Deans Gold is worth the visit

If you are going to Deans Gold, there are several upscale and mid-range hotels nearby, but fighting through the traffic on I-95 to get there is grueling.  I looked around on TUSCL to see where I could go if this was a bust, but Cheetah Pompano's is 45 minutes away.  Tootsie's and others were closer, but you don't go to Dean's Gold for a middling experience.

I arrived by Uber around 9:00, but took note that the parking lot looked fairly large and well-lit.  Two guys standing inside the door of the well-lit lobby did not card or frisk me. The receptionist originally asked me for a $20 cover and then changed her mind.  I tipped her a couple and went inside.  Back through the doors into a kind of hallway with the main club to the right, and what looked like a second club (with the VIP rooms) to the left.  As you walk into the main club, the main stage is directly ahead surrounded by a few four-top tables with the standard rolling chairs, the main bar to the left, and DJ and dancer's locker room to the right.  The lap dance room is an elevated area with U-shaped couches, but no walls or booths or curtains and not really much privacy.  There is a second bar to the left rear and the bathrooms beyond that.  There looked like more lap dance in the rear.  The right rear wall past the stage had an elevated area with a third bar and another stage where dancer would strip for three songs.  I saw only dancers up there.

Well, I was the first guy in with 20-30 dancers.  There was a girl on stage, and the rest were seated in groups at table and a few at the bar.  A cute but not sexy, young, AA waitress showed me to a table and took my drink order.  Angel's Envy on the rocks.  $33.  Fuck me - I could nearly buy a bottle for that.  The dancer on stage had a soft, almost flabby ass.  There was a lot of that, but there were some hotties, too.  As you must expect in South Florida, the majority of the dancers were Cuban.  I saw no AA dancers.  I met the Asian dancer Kimmi, but clothed she looked old and chubby.  I also met dancers claiming Russian (from Siberia and some Asian hint to her features), Venezuelan, and a GND American.  They had some all natural spinners, but most girls had enhanced tops.  There are also at least two massage girls giving shoulder and neck massages at $20/song at your table and I enjoyed the hell out of mine.  There was TNF on the screens and some other sports.  Dancers wore kind of whatever they wanted.  I saw different types of dresses, lingerie, and lounge sets.  Mostly sexy club dresses.  The girls, on both stages, danced three sets.  First in their dress, then topless, and the third nude.  However, the dancing was mostly just standing there kind of swaying or walking around the stage.  The music was not overly loud and was just kind of in the background.  I could not tell you a single song that was played.  It was one girl at a time on the main stage at the beginning.  As the night got later and the club filled up, there were two girls on the main stage with two poles and one on the other stage.