Bad and pressure packed

I walked in, and was welcomed by two pear shaped piggos. And then who walked up? That one lady who looks like Meg Ryan 700 years from now. Not only is she drugged out of her mind, but she's pushy as fuck.

"THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE WAS I FAT???" Bitch I ain't fuckin' know. I don't actually give a fuck. "BUT IF I WAS LOOK HOW THIN NOW AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING?" Now I'm thinking about abandoning a beer and walking away. "BUT IF I'M THIN NOW THEN SAY SO YOU KNOW" And then I walked.

The pear shaped chicks were like "GOOD JOB CRAZYFACE HE WAS OUR ONLY CUSTOMER."