If Zoe Saldana and EmRat had a love child

Lookers is the most blue collar of the three Fort Myers clubs, and only one of two worth talking about. This is a Hispanic leaning club, and BLOWS up with migrant construction workers after a hurricane. The most packed I ever saw this place was after Hurricane Irma, and it was nearly as packed tonight. The time after Hurricane Irma was standing room only. It was so crowded that accepting a lap dance from a girl was kind of a crap shoot, since you could barely look down to see her body as everyone was crammed together. Fire marshall's worst nightmare. The parking lot was so full that I almost gave up, but my curiosity got the better of me.

They were scanning your ID before you even got in the door, and it was a $10 cover. Every chair at every table was taken, with only a couple of seats at the bar. There are almost always more big-bottom hispanic women watching the door than at any other club. They all start waving and saying "hola, papi" as soon as you enter. I have learned to just smile and nod and speak strictly English, don't hint that I know Spanish. They wave you over, just hold up a hand to say "not now."

It's a smaller club. The stage is right in front of the door. A few tables and chairs scattered around the inside. A too small bar on the far wall. There are two lanes of lap dance chairs behind curtains on the opposite walls to the left of the door. The bathroom always has a troll in it. There are two champagne rooms to the right behind the bar. They have curtains, but are brightly lit with cameras. I once had a girl tell me the camera was broken and she would fuck me in there, but I passed.