Comments by TheNakedBachelor

I used to run 5k to half-marathons. Saw many 9-10s. I also like to cut a rug on the dance-floor, with 9-10s. I never question where they get those bodies. I know. I *do* question why I still go to SC's and AMP's for 5-6's when I'm a respectable 7-8. I suppose it's easier to fork over $60 than actually *ask*.

PS - *almost* done...I wish this girl had a profile on TUSCL. I'd love to read her side of the story in one or two parts. I'm sure it would enlighten some...entertain others.

My apologies to the regs for reviving NecroThread. I was drunk. I barely remember it. But I did it. The OP pissed me off and I came all up in it like a Pledge in Matriculation. My bad. That being said, Bavarian, either ask this girl to (flash her pussy in VIP, meet you OTC, or just fucking MARRY YOU) or find a different girl. You've spent enough time and money on your obsession with this girl (10K in 12 mos by your own confession). If I provide that much of a girl's taxable income in one year, she better damn well be DEDUCTABLE (ie my WIFE!) I'm done with this thread.

Dude, I can't believe she didn't tell you to find a different girl a long, long time ago. She may have been your "CF" for 6 mos, but you wouldn't have been my "CF" custie for a week! You have absolutely nothing nice to say about this girl, I hardly believe you had nothing nice to say to her in PVT other than "Nice cameltoe!" I've had some crazy dances from girls I showed some real appreciation. (You'll be surprised what even conservative girls will do if you show them some appreciation). The only appreciation you showed this girl in six months is how you "did NOT" appreciate her style, or the best bikini she could afford. I've also had some pretty tame dances from girls I showed some real appreciation. Maybe she was lame. Maybe I wasn't her type. But she didn't have to tell me 6 months later to find a different girl. I paid her and said, "thank-you, that was awesome" and got a better dance from someone more my speed. Save some harsh words for yourself, and find a different girl.

"Women who work in showclubs are sleazeballs doing sleazeball things for money." #1 You went there to see and do "sleazeball things" for money...and you PAID money (which has worth) so (at the time) you thought it was "worth" it and you thought the Women "worthy" of it. #2 You "raised" your standards of "worth" when you realized even strippers don't sell "emotions" for money. You, on the other hand, thought "emotions" could be bought for money. Who, I ask you, has the higher standard of "worth"? #3 We at TUSCL and the women who entertain us, can never agree 100% on the "worth" of that entertainment, but we're all willing to buy and sell it for a mutually negotiated price. And we all enjoy ourselves for 15 minutes for $xxx. Maybe that makes us "sleazeballs." #4 But YOU sir, want to buy and sell SOULS for $xxx. That makes you the Devil Himself. Congratulations on your last "Lame Post" you Devil, You.

Remember, friends don't let friends fry bacon naked. Enjoy responsibly.

@Ilbi - If I'm at the rail, or the girl's in my lap, I'm tipping, even if I didn't invite them over. Most of the girls know this. The rare goose attacks when I'm minding my own business in the back, finishing my last beer. Usually hustling one more dance, but I haven't seen them all night. :/ @farmer - Thanks, pal. That's why they fly south and s*** all over our waterfronts. Rats-of-the-air is about right!

Duck, duck, goose at the club? I'll get right on that...

The busty sales girl at Gander Mountain told me it was a duck call. I forgot man-rule #53: Don't buy your man-things from a girl. Now a beaver call...I might break 35% (depending on the club/locale)!

I always thought duck meat was a bit chewy...now I know.

^^^LOL! If only I had a suit!

Hah! Yeah. Full-nude clubs. 3-song, handsy 2way stage-sets with generous personal viewership for the generous tipper. I think the girls deserve *that* much in this environment. And dollars usually only get you a brief Stevie or pussy-flash. Can't tip 'em all, so I sit just outside the action with a cold one and hit the stage for my faves. Double-tip is an invite to come see me & I'll spend some $$$ on her in the back. I need to tweek my system though. Only works 35% of the time.

Gr8 find! LMFAO when I first read this! Had to share the link with my SC buddies and some of the girls that SC with us. Laughs all around. The men laughed harder though. ;)

Thanks mjx01 and Dolfan. Little trip to MSPaint fixed the size issue without reducing the quality.

Tried several times over the last month to add a .jpg for a profile pic with the same "Invalid Photo" error. Can't find anywhere here that stipulates size or ratio requirements. (Mine is 16:9 and 1.7Mb) Anyone know the specific reqs?

You'd like the Midwest. In my state we grow two things: corn, and strippers. If you don't know a civie that doubles as a dancer, you're prolly not from around here. And chances are she likes to shoot guns, hunt, camp, off-road and fish. (And she prolly has a red-neck boyfriend with a gun so don't get any ideas).

@Papi RE: The Lumberyard in Iowa There are two of them, actually, the first in Des Moines, LY2 in Cedar Rapids. I love the radio ad as well "Where real men go to get their wood!" Funnier still, just down the street from LY2 is "Woody's Showclub" which opened a few years before that. If you drive down I-380 there is a billboard for "Woody's" right next to the "Peterbilt" billboard. That alone is funnier than the names of the competing clubs combined!

Met more than one dancer in and outside the club that was working her hustle elsewhere in town waiting for LY2 to reopen after remodeling. It's a been a fave spot for dancers and customers locally and in Iowa for a long time. It's always struck me as an open-minded place for a wide variety of dancers and customers. The dancers come in every ethnicity, attitude and body-type, and damn near every one is busy (at least on weekends). It's also the most female and couple-friendly club I know of. Been here 2-3 times with a dozen friends with an even mix of guys and gals, and the dancers did a pretty good job of making everyone welcome (and scooping up a few $50/song couples dances).

Also my club of choice in CR. Something for everybody. Check. Drop a little extra for a little extra. Check. Friendly girls. Check. (But it *is* a strip club, and most of the girls are "friendly" for a $, moreso for $$, but you already know this, so tip them well. Most of them will return the favor). Relaxed atmosphere... Most nights. Weekends get a bit crazy but if you play it cool, look for your girl, complement her with a tip, she'll thank you in a much quieter room.