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My brain: "ah, fuck."

My body: "Please don't get up yet."

My penis: "This. Is. SPARTA!!!"

My strip club habits are pretty low-key. It has mostly been when I travel for work, or my wife is. out of town to visit family. Apart from that stupid cell phone incident…

Sometimes, but all too often, I mean to reject a review but absently hit publish instead.

Groups are for people who want to discuss items in a specific group or restricted access, whereas discussions is all public groups, which are front room, politics, and Tijuana; but NOT the dressing room,…

From an outside thread: "Yes, the 'make it rain' assholes piss me off. If I had I that kind of cash, I'd be up there copping feels all night long, one dollar at time."

That made…

After I mowed the lawn this morning, I asked my wife if she would edge the grass when she finished her coffee.

Later, I walked outside to her screaming at the lawn, "Don't you dare cum

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