is more of the same

6.3/10

Babes has renamed itself as Allure *at Babes. It has remodeled both inside and outside. The parking spots have not changed; if anything there are fewer now that there is reserved valet spots…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 5 yrs ago 3

Vixens

Fort Myers, FL

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6.3/10

Scarletts has reopened as Vixens. According to one dancer, the same folks own another strip club called Vixens. The name and branding was the only change. They've added a food truck outside,…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 5 yrs ago 1 3

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, FL

Good, but still not great

7.3/10

As every review about Solid Gold begins: it is back in an industrial commercial area. Not too difficult to get to with GPS. It is a large, flamboyant building - you know it…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 2 8

Vixens

Fort Myers, FL

Wasted hour

2.3/10

As usual, the parking lot was nearly full. There was $5 cover at Scarlett's, and $5 beers. It hasn't changed as far as layout, but the lap dance room and Champagne room looked…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 1

Lookers

Fort Myers, FL

Underwhelming line-up

4.0/10

Every time I check into Looker's they've changed it, and every change is for the worse. There was a $5 cover when I got there, and a bathroom troll on duty. It looks…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 2

Allure

Fort Myers, FL

Championship Sunday rounds

6.7/10

Started out at Babe's around 5:30. There is no cover (or pat-down) before 7. More snowbirds watching the game than the dancers. If you have never been there before, it is a fair size…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 1

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, FL

Empty afternoon

7.7/10

This place is a little hard to find. The address "is ZIP Code Place" That's actually the name of the road. Until I got there, I thought my GPS was unable to…

TheOne&OnlyTheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 3
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