Reviews by TheOne&Only

If you are going to Deans Gold, there are several upscale and mid-range hotels nearby, but fighting through the traffic on I-95 to get there is grueling.  I looked around on TUSCL to see where…

Oz is a club which reliable provides attractive dancers, high mileage, and plentiful extras opportunities for those mongers who partake. This past Monday I arrived in the huge and well-lit parking lot just past…

Can't miss this place with a huge road sign. Decently sized and well-lit lot. $13 cover. Huge club area with perfectly dim lighting. Upstairs and downstairs VIP rooms to the left,…

I went here because there were no reviews. It is in a bad neighborhood. There were vagrants everywhere. It is in a strip mall with a very small parking lot. I…

Oz is easy to find and well lit. They have a large parking lot, with uniformed security. There is also a food truck always parked outside, but I have never tried the food. Inside…

I actually visited here twice, Sunday afternoon during the Pro Bowl and Tuesday night. This is on a frontage road for an elevated highway, but easy to find. It is colorful, large signs,…

Cheetah Pompano has a large parking lot which can fill up just from the after work crowd, as it had this evening. I wound up parking pretty far back. The doormen seemed to be…

Diamond Dolls can be a bit tough to get into. It looks like the only entry is a left turn just before a stoplight at a fairly busy intersection. The parking lot was…

I pulled into Solid Gold around 5 PM. The were more cars in the parking lot than I had seen during my last visits which I took as a good sign. The club…

After uneventful visits to Lookers and Vixens, I wondered if the talent might have migrated to Allure. The parking lot was packed, with only one spot available for me to pull into. The…

I thought i had heard good things about the Sunday dayshift crew at Lookers, so I checked it out for myself. The parking lot was about half full. The door girl was average.…

The parking lot was pretty empty when I arrived. The very hot doorgirl loved to flirt and compliment while scanning my ID and offering to change a $20. Inside the club was dark…

Arrived around 6:00PM. The parking lot was mostly empty with the front spaces reserved for valet. I self-parked, but the valet said hello back after I greeted him. It was a…

If you are not a local, getting here is a pain in the ass. There was a lot of traffic, probably because of snowbird season beginning, and people who were in the area for…

Lookers is the most blue collar of the three Fort Myers clubs, and only one of two worth talking about. This is a Hispanic leaning club, and BLOWS up with migrant construction workers after…

Plenty of free parking on-site. No cover when I arrived, but there is a front desk attendant. It's not terrible dark inside the cavernous club. There are multiple levels and raised areas,…

Diamond Dolls Clearwater is located on a frontage road for a major highway. The sign is easy to spot and the parking lot has two entrances, so even if you miss the first one…

Lookers is a club which is never consistent in anything but the tendency towards Latina dancers and Hispanic clientele. A little Spanish language skill really improves your visit. The last time I was…

Babes has renamed itself as Allure *at Babes. It has remodeled both inside and outside. The parking spots have not changed; if anything there are fewer now that there is reserved valet spots…

Scarletts has reopened as Vixens. According to one dancer, the same folks own another strip club called Vixens. The name and branding was the only change. They've added a food truck outside,…

As every review about Solid Gold begins: it is back in an industrial commercial area. Not too difficult to get to with GPS. It is a large, flamboyant building - you know it…

As usual, the parking lot was nearly full. There was $5 cover at Scarlett's, and $5 beers. It hasn't changed as far as layout, but the lap dance room and Champagne room looked…

Every time I check into Looker's they've changed it, and every change is for the worse. There was a $5 cover when I got there, and a bathroom troll on duty. It looks…

Started out at Babe's around 5:30. There is no cover (or pat-down) before 7. More snowbirds watching the game than the dancers. If you have never been there before, it is a fair size…

This place is a little hard to find. The address "is ZIP Code Place" That's actually the name of the road. Until I got there, I thought my GPS was unable to…