May 22, 2013
LunchBoxKing
Drop Trow, Pop that Cork, Smell the Roses!
Are you gonna hump a bitch tonite???
(This thread brought to you by Juicebox United the fruitiest of the fruitcakes -- Oh My!)
Are you gonna hump a bitch tonite???
(This thread brought to you by Juicebox United the fruitiest of the fruitcakes -- Oh My!)
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NAMCO releases one of the most famous and highest grossing arcade games off all-time
PAC-MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fkWgycqC…
There was this one time though when I had a baaaaad case of the runs and it got sooooo bad that I thought that I wuz going to actually shit out my innerds or perhaps have a fucking baby. How fucked up would that be? Me, having a baby and shit? Anyway I was grunting and groaning and nasty brown liquid was splattered all down my legs and on the floor and everywhere and all of a sudden I have a real powerful cramp and I hear "splooch" as a mushy wet pile of steaming shit lands on the floor except it wasn't no pile of shit nooooo it was the dougster you see all curled up in that there fetus position and sucking on his little shit coated thumb.
Oh lawzy he was a sight he was, all covered in my shit and smelling like a ripe outhouse on a hot summer day and I asked him I did, "hey dougster what were you doing up in my ass rooting around in my shit" and he says "I was afraid of the jerikson girl and I hid up there so she wouldn't find me and kick my ass!"
Whooooeeeee I tell you I ain't never seen a bigger, more pathetic looser than that shit stained pussy boy dougster right then and ever since then he just stalks around this here discussion board hiding in shit just like he hid all up in my ass those many years ago...and that's the truth I tell you, the truth!
Your sister is here with me. I may have to let her get up off her back to tell me if it's even safe to read your posts or if I'll die trembling in fear.
The horror! The horror!