Hoops
48 W 33rd St New York, NY 10001

Not many dancers and not that hot

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Alimony
Apr 2, 2017, 7:20 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

The idea seems cool, but it's not that well executed. I walked in, paid cover (also good next door), and stepped inside. Only a handful of customers and maybe 4 or 5 dancers tops. One was on stage showing off awesome moves, but making no connection with audience members. It was as if she was just practicing pole dancing while she just so happened to be in a strip club. A blonde who wasn't fluent in English came over and said, "You want dance?" I don't need them to get to know me intimately, but I do like when they at least introduce themselves, so I politely declined and drank my beer.

There was one other woman I noticed who was kind of hot, but she just sat on a barstool and didn't engage with anyone, almost like a woman at a "normal" bar who doesn't really want to be approached. I guess I thought that type of attitude was discouraged in her line of work...? In any event, I finished my drink, took a glance at a nearby television (it's a sports bar, remember, and the Tournament was on), and chose to take off. Just wasn't a lot going on here. It was a Saturday, it was relatively speaking prime strip club time (11 pm-ish), and I figured there'd be a little something goin' on.

I was mistaken. Oh well.

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Not many dancers and not that hot