Kind of a weird daytime visit
I understand that if I choose to arrive on a Friday afternoon at 2 pm, there won't necessarily be a ton of sexy lay-days walking the floor/stage. I get that. But this was still a disappointing scene for a few reasons...allow me to explain.
First of all, there's only a $2 difference between daytime cover ($14 including non-alcoholic drink) and nighttime cover ($16 total). At many places, even in more expensive strip club markets like Vegas, the daytime shift is a bargain or perhaps even comped entry. At Choice, there's not much value for your off-prime visit. So be aware that you don't get any meaningful bang for your buck in the afternoon.
Then, there were I believe three dancers. A petite blond named Madison, a monstrously chesty brunette who I didn't get a chance to meet, and a curvaceous blonde with an accent. Because the blonde had big tits and a nice full-but-not-fat ass, I chose to retire to the back room with her and try my luck. Bad move. First, she complained about the workload as a pre-med student. Then, she complained about being celibate ever since starting school five full years ago. I'm thinking, "you're certainly foxy enough that some student should have asked you out, but I guess not, or something?" Then, she yelled at me when she moved her leg into my hand, which was by my side, shouting NO TOUCHING. Then she placed my hands on her breasts and let them wander as she grinded on me and imitated an orgasm. Then she complained more about school or something. Then, with my wiener decidedly flaccid, I decided to bring a stop to this war crime of a lap dance. The worst was over, I presumed.
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