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11 years ago
You all fucked up boy. I ain't got no time to read all that shit. What need's to change is your attitude mutherfucker.
That and you are seriously in need of a breath mint.
Change is a comming my brutha's
Juice Crew United (themz some crazy mutherfuckers! oh my)
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11 years ago
Fuck you Mojodumbshit! I don't need your fucking permission to do shit. This here's the Wild Wild West and I'll do as I dam well please so fuck off.
As to the rest of yall mutherfuckers you think the "skanky-old-douch-cat" is something special? Well I got news for ya he ain't nuthin but a cranky old limp dick just slightly higher in the pussy chain than that whiny retarded cunt dougster.
Wouldn't surprise me to find out that douch cat is actually little cumsacks daddy they both obviously hail from the shallow end of the gene pool.
But WTF I ain't got me no time fo this shit now cause big ass nigger things are in the air mutherfuckers big ass Juicy things is a headed our way yesseree
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11 years ago
Yo retard I gotta use the vernacular that a sperm receptacle such as you can understand but I'm moving on now because you bore me. Besides I gots me bigger things to do like managing the ascension of my Juicy boy to the throne of this crazyass place.
Now don't you worry none retard I gots plans fo you too in this brave new world. Just like the tool you are you're gonna get used.
Stay Tuned TUSCLers change is a coming and da Juice Box he's a bringing it.
Can I get an AMEN? AMEN!
All praise the Juice Box! AMEN!
Juice Crew United (themz some crazy mutherfuckers! Oh my!)
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
"My ass is free! The story of Dougster an ass pony wanna be"
It's a said said tail of a Pathetic Looser's search for ass love'n
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11 years ago
"WTF Looks like I..."
Shut da fuck up you little dick sucking moron. Did your crack whore mama pass out again? Is that how come you gots da time to be sewing your puke all over this place?
Well I got news for you and your baggy ass, actually speaking of baggy asses I've been meaning to ask you something. They say that when you take as much dick up your ass pipe as you do on a regular basis that you get to where you no longer have control of your shit. Is that why you say the retarded things you do, because your asshole is so stretched out you just can't control it any more? Lord knows that the stupid ass shit you come up with sho do stink that much is fo sho...
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11 years ago
Swallow that spunk before you talk Dougster-boy we can't understand you with dick in your mouth.
Yo mamma, rest her soul, now that bitch could talk with dick in her mouth. You gotta keep practicing boy.
Juice Crew United (oh my!)
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11 years ago
Thus sayeth his highness the Prince of Juiciness!!!
Juice Crew United (oh my!)
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11 years ago
I consulted the index of the Book of Juice and looked up the definition of "disease ridden used up humorless old grey haired pussy" and it said "See Shadowcat."
That was curious so I looked up "skanky old douch bag" and it said "Listen mutherfucker I said see Shadowcat."
Still not satisfied I looked up "feebleminded limp dicked ancient poser" and it said "see Shadowcat ya dumb fuck."
Thus sayeth the Book of Juice!
Juice Crew United (them's some krazy mutherfuckers - oh my!)
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11 years ago
Lunch Box King in da house and I'm here to tell you dat I ain't no mutherfuckingbody but LBK and you can take that to the bank!!!
Im tired of all dis talking bout me being dis or dat and I'm here to tell all you all mutherfuckers once and for all that I am LBK.
Me and my Juicy Box we're gonna tear this mutherfucking place a new asshole and then were going to make this place whistle Dixie.
Hey where's my little Dougster faggot? Get over here boy and make yourself useful. Come lick the sweat off your daddy's balls like a good little faggot boy.
Ahhhhhh you keep that up boy and I might just let you suck Alucard's asshole again. Damn you are gonna make some man a nice girlfriend. Now open wide...
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11 years ago
Yo snackboxfaggot, go brush your mutherguckn teeth to breath still smell like my goddamed ass. You better pay close attention to that tongue after sticking it way all up in my shit hole but boy did that feel good like only a little faggot can make an asshole feel.
