Reviews

I'll spare you a detailed description of the interior, but it's a U-shaped or horseshoe shaped bar, with a stage at one end and the bathrooms/dressing rooms at the other end. I'd expected a…

I took an Uber here from Center City, never really having hung out in this part of Philadelphia (I'm there from out of town twice a year). The first thing I noticed upon walking…

Never confuse activity with achievement. Red Room has 11 strippers worth of activity, but a total absence of achievement. I don't know if Rob if dead or something, but the "talent" is worse than if…

There is a new (or at least new to me in my ten years of visiting the Block) blonde with double Ds who works here. Towards the end of the night, I flirted with…

I walked upstairs at Jewel Box to be confronted by a peculiar sight. The liquor was all missing behind the bar, and there were large orange buckets around. A cleaning crew was scrubbing…

I walked in around 11 pm and saw the usual array of talent, or "talent". An aggressive AA dancer asked me if I wanted a dance before I'd even set my coat on the…

Entering Desire, I noticed a surplus of one thing right away: dudes. Can't begrudge that; after all, just means it's a popular place on a Saturday night. But I was hoping to see…

Remember Scarfneck McThroatCancer? The elderly woman who talked out of her voice box? Nothing against her...perfectly sweet lady. A fine bartender and a kind human being. But that said, I can't…

I've been coming to CP since 2007. The rule of thumb was, never before 8 pm. In what passed for the good ol days, I sometimes got FS way before 8 just to beat the…

This place is more Boss Hogg than Daisy Duke. Sure, they'll promise the sun the moon and the stars once you step behind the semi sheer drapery. But do you really want that? Bro I…

I walked in and paid $15 for free drinks. Yep, you read that right. You pay $15 and get two drink tickets, so I'll let you sort out whether that's a $15 cover that includes…

This is as provincial a club as I've ever seen. The dancers only approached locals, even though I tipped stage dances at a more than acceptable rate, but they don't personally know me. The guys…