Reviews

It is rare to find a club where the girls universally seem to enjoy being there, where the management is 100% on point without being intrusive, and that is not terribly expensive. This is…

After getting all worked up with no relief at Mons, I wandered over to 2001 Odyssey. Walking in, this club is incredibly brightly lit. Very few customers and not many dancers at 8pm.…

TL;DR: A high pressure no booze club. Probably fun with a group, but not too rewarding by yourself. The constant stream of dancers can drain your wallet quick. After getting a few drinks in…

The girl at the front desk was genuinely hot, but fully clothed. She advises you that it is fully nude, so no alcohol, one drink purchase minimum, and $10 cover. Walk in to…

TL;DR: Pasty bar with good happy hour pricing. Girls range from 6-9. Had low-mileage one-way touching good grinding/friction 2-for-1 dance from a 9. Decided to go through Tampa on my way…

IR is clearly located in a much less savory area than either Lido or Cheater's, but I never felt unsafe. The parking lot was packed, which I took to be a good sign.…

Cheaters was my first and last stop of the evening. The parking lot was half-full, and it seemed many of the cars were from spring breakers at nearby hotels. The clubs is located…

Lido was the second stop of my trip to Cape Canaveral. It is a big, plain, windowless building. Very easy to find, good signage, and plenty of parking that was mostly empty when…

Went here after there were too few, too ugly strippers for too many customers at Babe's. I few other custies from Babe's had the same idea. $5 cover, $5 beers. Every time…

I picked up a friend from the airport, who wanted to have a few drinks and see some titties on his way home. I decided to follow in Babe's since seemed to potential last…

Lookers is a weird place. Sometimes you can find a knockout 10 and not be able to beat the girls off with a stick, other times it is just an utter depressing waste. TL;DR.…

Thus was my first stop of the evening, around 9pm. It's a small place so parking fills up fast. There was $10 cover. It's a generally older crowd, which has its…