Now get up off those knees and do what the LBK done told you. Hurry up before I gets me my belt out and lay a strap across your faggoty ass.
Heh Heh Heh
Juice Crew United
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11 years ago
JCU - Juice Crew United
Crazy Muthafuckas
Heh, Heh, Heh (oh my!)
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11 years ago
That's better! Now your falling back into line like the spineless little girl you really are. That's much better dougster. It's just like the way you drop to your knees and open your mouth wide to suck dick without needing to be reminded that you are nothing more than a cum receptacle. Good girl. I'll reward you later by letting you lick my asshole clean.
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11 years ago
Got news for you fuckwad you don't know shit. Oh you may smell like shit, look like shit and have a skull full of shit but that's the extent of it for you I'm afraid because your days of mouthing off like the whiny cunt that you are, are coming to an end. You and your dollies are going to have to go play someplace else fuck face. Hey I even have a suggestion for you. Why don't you borrow your moms ass dildo and deep throat it like you do your boyfriend's cock while playing on the train tracks and when your nothing but a big blood clot on the ground no one will miss you or wonder what happened because your stench will simply be gone and that much at least we'll all be thankful for. Now run along like a good little girl and leave the adults alone.
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11 years ago
"Juice! Juice! Juice!" dougster do you even know how fucking retarded you are? When you stand in front of a mirror and pick your nose do you understand why all the other kids laugh at you and call you names?
It's because the best part of you ooozed down the legs of that whore you like to call your mother...and the bag of shit that fills your brain case can't even complete a simple sentence let alone tackle abstract thought so here you are a walking refuse station of defective genes one step removed from the common house fly sucking up shit with your mouth parts and generally being a pain in the ass to everyone here. Now go run along and play in the street with your dollies for a while like a good little pussy.
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11 years ago
No No No Slick ain't no one out there like the LBK! No mutherfuckin toolbox or tackle box or jack-in-the-box. No soap box, toy box, or jewelry box. Nope no fruit box or match box or tissue box or other shit either, just little ol me...that's all there is well me and my Juicy boy that is.
There was this one time though when I had a baaaaad case of the runs and it got sooooo bad that I thought that I wuz going to actually shit out my innerds or perhaps have a fucking baby. How fucked up would that be? Me, having a baby and shit? Anyway I was grunting and groaning and nasty brown liquid was splattered all down my legs and on the floor and everywhere and all of a sudden I have a real powerful cramp and I hear "splooch" as a mushy wet pile of steaming shit lands on the floor except it wasn't no pile of shit nooooo it was the dougster you see all curled up in that there fetus position and sucking on his little shit coated thumb.
Oh lawzy he was a sight he was, all covered in my shit and smelling like a ripe outhouse on a hot summer day and I asked him I did, "hey dougster what were you doing up in my ass rooting around in my shit" and he says "I was afraid of the jerikson girl and I hid up there so she wouldn't find me and kick my ass!"
Whooooeeeee I tell you I ain't never seen a bigger, more pathetic looser than that shit stained pussy boy dougster right then and ever since then he just stalks around this here discussion board hiding in shit just like he hid all up in my ass those many years ago...and that's the truth I tell you, the truth!
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11 years ago
AfuckingMEN brutha zipperhead!
Juice Crew!
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11 years ago
Hello everyone,
I regret to inform you that our dear, dear friend Juicebox69 is feeling under the weather. Yes, I'm afraid it's true you see he's become a little dehydrated because recently he's been burning the straw at both ends so to speak.
Now, not to worry however because we're pressing fresh fruit even as I write this and we will have him filled back up to the brim again in no time so rest assured that he will return to be with you once again very soon.
Until then I suggest you pick your biggest moron, Oh, yes, I see, so many to choose from, that could pose a problem. Well then let me see you have jerikson40, georgmicrodong, txtittyfag, DoctorPhil, ranukam, and jester214 at a minimum but none of them compare to Dougster however when it comes to sheer moronic impulsivity so there's your answer gentlemen seek out the blather that Dougster spews for the time being and the Juice man will be back on line in no time flat.
Peace out!
LBK