Reviews by Alimony

Yes, you read that right! Rob was working behind the bar and he was his old jovial self, like nothing had changed. He had a few 5s, a couple 6s and 7s, and one 8…

I'll spare you a detailed description of the interior, but it's a U-shaped or horseshoe shaped bar, with a stage at one end and the bathrooms/dressing rooms at the other end. I'd expected a…

I took an Uber here from Center City, never really having hung out in this part of Philadelphia (I'm there from out of town twice a year). The first thing I noticed upon walking…

Never confuse activity with achievement. Red Room has 11 strippers worth of activity, but a total absence of achievement. I don't know if Rob if dead or something, but the "talent" is worse than if…

There is a new (or at least new to me in my ten years of visiting the Block) blonde with double Ds who works here. Towards the end of the night, I flirted with…

I walked upstairs at Jewel Box to be confronted by a peculiar sight. The liquor was all missing behind the bar, and there were large orange buckets around. A cleaning crew was scrubbing…

I walked in around 11 pm and saw the usual array of talent, or "talent". An aggressive AA dancer asked me if I wanted a dance before I'd even set my coat on the…

Entering Desire, I noticed a surplus of one thing right away: dudes. Can't begrudge that; after all, just means it's a popular place on a Saturday night. But I was hoping to see…

Remember Scarfneck McThroatCancer? The elderly woman who talked out of her voice box? Nothing against her...perfectly sweet lady. A fine bartender and a kind human being. But that said, I can't…

I've been coming to CP since 2007. The rule of thumb was, never before 8 pm. In what passed for the good ol days, I sometimes got FS way before 8 just to beat the…

This place is more Boss Hogg than Daisy Duke. Sure, they'll promise the sun the moon and the stars once you step behind the semi sheer drapery. But do you really want that? Bro I…

I walked in and paid $15 for free drinks. Yep, you read that right. You pay $15 and get two drink tickets, so I'll let you sort out whether that's a $15 cover that includes…

This is as provincial a club as I've ever seen. The dancers only approached locals, even though I tipped stage dances at a more than acceptable rate, but they don't personally know me. The guys…

Saturday Dec. 8 was a little light all over the Block, with only a fraction of the dancers typically available up and down the entire street. I noticed two things about Club Harem that…

I walked in and didn't dig the vibe right away. I thought it was too brightly lit, and the girl who took my $8 cover wasn't terribly friendly. Things didn't really improve from there. I noticed…

OK, let's talk about Jewel Box for a minute. I started off upstairs, just in case hell had frozen over and there was worthwhile action up there. I might have known better; at…

You ever hear the phrase, "Never let 'em see you sweat"? Suffice to say, all Rob did tonight was let us see him sweat. Allow me to elaborate... I walked in at 9:30. Normally, Rob's ladies…

Here's my strategy: arrive at 6:50 pm, pay six bucks, eat comped dinner, and let the daytime dumpies finish their shift. No sooner have you finished supper than the Friday night lights dancers show up.…

Once upon a time, where Rob went, jizz also followed. You could always rely on that man skank for some quality Block Tang, even when other places were bereft at best. It brings me great shame…

Look, I'm sorry. I really am. But I keep hoping that one day this place will be full of sexy sluts and we can all have a grand old time. But it just isn't meant…

Look, this is the hottest selection of Charm City Tang. You can either come here for the low mileage and hot looks, or go elsewhere on the Block for low looks and high high…

I used to like this place because they had a chesty as hell bartender who overcame their piss poor dancers. AND she fucked. Now, they have a less hot bartender who doesn't fuck,…

I walked in and was surrounded by locals and staff. By staff, I do not mean dancers. They had to scream KELLY!!!! CUSTOMER!!!! I'll grant that it was pre-9pm, but only…

I rolled in at 6 pm, and paid just a 6 dollar cover. On one hand, you're not gonna get their hottest dancers at this time; think 6's with a couple 8's thrown in.…

I'm from this town originally, and back in my day we went across the border. But in days of yore, they didn't want a license a passport your first born and a pot of…