Posts by TheOne&Only

Only Papi (too thin) and JS69 (too old) would be immune to her charms. http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article148005034.html

Remember when freedom, representative government, and self-determination were fashionable? Where the hell did we go wrong?

http://www.winknews.com/2017/04/30/woman-allegedly-agreed-to-swap-sex-for-25-fast-food/ Not even if we negotiated down to $10 and something of the dollar menu. Nopenopenope

Giver her the Shocker and make her call you "Daddy"

"You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body."

Of course, it has that pussy Darth Emo from "Girls" in it. I hope they bring back Darth Maul. The greatest ending ever would be for him to whip Darth Emo's ass and then cut off Mark Hamill's

There really is a specific phrase you can say to any woman, any where, at any time which will trigger all her hormones and make her undeniably horny. It's no guarantee that she's going to drop her panties and…

I did the Fort Myers circuit yesterday, which actually led to a couple of hot dancers. However, it was at Lookers -which many locals call Little Cuba- that I noticed a disturbing new trend. 99% of the dancers…

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ohio-cab-attack-672893 Okay, so a brother held a knife to your throat and you got robbed of $32. She definitely not fugly. I might, as a witness, decline to cooperate on the rape charge if she agreed to finish the

I'm sitting in a deep easy chair at a south Florida club known for its extras when a chubby blonde sits in my lap and rests her hand on my crotch. I knew from the get-go I wasn't interested.…

Heaven on Earth for lopaw, and maybe the rest of us PLs, too. Seriously, if you could wade through the hundreds of unshaved armpits, beer keg legs, flat asses and dirty looks; statistically there had to be dozens of…

Let's hope we all survive the weekend to come back and bash each other some more!