Alimony

A born monger

Reviews by Alimony

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  2 years ago
  Circus Bar

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Circus is on the way back!

  I'll spare you a detailed description of the interior, but it's a U-shaped or horseshoe shaped bar, with a stage at one end and the bathrooms/dressing rooms at the other end. I'd expected...
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  2 years ago

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  funonthaside
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  5 years ago
  Cheerleaders Philadelphia

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  A so-so time on a Saturday night

  I took an Uber here from Center City, never really having hung out in this part of Philadelphia (I'm there from out of town twice a year). The first thing I noticed upon...
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  5 years ago

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  Alimony
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  6 years ago
  Red Room

  Baltimore, Maryland
  As Hall of Famer John Wooden said...

  Never confuse activity with achievement. Red Room has 11 strippers worth of activity, but a total absence of achievement. I don't know if Rob if dead or something, but the "talent" is worse than...
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  6 years ago

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  Alimony
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  6 years ago
  Club Harem

  Baltimore, Maryland
  My first no-show on the Block

  There is a new (or at least new to me in my ten years of visiting the Block) blonde with double Ds who works here. Towards the end of the night, I flirted...
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  6 years ago

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  Alias10
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  6 years ago
  Jewel Box

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Probably closing or...something?

  I walked upstairs at Jewel Box to be confronted by a peculiar sight. The liquor was all missing behind the bar, and there were large orange buckets around. A cleaning crew was...
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  6 years ago

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  fred56
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  6 years ago
  Red Room

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Poor customer treatment and low employee loyalty

  I walked in around 11 pm and saw the usual array of talent, or "talent". An aggressive AA dancer asked me if I wanted a dance before I'd even set my coat on...
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  6 years ago

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  Jackmd
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  6 years ago
  Desire

  Providence, Rhode Island
  Not enough floor walking for my tastes

  Entering Desire, I noticed a surplus of one thing right away: dudes. Can't begrudge that; after all, just means it's a popular place on a Saturday night. But I was hoping to...
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  6 years ago

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  vajmon
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  6 years ago
  Jewel Box

  Baltimore, Maryland
  New Staff Upstairs

  Remember Scarfneck McThroatCancer? The elderly woman who talked out of her voice box? Nothing against her...perfectly sweet lady. A fine bartender and a kind human being. But that said, I...
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  6 years ago

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  DDC4
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  6 years ago
  Club Pussycat

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Too sad even for me

  I've been coming to CP since 2007. The rule of thumb was, never before 8 pm. In what passed for the good ol days, I sometimes got FS way before 8 just to beat...
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  6 years ago

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  groundball
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  6 years ago
  Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

  Milwaukee, Wisconsin
  Pigs who promise what you don't want them to deliver

  This place is more Boss Hogg than Daisy Duke. Sure, they'll promise the sun the moon and the stars once you step behind the semi sheer drapery. But do you really want that? Bro...
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  6 years ago
  Delilah's Den Atlantic City

  Atlantic City, New Jersey
  Full menu clearly available

  I walked in and paid $15 for free drinks. Yep, you read that right. You pay $15 and get two drink tickets, so I'll let you sort out whether that's a $15 cover that...
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  5 years ago

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  oriole1
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  6 years ago
  Delilah's

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Sorry for not being from Philadelphia!

  This is as provincial a club as I've ever seen. The dancers only approached locals, even though I tipped stage dances at a more than acceptable rate, but they don't personally know me. The...
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  6 years ago

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  Darkblue999
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  6 years ago
  Club Harem

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Spinners and druggies

  Saturday Dec. 8 was a little light all over the Block, with only a fraction of the dancers typically available up and down the entire street. I noticed two things about Club Harem...
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  6 years ago

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  mafeditor
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  6 years ago
  Crazy Horse Cabaret

  Port Allen, Louisiana
  Standoffish dancers

  I walked in and didn't dig the vibe right away. I thought it was too brightly lit, and the girl who took my $8 cover wasn't terribly friendly. Things didn't really improve from there. I...
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  6 years ago
  Jewel Box

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Different Situation at Jewel Box than I recalled

  OK, let's talk about Jewel Box for a minute. I started off upstairs, just in case hell had frozen over and there was worthwhile action up there. I might have known better;...
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  6 years ago

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  mobilegreycat
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  6 years ago
  Red Room

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Downward trend

  You ever hear the phrase, "Never let 'em see you sweat"? Suffice to say, all Rob did tonight was let us see him sweat. Allow me to elaborate... I walked in at 9:30. Normally, Rob's...
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  6 years ago

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  zero100
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  6 years ago
  Delilah's

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Disappointing evening shift turnover

  Here's my strategy: arrive at 6:50 pm, pay six bucks, eat comped dinner, and let the daytime dumpies finish their shift. No sooner have you finished supper than the Friday night lights dancers show...
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  6 years ago

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  Darkblue999
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  7 years ago
  Red Room

  Baltimore, Maryland
  My Rob Has Forsaken Me

  Once upon a time, where Rob went, jizz also followed. You could always rely on that man skank for some quality Block Tang, even when other places were bereft at best. It brings me great...
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  7 years ago

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  zero100
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  7 years ago
  Circus Bar

  Baltimore, Maryland
  I Keep Giving This Place A Chance...

  Look, I'm sorry. I really am. But I keep hoping that one day this place will be full of sexy sluts and we can all have a grand old time. But it just isn't...
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  7 years ago

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  zero100
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  7 years ago
  Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Low Mileage Hotties

  Look, this is the hottest selection of Charm City Tang. You can either come here for the low mileage and hot looks, or go elsewhere on the Block for low looks and high...
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  7 years ago

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  Ryangto
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  7 years ago
  Circus Bar

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Bartender Or Nothing...go With Nothing

  I used to like this place because they had a chesty as hell bartender who overcame their piss poor dancers. AND she fucked. Now, they have a less hot bartender who doesn't...
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  7 years ago

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  SCPandit
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  7 years ago
  Chez Joey

  Baltimore, Maryland
  One Dancer (who They Shouted At And Was Gross)

  I walked in and was surrounded by locals and staff. By staff, I do not mean dancers. They had to scream KELLY!!!! CUSTOMER!!!! I'll grant that it was pre-9pm, but...
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  7 years ago

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  groundball
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  7 years ago
  Delilah's

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Not the hottest but...

  I rolled in at 6 pm, and paid just a 6 dollar cover. On one hand, you're not gonna get their hottest dancers at this time; think 6's with a couple 8's thrown...
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  7 years ago
  Colonie Lounge

  Buffalo, New York
  Same ol' same ol'

  I'm from this town originally, and back in my day we went across the border. But in days of yore, they didn't want a license a passport your first born and a pot...