Not worth the effort

Plenty of free parking on-site. No cover when I arrived, but there is a front desk attendant. It's not terrible dark inside the cavernous club. There are multiple levels and raised areas, almost like a nightclub, two bars, a large stage with lighted floor in the center. There are a couple of pool tables in a back corner on the way to the bathrooms. I saw a poster advertising porn star Katsuni at the Gold Club, but no dates on it. Beers are $4. The bartender was cute and fast.

Almost immediately, I regretted walking in. An over-the-hill blonde with a fat, sagging, real backside and fat, sagging, fake breasts almost fell while jumping out of her barstool to intercept wherever I sat. I started in the bathroom after a long car ride. She was waiting for me at the pool tables when I came out and cornered me immediately. She pulled out one breast and started to tell me how she "came all the way from Orlando" and some stuff. Even as I attempted to walk past her, she kept stepping in my way and repeating how she came all the way from Orlando. I kept repeating that I just got there and wanted to relax with a drink. I had to say this several times before she got the hint and left.

Most of the girls there were overweight and overage. This is not "overage for my tastes," it looked like a PTA meeting. They were all Caucasian, and only the two youngest had decent bodies, but neither was a knockout. The thinnest was a young brunette, who I never met. She was the thinnest, but not particularly fit with any muscle tone. The other, who I did meet, appeared to be mixed race. Mostly White, but some Asian or Hispanic. She was in her late 20s or early 30s, a single mother, roomed with another dancer, and went by Isabella. She claimed to be dancing for a side hustle, while her main income was pharmacy tech. She was fun to talk to, though. We never even had the opportunity to talk about private dances before she was called to the stage. A couple of guys went to tip her at the stage. I would guess they were regulars since she hugged one of them when she saw them. She asked me to wait for her while she said "hi" to them after the dance, but I would up leaving after a few minutes.