Underwhelming line-up
Every time I check into Looker's they've changed it, and every change is for the worse. There was a $5 cover when I got there, and a bathroom troll on duty. It looks and feels cheap and gaudy, like a South Beach bar than never updated since the 80s. It's also dirty, as if they bought the carpeting and furniture at a storage auction. Any semblance of a main center bar is gone. The only bar is short and pushed off to the side and back of the club. The backs of the chairs at the bar are so short that they are completely unusable. There is only one stage now, smaller than before and in the center of the club. They have filled up all the open space with tables and club chairs. They still have the two lap dance rooms on either side of club. The bench seats are more comfortable, but pretty brightly lit and not super private. The bartenders greeted me as soon as I got to the bar, but I waited nearly 10 minutes while they fiddled with the cash register. I tried to sit at the bar, but the aforementioned chairs changed my mind.
There were around six girls working. I met Jada. Tall, lean but not skinny, with nice handful natural breasts and a great personality. We talked for a bit. She was certain that we had met before, and seemed sincere about it. Her attitude more than her body inclined me to take a lap dance as soon as it was offered. Her two lap dances were full contact with plenty of grinding. She allowed free roaming of hands and even smelled amazing. Unfortunately her shift was ending, so there would be no opportunity to explore further. They did a stage walk right at seven, both the girls starting their shift and the ones leaving numbered maybe 10. Apart from Jada there were no dancers that I was attracted to. The DJ was also playing the worst Mexican hip hop and rap. I know you need to cater to your audience, but still it was killing me. I really enjoyed meeting Jada, but I had no reason to stick around.
This is the second time that I went to Looker's at shift change, and the dayshift girls leaving were more attractive than the evening shift coming on. Locals know not to go to Looker's during weekday shifts, because there is a notorious "Cuban Posse" that will cockblock every girl not in their clique while they try and sink their claws into your wallet. Although I have heard that Looker's has the best odds for mileage and attractive women, I was not seeing it yesterday evening. Maybe I'll have better luck next time.
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