Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, WI. Friday night. Sort of going downtown in the Harbor View neighborhood. Parking lot is real tight and a pain in the ass to back out of onto a busy street, but I found a spot. Walk on in. Hispanic dude at the front. ID check, $10 cover. In you go. Directly ahead is the bar. Left side is the stage area and lots of seating. Going right is the lap dance booths. You could see in passing by from the front but from the sides pretty private, it goes pretty deep in there. On the whole the club is pretty nice I would say. Most customers looked to be groups of hisapnic guys. Dancers. I thought it was a lesser lineup. Mostly black and hisnpaic, one white. Mostly chunky and average body types. Some fake stuff in here. Age range 20's-40's. Talent range most girls 5's I would say. One chick I saw at the bar was some Serbian chick. Friendly chick, nice face, probably late 30's, 40 around. I took her for a test dance. $25 a song. (VIP is $275 half hour) She was voluptous so I wanted to take her for a spin, one of the things, the body not as great up close with the clothes off and the boobs fake. She's gotta get in the gym. She said supposed to one way contact. But she let me do two way, no nipple sucking or anything like that though. Nobody fucks with you during the dances.

Well, this place was a waste of an evening. Decided to check out a place that was new to me while traveling through for work. Had to drive around a bit to find parking in the tiny lot when someone pulled out. Was surprised then when I got in and the place was basically empty. Inside is nothing fancy but also not uncomfortable. Just your usual Wisconsin bar. Security was surprisingly rough getting in seeing as there was literally nothing going on once I got in. But the guy made sure to keep a sharp eye on me anyway, probably because there was no one else there to watch. While I was there I saw three girls dance. I will be kind and just say that these were not the cream of the Milwaukee crop. Only one of the three even knew how to move on stage and she was the least pretty of the three - overweight but okay. The other girls were a cute blonde and an okay brunette who just swayed disinterested on stage. I went up to the first one and tipped her and asked her for some company when she was done. Instead, she went back to the dressing room and never came back out while I was there. After drinking my midpriced beer, I decided I didn't want to sit and be stared at by the security guard anymore, so I left without even trying a dance. Can't say I regreted that after seeing how little interest the three girls that night had on stage.

My visit was 7:30-8:40 pm, and then I returned from 10:00 -11:00. The place is on 1st St. at the corner of National. There is a Cousins subs parking lot on the corner which you probably shouldn't use, and the club has its own small parking lot. Most probably, you'll need to park on the street. Admission charge was $10 and I was wanded (at entry both times). No temperature check or masks. A drink was $6. Pre-Covid, this was a good place for food with a varied menu (The building’s signage even mentions foods.). I came in hungry, and was going to order food (as I had done on my last visit, pre-COVID) but was disappointed to be told that kitchen is closed, and has been closed since COVID. The music volume was moderate, and the light intensity was moderately dark. The club is spacious with a high ceiling and the walls have wood paneling. As you enter, straight ahead is the well-stocked bar (with TVs). To the left are the dancing stage and floor seating area with several round tables with 4 comfortable chairs around each. Also, a door to the "champagne rooms" was accessible from the area where tables were. To the right are 5 video gaming machines, then 6 booths with translucent curtains, followed by the men's room, to which the door was propped open. Rest room was nicer than at most clubs, with doors on the stalls. The stage area has quite a few flashing lights and strobe lights, enough to bother you if you are sensitive. The dancing stage is higher than at most clubs, but if the dancer is laying down they are at eye level or just above. Stage extends to the side of the building, but only the pole nearest the entrance was in use during my visit. The stage was occupied 67% of the time. There were 2—5 customers. Dancers were white more than AA, and there were 3 of them earlier, up to 7 later on. Looks: from 4—8, and averaging on the thick side. All did 2 songs on stage and were topless by the second one. G-strings or bottoms kept on. At the stage you'll get boobs-in-face for tips. Some dancers might drape their legs over customer shoulders. In contrast to what I’d seen at TJ’s PRE-COVID, some of the dancers, mainly the heavier ones, would sit on customers' laps at the tables and would dance on them, as long as they were being showered with dollar bills the whole while. In these out-in-the open dances, they were allowing plenty of touching and groping of all areas except the V. That feature largely reduces the motivation to go into a booth for a ‘private’ dance (which isn't private at all but is monitored by video camera). I discovered it’s likely to get more mileage at your table tipping 40 ($1s) than in a booth: no cameras are aimed at the tables area! Overall, more touching is allowed than at Silk, and for heavy tippers--it can be like Rickey's. Dance Sheet: Jade--blonde, slim, small boobs and very tattooed on belly, butt, thighs Sophia--white, brunette, has worked here 5 months Alannah--white, buxom plumper, brunette hair down to butt, danced at tables a lot Aura-- white, light brown hair, plump, has danced here 3 yr, nice stage contact One slim, light-skinned AA Mesmerize--dark-skinned AA, tall, medium build, danced here for 5 weeks Carmen--thick, light-skinned AA, big boobs, has danced at Silk Prices for services: $25 for a dance in a booth; champagne room quoted $275/ half hour. Conclusion: I may come back if in the area, for something different. Rules seem looser than at some places and similar to some others.

