Full service waiting to happen

Alright look...I got a hold of one of the dancers and asked her what's up. She told me to buy a $25 lap dance and she'd tell me. When we were in the back room, I asked her what she likes. She said, "I like a lot of things". I enumerated specific acts/positions I like, including ejaculation targets (face/mouth). She said, I like all of that.

So for $250 for a half hour, I did what I'd described and she ate it up (literally). I tried to entice Fallon, the curvy bartender who deals at Borgata, to join us. She said no...so even if you see a foxalicious bartender with tits to end all tits, don't bother. She won't party.

But the dancers will, my friends. The dancers will.