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Red Room

Baltimore, MD

ROB IS BACK, BABY!

Yes, you read that right! Rob was working behind the bar and he was his old jovial self, like nothing had changed. He had a few 5s, a couple 6s and 7s, and one 8…

1 yr ago6

Circus Bar

Baltimore, MD

Circus is on the way back!

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I'll spare you a detailed description of the interior, but it's a U-shaped or horseshoe shaped bar, with a stage at one end and the bathrooms/dressing rooms at the other end. I'd expected a…

3 yrs ago5

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

A so-so time on a Saturday night

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I took an Uber here from Center City, never really having hung out in this part of Philadelphia (I'm there from out of town twice a year). The first thing I noticed upon walking…

7 yrs ago3

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

As Hall of Famer John Wooden said...

★★★★★★★2.3/10

Never confuse activity with achievement. Red Room has 11 strippers worth of activity, but a total absence of achievement. I don't know if Rob if dead or something, but the "talent" is worse than if…

7 yrs ago2

Club Harem

Baltimore, MD

My first no-show on the Block

★★★★★★★4.0/10

There is a new (or at least new to me in my ten years of visiting the Block) blonde with double Ds who works here. Towards the end of the night, I flirted with…

7 yrs ago2

Jewel Box

Baltimore, MD

Probably closing or...something?

★★★★★★1.0/10

I walked upstairs at Jewel Box to be confronted by a peculiar sight. The liquor was all missing behind the bar, and there were large orange buckets around. A cleaning crew was scrubbing…

7 yrs ago2

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

Poor customer treatment and low employee loyalty

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I walked in around 11 pm and saw the usual array of talent, or "talent". An aggressive AA dancer asked me if I wanted a dance before I'd even set my coat on the…

7 yrs ago1

Desire

Providence, RI

Not enough floor walking for my tastes

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Entering Desire, I noticed a surplus of one thing right away: dudes. Can't begrudge that; after all, just means it's a popular place on a Saturday night. But I was hoping to see…

7 yrs ago2

Jewel Box

Baltimore, MD

New Staff Upstairs

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Remember Scarfneck McThroatCancer? The elderly woman who talked out of her voice box? Nothing against her...perfectly sweet lady. A fine bartender and a kind human being. But that said, I can't…

7 yrs ago1

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, MD

Too sad even for me

★★★★★★1.3/10

I've been coming to CP since 2007. The rule of thumb was, never before 8 pm. In what passed for the good ol days, I sometimes got FS way before 8 just to beat the…

7 yrs ago1

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, WI

Pigs who promise what you don't want them to deliver

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This place is more Boss Hogg than Daisy Duke. Sure, they'll promise the sun the moon and the stars once you step behind the semi sheer drapery. But do you really want that? Bro I…

7 yrs ago

Delilah's Den Atlantic City

Atlantic City, NJ

Full menu clearly available

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I walked in and paid $15 for free drinks. Yep, you read that right. You pay $15 and get two drink tickets, so I'll let you sort out whether that's a $15 cover that includes…

7 yrs ago1

Delilah's

Philadelphia, PA

Sorry for not being from Philadelphia!

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

This is as provincial a club as I've ever seen. The dancers only approached locals, even though I tipped stage dances at a more than acceptable rate, but they don't personally know me. The guys…

7 yrs ago2

Club Harem

Baltimore, MD

Spinners and druggies

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Saturday Dec. 8 was a little light all over the Block, with only a fraction of the dancers typically available up and down the entire street. I noticed two things about Club Harem that…

7 yrs ago1

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, LA

Standoffish dancers

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I walked in and didn't dig the vibe right away. I thought it was too brightly lit, and the girl who took my $8 cover wasn't terribly friendly. Things didn't really improve from there. I noticed…

7 yrs ago

Jewel Box

Baltimore, MD

Different Situation at Jewel Box than I recalled

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

OK, let's talk about Jewel Box for a minute. I started off upstairs, just in case hell had frozen over and there was worthwhile action up there. I might have known better; at…

8 yrs ago2

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

Downward trend

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

You ever hear the phrase, "Never let 'em see you sweat"? Suffice to say, all Rob did tonight was let us see him sweat. Allow me to elaborate... I walked in at 9:30. Normally, Rob's ladies…

8 yrs ago2

Delilah's

Philadelphia, PA

Disappointing evening shift turnover

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Here's my strategy: arrive at 6:50 pm, pay six bucks, eat comped dinner, and let the daytime dumpies finish their shift. No sooner have you finished supper than the Friday night lights dancers show up.…

8 yrs ago2

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

My Rob Has Forsaken Me

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Once upon a time, where Rob went, jizz also followed. You could always rely on that man skank for some quality Block Tang, even when other places were bereft at best. It brings me great shame…

8 yrs ago2

Circus Bar

Baltimore, MD

I Keep Giving This Place A Chance...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Look, I'm sorry. I really am. But I keep hoping that one day this place will be full of sexy sluts and we can all have a grand old time. But it just isn't meant…

8 yrs ago2

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, MD

Low Mileage Hotties

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Look, this is the hottest selection of Charm City Tang. You can either come here for the low mileage and hot looks, or go elsewhere on the Block for low looks and high high…

8 yrs ago5

Circus Bar

Baltimore, MD

Bartender Or Nothing...go With Nothing

★★★★★★★2.7/10

I used to like this place because they had a chesty as hell bartender who overcame their piss poor dancers. AND she fucked. Now, they have a less hot bartender who doesn't fuck,…

8 yrs ago2

Chez Joey

Baltimore, MD

One Dancer (who They Shouted At And Was Gross)

★★★★★★★2.3/10

I walked in and was surrounded by locals and staff. By staff, I do not mean dancers. They had to scream KELLY!!!! CUSTOMER!!!! I'll grant that it was pre-9pm, but only…

8 yrs ago2

Delilah's

Philadelphia, PA

Not the hottest but...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I rolled in at 6 pm, and paid just a 6 dollar cover. On one hand, you're not gonna get their hottest dancers at this time; think 6's with a couple 8's thrown in.…

8 yrs ago

Colonie Lounge

Buffalo, NY

Same ol' same ol'

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I'm from this town originally, and back in my day we went across the border. But in days of yore, they didn't want a license a passport your first born and a pot of…

8 yrs ago