without a doubt, the most fun I have had in a while

Cheetah Pompano has a large parking lot which can fill up just from the after work crowd, as it had this evening. I wound up parking pretty far back. The doormen seemed to be dicks about me not opting for valet. They took a $10 cover and can fuck off.

Inside, it is a massive space, with 3-4 stages and multiple levels. It is almost overwhelming. The main, largest bar is in the front corner. It is an closed square with a stage in the middle. You have to give your tip to the bartender who gives it to the dancer and tells her who tipped her. The next stage is a small rectangle in the back left corner – I didn’t go back there. The third stage is in a raised section on the front right corner with another smaller bar. The main stage has two poles nad occupies the center rear of the club. VIP and private dance rooms are along the left wall behind the second stage. Tables are scattered throughout the club and many are reserved, some for particular patrons including Papi Chulo. ( immediately checked TUSCL to see what I could find and verified that it was not OUR Papi Chulo. There were definitely no PC-modes here.)

Except for the losers watching the lot outside, the staff is very friendly and helpful. Honestly, the waitstaff and bartenders were not that attractive, most of the women tending bar were over the hill, but they were fast and attentive. The bathroom does have a troll in the evening.