First time visit to Texas Jays. Small parking lot, had about 5 cars in it and looked like it could hold 12 cars tops. Cover was $10, got wanded by the desk guy. Place was pretty dead at midnight, but I guess that is not surprising for a Wednesday night. There was a handful of people inside, place felt very safe. 5 dancers were working, 2x AA, 3 White. The ladies barely got their tits out during the stage portion and did a tip walk after their set. I will say 4 out 5 of the ladies were pretty friendly and nice. One with a butch haircut did not seem like she wanted to be there and pretty much ignored us. One of the other white girls Bubbles, was clearly on something and seemed like she was on another planet. Drinks were fairly expensive, a tall Jack and coke + beer was something like $18. Don't expect a lot of value in the drinks. I think I spend maybe $60 on drinks for me and my girl and another $60 on singles for tipping. Also for being not busy at all, the bartender was a PITA to get her attention. Didn't do any private dances and no one ever offered. Not my worst strip club experience, but I don't think I'll be visiting again anytime soon.

This is a former all black club that was taken over by a group of guys that own restaurants/pubs and another club up north. Microscopic packed in parking lot. (slots are at an angle so when leaving i had to backup all the way out to the street) Cover 10 dollars. temp taken at the front register. have to wear a mask when you are walking around but when you are at a bar or doing dances or vip you don't need a mask. drinks average bar prices. bartender very nice and attentive. skunky beer, but not their fault. owner was there and seemed nice. a fat nerdy guy, not a guido jerk that you normally see. girls on stage but not really dancing. more like practicing dancing. it was kinda lame. also placement of everything makes it hard to watch the tiny stage. it's more like an afterthought over on the left. Girls are very aggressive here; within 2 mins i got with a younger one i had nothing in common with. 25 bucks a dance, but i tipped the host and tipped the girl a 20. right away i knew i needed to go. i had to keep my hands at my side which killed the mood. i don't brutalize the women but i also dont like to feel like i'm a kidnapping victim tied to a chair. OH, dance area is tiny along the back wall and has a chair and a curtain. so i basically waited for the time to run out to get out of there and the dancer ditched me saying she wanted to talk to a friend for a second. Got back to the bar and looked at my watch. a blonde in her 30s came by with some horrible implants. the kind with scars right down the middle. horrible shape she had a nice personality so i did 2 dances and she said 5 bucks more for touching. so that's 60 bucks + because i just gave her all my singles too. the dance was higher mileage but i just felt uncomfortable there. i was kinda ticked off about being ripped off the first time and couldn't shake it. chugged my beer and decided it was time to go. i stood up and turned around and there's an off duty police officer standing right behind me in the middle of the floor with cuffs and a gun and everything. really not needed when there's 5 dudes in the whole place. Won't be going back cover 10usd drinks regular bar prices dances 25 usd vip half hour 275

Stopped by Texas Jays since I had never been there before. OTB and Silk Downtown are the only 2 MKE area clubs I've been to. This place is def more bar feel than club feel compared to OTB and Silk. Kind of reminds me of a small town club. The cover was $10 when I went in around 11pm. Once you enter, to the left is the stage, and to the right is the bar. The place was super slow. Prob around 3 other patrons, with about 6 to 8 dancers. The stage had dancers about 50% of the time. Most showed tits, but nothing more than that. They do have a tip walk, which was kind of surprising given the previous reviews of this place. Mask is not required if youre at the bar or stage. Lap dances are $25. There are cameras in each booth, and the bartender has a view of every single booths in clear sight. And so did I, I can see the monitor from where I was sitting at the bar. Despite the cameras, it was 2 way touch with this tall spinner. Not sure if its standard, so YMMV. I did tip the lap dance booth troll, and had been tipping the bartender (bottled beer was 6 bucks I think), so maybe that's why they let it slide. Don't know if there is a VIP, since no one brought it up. The dancers ranged from 4 to 6. Not great talents imo. Not sure if I'll return... OTB, albeit more expensive, is worth it. Silk, albeit less hands on, is more fun as a drinking joint.